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KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — There may be no tournament more volatile than the Southeastern Conference, where it seems just about every outcome has some effect on the NCAA Tournament's ever-expanding bubble.
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The 25-year-old from Switzerland said: “I realised straight away that what I was seeing was not normal. An EasyJet spokesman said: “The captain returned to the plane’s departure point and a spanner was discovered. An aviation expert told Switzerland’s 20 Minutes online news website that if the…
She told INSIDE EDITION: "I want the world to know how I feel about him."
VESTAL, N.Y. (AP) — The Latest on an investigation into the abduction of teenage sisters in upstate New York who were initially reported as runaways last year (all times local):
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DEAR ABBY: I'm having trouble with my daily life. I have become more reserved and rarely even look at people. All I do is my schoolwork. I have lost trust in quite a few people over the years, including most of my family members. My parents have taught me to trust almost no one and to always be…
By Do-gyun Kim POHANG, South Korea (Reuters) - U.S. and South Korean troops staged a big amphibious landing exercise on Saturday, storming simulated North Korean beach defenses amid heightened tension and threats by the North to annihilate its enemies. The landing and assault drills on South…
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It looks like something from a terrifying horror movie, but this is the mystery sea creature that’s baffled experts after washing up on a tourist beach in Mexico. The creature’s body was washed on the shore by strong currents that have been affecting parts of the Mexican coast. Rosa Comacho, the…
After their flooding woes earlier this month, more details have emerged about the $21,000 (£14,000) a-month home Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have moved into in Surrey. Speaking of their children, the MailOnline reports that the six kids are expected to be enrolling in The Lycée Français Charles de…
China has lodged a protest with the United States after the U.S. State Department authorized the sale of two Perry Class Navy frigates to Taiwan for $190 million.
Few people dare to explore the eerie places that would scare most people to death. One man did but instantly regretted.
“We were watching the elephants drinking at the Shingwedsi River when we noticed the albino elephant calf,” said Nicki. NIcki is no stranger to Kruger and said the discovery was extremely rare. “I have been visiting Kruger since my early childhood, and have over the last many years being spending…
A jury has awarded $28 million to the parents of a dead newborn discovered in a North Miami dumpster, finding that a funeral home was negligent in its handling of the boy's body
The family of a robbery suspect who was shot by an Ohio police officer says body camera footage shows that the officer firing his weapon when the man was already down. The department says the officer acted properly.
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Two teenage girls from Upstate New York who have been missing for nearly a year were found Wednesday night, New York State Police said Thursday.
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North Korea hit out at Washington and Seoul Saturday, pledging to launch a blitzkrieg in the Korean peninsula, as the United States and South Korea launched their largest-ever joint landing drill. Pyongyang said it would respond to the drills with an "operation to liberate the whole of South Korea…
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HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) — He's already explained himself to a bankruptcy court judge, but 50 Cent says the Secret Service is now asking about the wads of "prop" money he used in social media posts.
"It was as if they had always been friends," her mother Arabella Carter-Johnson said about the first time they had brought Thula the cat home.
Rare is a New York City subway ad that's actually, genuinely funny. Thankfully, a series of ads for the documentary, The Muslims Are Coming ! was posted throughout the subway system on Tuesday, bringing genuine laughter to millions of miserable urban commuters. The posters, currently pasted in…
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The £800 million vessel left dry dock at Saint-Nazaire, western France, for the first time yesterday as it undertook its first sea trial. If all goes well, the huge ship will soon have 6,000 passengers and 2,000 crew on board very soon as it begins its work as a major cruise liner. The ship will be…