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ATLANTA (AP) — The ministry of a prominent Georgia megachurch pastor and evangelist who teaches that God wants to bless the faithful with earthly riches is seeking donations to buy a luxury jet valued at more than $65 million.
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DALLAS (AP) — The deaths of three people who developed a foodborne illness linked to some Blue Bell ice cream products have prompted the Texas icon's first product recall in its 108-year history.
An opponent of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro committed suicide in jail, where he had been locked up on charges of fomenting street violence against the socialist government, the Interior Minister said on Friday. An outraged Venezuelan opposition demanded details surrounding the death of…
Nigeria's military said on Friday that it had uncovered a Boko Haram bomb-making factory in the northeastern town of Buni Yadi after soldiers retook the town from the insurgents. Defence spokesman Chris Olukolade said that search operations in the area led to the discovery of the bomb-making…
HILLSBORO, Ore. (AP) — An Oregon father whose 6-month-old daughter died after he left her inside his car at his workplace for six hours will not face criminal charges.
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Dallas police arrested a teenager in last week's fatal shooting of an Iraqi immigrant who was gunned down while taking pictures of his first snowfall, officials said on Friday. Ahmed al-Jumaili, 36, had only been in the United States for about three weeks to be reunited with his wife when he was…
Four Chinese people were killed in southwestern Yunnan province Friday by a bomb dropped from a Myanmar warplane, state media reported, days after Beijing warned of escalating violence across the border. The official news agency Xinhua said the bomb hit a sugarcane field in Lincang city, killing…
NEW DELHI (AP) — An Indian bride walked out of her wedding ceremony after the groom failed to solve a simple math problem, police said Friday.
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You just can’t please everyone… The Federal Communications Commission issued its final net neutrality rules earlier this week, and some people still can’t believe that the Commission issued a proposal that is so consumer-friendly. Under FCC chairman Tom Wheeler’s proposal, Internet service will be…
WASHINGTON (AP) — A member of the House committee investigating the deadly attacks against Americans in Benghazi, Libya, says Hillary Rodham Clinton's email server could help lawmakers answer vital questions.
Amid an uptick in jail stabbings, increased public scrutiny, and the recent attempted rape of a correctional officer, New York’s largest system of jails faces a major overhaul aimed at reducing inmate-on-inmate violence and safety of prison workers. A 14-point plan for reform was released Thursday…
Washington (AFP) - "Anyone But Bibi." It's the rallying cry of opponents battling Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Tuesday's elections, but also seems to aptly sum up feelings in both the US and Europe. After nine years of dealing with Netanyahu, the wily Israeli politician appears to…
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By David DeKok HARRISBURG, Pa. (Reuters) - A Pennsylvania school teacher who was left impaled for six hours by a trailer hitch that pierced her torso front to back in a traffic accident emerged in critical but stable condition on Friday from surgery to remove the metal rod, authorities said. Megan…
DETROIT (AP) — A widow held up a red card, signaling ejection, as a weekend soccer player was sentenced Friday to at least eight years in prison for a punch that killed a Detroit-area referee.
A child who appears to execute an Arab Israeli in a video released this week by the Islamic State group is said to have been recognised by classmates in France, an official said Friday. The schools inspector in the Haute-Garonne district in southern France said students in the city of Toulouse…
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Earlier this month, a newborn baby was smuggled out of a Glendale, Arizona, hospital by her father. According to the arrest report supplied by the Glendale Police Department, the baby's mother fled the hospital prior to being officially released in an effort to avoid potential prosecution when the…
DENVER (AP) — Geologists may finally be able to explain why Denver, the Mile High City, is a mile high: water.
The US-led coalition fighting the Islamic State group launched air strikes against the jihadists in a key Syrian village overnight after Kurdish forces appealed for action, a monitor said Saturday. The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said the strikes near the northeastern village of Tal Tamr…