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A Seattle-area man was charged on Wednesday with killing his girlfriend and then driving her body to a local psychiatric facility where he admitted to the crime and asked to be taken in as a patient, the King County prosecutor's office said. Attila Richards, 29, was being held on $2 million bail…
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More than 155,000 people by Wednesday had signed a petition to the White House urging charges be filed against 47 Republican senators who they say committed "treasonous" offenses by writing Iran's leaders about ongoing nuclear negotiations. Lawmakers caused a political furor with their…
An advert for a house in Indonesia has gone viral online after the woman selling it offered to throw in an unusual extra feature for free -- her hand in marriage.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Windell Middlebrooks, an actor who gained TV commercial stardom as a burly, no-nonsense beer delivery man who confiscated the brew from undeserving snobs, has died, his family said Tuesday. He was 36.
GADSDEN, Ala. (AP) — Emotions boiled over Wednesday in the capital murder trial of an Alabama woman accused of running her 9-year-old granddaughter to death, with the defense accusing the state of withholding key evidence and a prosecutor cursing angrily in front of jurors.
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Nick Gordon's mother revealed details of the incident that took place prior to Bobbi Kristina Brown being discovered unresponsive in her Georgia home on Jan. 31.
BALI, Indonesia (AP) — An American woman charged with premeditated murder in the death of her mother on Indonesia's Bali island told a court Wednesday that her boyfriend killed her mother in anger after she threatened to kill their unborn baby.
By Alex Dobuzinskis LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Parents who say their toddler children had thumb tacks pricked into their legs as a form a discipline at a California daycare center have sued the facility's former operators over abuse they said was perpetrated by two teachers. The civil suit, filed in…
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Well you would have if you were Steven Fields. The 18-year-old resident of the small Georgia town of Hull checked his account balance one day last March to find a large sum sitting his checking account, through no effort on the part of Fields, according to the Athens Banner-Herald who first…
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iran's supreme leader said Thursday that a letter from Republican lawmakers warning that any nuclear deal could be scrapped by the next U.S. president is a sign of "disintegration" in Washington.
By Dennys Kapa and Michael Taylor JAKARTA (Reuters) - Indonesia signaled on Thursday that it was not likely to execute foreigners on death row for at least the next 16 days after the attorney general's office said that a group of 10 convicts would be executed together. They include citizens of…
A former hippy whose ex-husband made a fortune after their 1992 divorce on Wednesday won the right to seek a chunk of his wealth in a landmark British court ruling. Kathleen Wyatt, 55, wants a £1.9 million payout from green energy tycoon Dale Vince -- despite lodging her claim 20 years after their…
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HUNTSVILLE, Texas (AP) — A Mexican Mafia hit man convicted of beating and strangling a San Antonio woman because she didn't pay the gang's 10 percent tax on her illegal drug sales was executed Wednesday evening.
Sarah Palin is critical of Hillary Clinton’s explanation that using one cellphone for personal and work-related business was simply a matter of convenience.
Sam Bradford took to the podium Wednesday afternoon in his first press conference since being named quarterback of the Philadelphia Eagles.
AUGUSTA, Maine (AP) — A state senator said Wednesday that he has no intention of resigning over a series of offensive Facebook posts, including one that suggests President Barack Obama's family members are part of the Islamic State group.
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An unwrapped moist towelette branded with the Malaysia Airlines logo has been found on a beach in West Australia -- and it's now being tested to see if it is the first confirmed piece of evidence from the airline's missing plane. The package was found by a couple strolling the beach near the town…
"You have to pick the right parents," as Marie Bernard, deputy director of the National Institute on Aging, puts it. "It isn't the majority necessarily, but some of one's fate is based upon the longevity of prior generations." Now, for the lesser known factors that influence how fast -- and how…
Poland is seeking advanced cruise missiles to equip three new submarines it wants to acquire by 2030, the NATO member's minister of defence said Thursday. Tomasz Siemoniak confirmed on Polish public radio that Poland had asked the United States about the availability of Raytheon's Tomahawk cruise…