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This edition was generated on Thu Mar 13 08:45:01 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Stock futures sink ahead of opening AP - 38 minutes ago

NEW YORK - Wall Street headed for a sharply lower opening Thursday, following the example of markets around the world as the dollar continued its descent and worries about the U.S. economy reasserted themselves.

  • In this image provided by NASA Space shuttle Endeavour pulls up to the international space station and docked Wednesday March 12, 2008, kicking off almost two weeks of demanding construction work. Before the late-night linkup, Endeavour's commander, Dominic Gorie, guided the shuttle through a 360-degree backflip to allow for full photographic surveillance. (AP Photo/NASA)
    Astronauts to work on giant robot AP - 1 hour, 5 minutes ago

    HOUSTON - After linking up with the international space station, Endeavour's astronauts got right to work Thursday unloading the parts they'll need to build a giant robot that will help maintain the orbiting outpost.

  • The Facebook logo is displayed at a news conference in New York in this November 6, 2007 file photo. A new application is aiming to inject more commerce into the social playground by paying Facebook members who help make sales to their friends. (AP Photo/Craig Ruttle, file)
    New sales program pays Facebook members AP - 1 hour, 11 minutes ago

    SAN FRANCISCO - Facebook Inc.'s popular online hangout so far has proven to be a better place for promoting fun and games than peddling products.

  • Contestant David Hernandez attends the American Idol annual Top 12 Party in this Thursday, March 6, 2008 file photo in West Hollywood, Calif. Hernandez was voted off the program on Wednesday, March 12, 2008.    (AP Photo/Phil McCarten)
    'American Idol' axes first finalist AP - 48 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - A juicy backstory wasn't enough to keep David Hernandez on "American Idol." The 24-year-old ex-stripper from Glendale, Ariz., was dismissed Wednesday, leaving 11 aspiring singers to vie for the "Idol" title and a record contract.

  • Conn. school backs off candy punishment AP - 28 minutes ago

    NEW HAVEN, Conn. - An eighth-grade honors student who was suspended for a day, barred from attending an honors dinner and stripped of his title as class vice president after he was caught with contraband candy in school will get his student council post back, school officials said.

  • Houston Rockets forward Shane Battier, right, celebrates teammate Tracy McGrady, left, after their 83-75 win against the Atlanta Hawks at a basketball game, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at Philips Arena in Atlanta. (AP Photo/Gregory Smith)
    Rockets top Hawks for 20th straight win AP - 1 hour, 22 minutes ago

    ATLANTA - The Houston Rockets became the third team in NBA history to win 20 consecutive games, tying for the league's second-longest winning streak with an 83-75 victory over the Atlanta Hawks on Wednesday night.

  • New York Governor Eliot Spitzer announces his resignation at his office in New York, March 12, 2008. (Brendan McDermid/Reuters)
    New York Gov. Spitzer resigns but more woes likely Reuters - Thu Mar 13, 2:26 AM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Resigning over reports he paid for a $1,000-an-hour prostitute, New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer leaves behind his political post but could face legal trouble from the stunning sex scandal.

  • Geraldine Ferraro makes a point as she accepts the Glamour Magazine 'Lifetime Achievement' award at the magazine's 2001 'Women of the Year' awards in New York, October 29, 2001. Ferraro quit Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign on Wednesday after a remark about black Democratic rival Barack Obama was interpreted as racist. (Jeff Christensen/Reuters)
    Race flap forces Clinton supporter to quit Reuters - Thu Mar 13, 12:36 AM ET

    CHICAGO (Reuters) - A high-profile supporter quit Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign on Wednesday after a remark about black Democratic rival Barack Obama was interpreted as racist.

  • Palestinians survey the damage in a house after an Israeli army raid in Seida village, near the West Bank town of Tulkarm, March 12, 2008. (Abed Omar Qusini/Reuters)
    Rockets hit Israel after West Bank raid Reuters - 39 minutes ago

    GAZA (Reuters) - Islamic Jihad fired rockets into Israel from the Gaza Strip on Thursday after an Israeli raid in the occupied West Bank, in renewed violence that threatened prospects for an Egyptian-brokered truce.

  • Customers look at the trophy mounts shot by hunters in Africa displayed at the Cabela's store in Fort Worth, Texas, March 7, 2008. The American affinity for guns may puzzle foreigners who link high ownership rates and liberal gun ownership laws to the 84 gun deaths and 34 gun homicides that occur in the United States each day and wonder why gun control is not an issue in the U.S. Presidential election. The owners are not just urban criminals and drug dealers. There are hunters and home security advocates, and then there are the gun collectors. (Jessica Rinaldi/Reuters)
    U.S. passion for guns has roots in hunting Reuters - 26 minutes ago

    FORT WORTH (Reuters) - The life-sized stuffed animals at the massive Cabela's store in Fort Worth can give the impression of being in a natural history museum.

  • Members of the Shiite Mehdi Army parade down a street in the southern Iraqi town of Basra November 28, 2006. Iraqi police raided strongholds of the Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr's Mehdi Army militia in the southern city of Kut on Wednesday, hunting gunmen who battled with security forces a day earlier. (Atef Hassan/Reuters)
    U.S. soldiers, militia exchange fire in south Iraq Reuters - 24 minutes ago

    KUT, Iraq (Reuters) - Fighters from the Shi'ite Mehdi Army and U.S. soldiers exchanged rocket and mortar fire on Thursday, threatening a ceasefire declared by the militia's leader, the anti-U.S. cleric Moqtada al Sadr.

  • Sen. Howard Metzenbaum (D-OH) wears an orange ribbon as he speaks during a press conference in Tallahassee, Florida December 4, 2000. Metzenbaum, a self-made millionaire who championed workers and consumers during almost 20 years in the Senate, has died at age 90, according to media reports on Thursday. (Tami Chappell/Reuters)
    Former Democratic Sen. Metzenbaum dies: media Reuters - Thu Mar 13, 4:56 AM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Former Ohio Democratic Sen. Howard Metzenbaum, a self-made millionaire who championed workers and consumers during almost 20 years in the Senate, has died at age 90, according to media reports on Thursday.

  • The Olympic countdown clock is obscured by pollution as a paramilitary policeman walks across Beijing's Tiananmen Square March 10, 2008. China said the United States is unfit to present itself as a 'defender of human rights' and a senior official accused Western critics of conspiring to use the Beijing Olympic Games to subvert Communist Party rule. (David Gray/Reuters)
    China sees conspiracy behind Olympics criticisms Reuters - Thu Mar 13, 5:20 AM ET

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China said the United States is unfit to present itself as a "defender of human rights" and a senior official accused Western critics of conspiring to use the Beijing Olympic Games to subvert Communist Party rule.

  • Feb retail sales tumble unexpectedly Reuters - 6 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Retail sales plunged 0.6 percent in February, the Commerce Department said on Thursday in a report that showed a worried consumer as the economy dramatically slowed.

  • File photo shows an Israeli F16C Jet fighter landing at the Ramat David Israeli air force base in northern Israel. Israeli warplanes have hammered Gaza militants and rockets fell on the Jewish state, shattering a tacit five-day truce around the coastal strip and blunting international mediation efforts.(AFP/File/Menahem Kahana)
    Gaza violence lull ends with Israeli strikes, rockets AFP - 2 hours, 6 minutes ago

    GAZA CITY (AFP) - Israeli warplanes hit the Gaza Strip Thursday after militants rattled the Jewish state with rocket fire, ending a five-day lull and threatening efforts to strike a more permanent truce.

  • Serbian President Boris Tadic, seen here in February 2008, has dissolved parliament and called elections for May 11, following the collapse of the ruling coalition in a policy rift over the EU and Kosovo.(AFP/File/Andrej Isakovic)
    Serbia calls early vote over EU, Kosovo dispute AFP - 2 hours, 1 minute ago

    BELGRADE (AFP) - Serbian President Boris Tadic on Thursday dissolved the parliament and called early legislative elections for May 11, following the collapse of the ruling coalition in a policy rift over ties with the EU and Kosovo's disputed independence.

  • Afghan policemen stand guard near a burning vehicle used in a suicide attack in Kabul. A suicide car bomber rammed a US-led military convoy near the airport in Kabul, killing six Afghan civilians and wounding 37.(AFP/Shah Marai)
    Suicide attack, clashes kill 20 in Afghanistan AFP - 31 minutes ago

    KABUL (AFP) - A suicide car bomb attack on a convoy of US troops killed six Afghan civilians in Kabul on Thursday, while fresh violence in the restive south left at least 15 Taliban fighters and policemen dead.

  • Indian police have arrested a group of 100 Tibetan exiles trying to walk to their homeland as part of a major protest ahead of the Beijing Olympics, although the demonstrators vowed their march would go on.(AFP)
    Tibetan marchers arrested in India: police official AFP - 1 hour, 10 minutes ago

    DEHRA, India (AFP) - Indian police Thursday arrested 100 Tibetan exiles trying to walk to their homeland as part of a major protest ahead of the Beijing Olympics, although the demonstrators vowed the march would go on.

  • A Taiwanese man weighing over 300 kilograms (660 pounds) lies on the floor of his home in Hsinchu. A Japanese study has shown that men who sleep fewer than five hours a night run greater risks of becoming obese and of having high levels of blood sugar that could lead to diabetes.(AFP/sam yeh)
    Short sleepers more likely to be fat: Japanese study AFP - 23 minutes ago

    TOKYO (AFP) - Men who sleep fewer than five hours a night run greater risks of becoming obese and of having high levels of blood sugar that could lead to diabetes, a Japanese study showed.

  • Businessmen look at an electric quotation board flashing share prices of the Tokyo Stock Exchange. Asian and European stock markets plunged as investor sentiment was hammered by resurgent credit concerns, the plunging dollar and record high oil prices(AFP/Toru Yamanaka)
    Global markets dive on US credit woes, weak dollar AFP - 1 hour, 1 minute ago

    LONDON (AFP) - Asian and European stock markets plunged on Thursday as investor sentiment was hammered by resurgent credit concerns, the plunging dollar and record high oil prices, dealers said.

  • A US banknote is reflected on a euro coin. The dollar slumped to a fresh record low against the euro and below 100 yen on mounting fears of a US recession, driving gold to an all-time high of 997.10 dollars an ounce(AFP/File/Joel Saget)
    Dollar rocked by rising US recession fears AFP - 38 minutes ago

    LONDON (AFP) - The dollar slumped to a fresh record low against the euro and below 100 yen Thursday on mounting fears of a US recession, driving gold to an all-time high of 997.10 dollars an ounce, dealers said.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Graphic fact file on the commonest cancer to strike women. Geneticists have identified a super gene that controls the spread of the cancer, according to a study.(AFP/Graphic)
    Scientists find 'master' breast cancer gene AFP - Wed Mar 12, 2:13 PM ET

    PARIS (AFP) - Geneticists have identified a super gene which causes breast cancer to metastasise, the deadly process by which the disease spreads to other organs, according to a study released Wednesday.

  • A U.S. soldier keeps watch during medical assistance in Kabul February 26, 2008. (Ahmad Masood/Reuters)
    Afghan war trend worse than Iraq: U.S. trainer Reuters - Wed Mar 12, 11:25 AM ET

    STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - The tide of the war in Afghanistan is running against the United States and its allies, in contrast to an improving trend in Iraq, a U.S. military official and counter-insurgency expert said on Wednesday.

  • New York Governor Eliot Spitzer addresses the media with his wife Silda Wall Spitzer at his office in New York, March 10, 2008. (Shannon Stapleton/Reuters)
    Will Spitzer make list of politicians who survive scandal? The Christian Science Monitor - Wed Mar 12, 4:00 AM ET

    NEW YORK - In politics, there are scandals and then there are scandals that end careers.

  • Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Senator John McCain speaks at a campaign stop in Exeter, New Hampshire March 12, 2008. (Brian Snyder/Reuters)
    McCain begins vice president search, mum on Romney Reuters - Wed Mar 12, 7:22 PM ET

    MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate John McCain said on Wednesday he has begun the process of finding a vice presidential running mate and wants someone who shares his views and can take his place.

  • U.S. soldiers from Alpha Company 2/7, 1st Cavalry Division, run for cover in reaction to sniper fire that hit their vehicles while on patrol in Mosul, 390 km northwest of Baghdad, April 29, 2007. REUTERS/Stringer
    U.S. sees long fight to oust Al Qaeda in Mosul The Christian Science Monitor - Wed Mar 12, 4:00 AM ET

    Mosul, Iraq - US and Iraqi troops are now repairing breaches in an earthen berm, a 20-foot high barricade built around this northern city in 2004. It's perhaps the most visible part of a grinding fight for control of the last supposed urban stronghold of Al Qaeda in Iraq.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Rockets top Hawks for 20th straight win

AP - 1 hour, 22 minutes ago

ATLANTA - The Houston Rockets became the third team in NBA history to win 20 consecutive games, tying for the league's second-longest winning streak with an 83-75 victory over the Atlanta Hawks on Wednesday night.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Retail sales plunge by 0.6 percent

AP - 4 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - Consumers, battered by plunging home prices and a credit crunch, stayed away from the malls in February, pushing retail sales down by a larger-than-expected amount. It was another worrisome sign that the country could be falling into a recession.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 13, 2008
All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.
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Cyril Connolly (1903 - 1974), Enemies of Promise (1938)
The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.
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Robert Jackson
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
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Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)
Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
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Philip K. Dick (1928 - 1982), What the Dead Men Say, 1954

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