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DEAR ABBY: How can I help a friend who needs to stand up for herself and file for divorce? Her husband is in a high-profile job that's connected with hers. He has been having an affair with a co-worker for years, and he is verbally and sometimes physically abusive. She has called the police twice,…
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Republican frontrunner Donald Trump has pledged to deport and keep out illegal immigrants, but the brash billionaire's rhetoric is inspiring some Hispanics to become citizens so they can vote against him. "I feel threatened by the political situation," said Maria Orozco, a 36-year-old screenwriter…
A man who tried rushing the stage was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and inducing panic, according to Dayton police.
Visit the great country estates of Britain’s famous figures, from Elizabethan lords to modern day Dukes, and even Winston Churchill.
NEW YORK (AP) — Detectives uncovered a $10 million Brooklyn drug operation that included liquefied pot used in e-cigarettes when they stopped a U-Haul truck stuffed with hundreds of pounds of marijuana hidden among furniture, police said Friday.
Students from a Boston-area high school with a large Jewish enrollment taunted students from an all-boys Catholic school during a basketball game about not having girl students, to which the Catholic school students chanted: "You killed Jesus!"
By Emma Batha LONDON (Thomson Reuters Foundation) - As North Korea grappled with a massive famine in the 1990s, scientists were working at an elite institute to find ways to boost then leader Kim Jong-il's longevity - and his libido, a defector said on Friday. In the early 1990s scientists were…
United States drivers are stunned that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
After their flooding woes earlier this month, more details have emerged about the $21,000 (£14,000) a-month home Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have moved into in Surrey. Speaking of their children, the MailOnline reports that the six kids are expected to be enrolling in The Lycée Français Charles de…
When South Africa's President Jacob Zuma visited Nigeria last week he was on a delicate mission to mend rifts between the continent's two economic powerhouses. From economic rivalry to political friction, relations between South Africa and Nigeria have been strained in recent years. The election of…
DEAR ABBY: I'm having trouble with my daily life. I have become more reserved and rarely even look at people. All I do is my schoolwork. I have lost trust in quite a few people over the years, including most of my family members. My parents have taught me to trust almost no one and to always be…
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
CLEVELAND (AP) — In a Republican presidential primary filled with extraordinary moments, a 24-hour stretch that began Friday night stands above them all.
The Islamic State group on Sunday pulled its fighters out of Rutba, a desert town in the western Iraqi province of Anbar, an army general and the mayor said. "Daesh (IS) has completely pulled out of Rutba and gone towards Al-Qaim," a major general told AFP, referring to a jihadist bastion on the…
Bryan Llenas reports from New York
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"It was as if they had always been friends," her mother Arabella Carter-Johnson said about the first time they had brought Thula the cat home.
JACKSON, Miss. (AP) — Former Mississippi State quarterback and NFL draft prospect Dak Prescott was arrested and charged with driving under the influence early Saturday.
By Rich McKay ATLANTA (Reuters) - An American doctor who was working with missionaries in West Africa is being moved to an isolation ward at an Atlanta hospital on Friday with a suspected case of Lassa fever, a deadly hemorrhagic disease similar to Ebola, officials said. The patient, who has not…
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A jury has awarded $28 million to the parents of a dead newborn discovered in a North Miami dumpster, finding that a funeral home was negligent in its handling of the boy's body
The opulent former residence of Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu was opened to the public for the first time on Saturday some 26 years after the fall of his Communist regime. Ceausescu ruled Romania with an iron fist from 1965 until he was driven from power after a bloody uprising in December…
Michael Chase sentenced to 14 years and wife Lara 13 (SWNS)
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