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Top Islamic State group commander Omar al-Shishani has been "clinically dead" for several days after a US air strike in northern Syria, a monitoring group said Sunday. "Shishani is not able to breathe on his own and is using machines. Abdel Rahman said the notorious red-bearded commander, known as…
DEAR ABBY: I have been married for 14 years. My wife is a liar and lies about small things. I realized it about 10 years ago and have tried to reason with her. We have two daughters, and the older one is like her mom and also has a habit of lying.Over the last few years I have started calling my…
A man arrested while trying to jump on the stage at a Donald Trump rally in Dayton reportedly told police he planned to grab the microphone and yell that Trump is a racist but didn't intend to hurt anyone
Numerous health experts would advise you not to and baby sleep safety charity The Lullaby Trust relentlessly works to spread awareness of the risks associated with it. Sharing a bed with a baby can increase the risks of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS), which around 250-300 young children die of…
An Indian student from the lowest Dalit caste was hacked to death and his wife critically injured in southern India in a suspected "honour killing" by relatives angered by their marriage, police said Monday. Three men armed with sickles and sharp weapons attacked the 22-year-old student and his…
Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster might have more fame and fortune than most of us could ever even dream of, but that doesn’t mean that their two children are spoilt rotten. In fact, five-year-old Aiden and ten-year-old Alastair have to complete household chores for pocket money if they want to buy…
An extremely rare species of whale are turning up in record numbers to make a splash in Cape Cod. There are thought to be only 500 remaining right whales on Earth, but almost half of them have been spotted off the US coast in the past few springs. This year, right whales have returned to Cape Cod,…
GENEVA (AP) — The Latest on Syrian peace talks set to begin Monday (all times local):
Thailand's Siam Commercial Bank says a chemical accident at its Bangkok headquarters has killed eight people. Natasha Howitt reports.
LEXINGTON, Ky. (AP) — Kentucky coach John Calipari had hoped winning another conference championship might boost their NCAA Tournament seeding.
By Scott Malone MONTPELIER, Vt. (Reuters) - Liberal-leaning Vermont could become the first U.S. state to legalize recreational marijuana use through legislation, rather than by voter initiative, in a move that advocates for the drug say could speed its acceptance across the nation. State…
She may be the Woman of Steel in front of the camera but "Supergirl" star Melissa Benoist revealed Sunday there was a villian even she struggled to cope with on set -- a phantom farter. "It was in a different spot every day," she said at a panel discussion at the PaleyFest television festival in…
A Florida man told police he needed to get to a bathroom before leading them on a car chase that ended in an arrest...and an accident.
DEAR ABBY: How can I help a friend who needs to stand up for herself and file for divorce? Her husband is in a high-profile job that's connected with hers. He has been having an affair with a co-worker for years, and he is verbally and sometimes physically abusive. She has called the police twice,…
Heavy snow fell in the Sierra Nevada near the California-Nevada border over the weekend. Snowfall through Monday could reach three feet in the higher elevations. (March 14)
Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s custody battle over fifteen-year-old Rocco Ritchie has been dominating the headlines since Christmas, and it’s easy to forget the impact the court case will have on those outside of the three directly involved. Earlier this month it was revealed that a judge had ruled for…
Dubai (AFP) - Two Emirati pilots were killed when their fighter jet crashed on Monday in Yemen, where a Saudi-led coalition is battling Iran-backed rebels, the alliance said.
Each year in Sweetwater, Texas, over 30,000 visitors come to the rural town from near and far to see thousands of rattlesnakes. At the roundup, fans watch the rattlesnakes slither together in a pit before handlers behead and skin the animals. According to the Center for Disease Control, 7,000 to…
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Latest on the 2016 presidential race two days before critical contests in Florida, Ohio, Missouri, North Carolina and Illinois (all times Eastern Daylight Time):
The quest for the herpes vaccine has been one of the biggest unsolved problems in medicine. But a solution may be in sight.