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The 25-year-old from Switzerland said: “I realised straight away that what I was seeing was not normal. An EasyJet spokesman said: “The captain returned to the plane’s departure point and a spanner was discovered. An aviation expert told Switzerland’s 20 Minutes online news website that if the…
Visit the great country estates of Britain’s famous figures, from Elizabethan lords to modern day Dukes, and even Winston Churchill.
Conceding to reality.
She told INSIDE EDITION: "I want the world to know how I feel about him."
What year is this again?
Women everywhere are saving thousands of dollars on cosmetic procedures by reducing the appearance of wrinkles from the comfort of their own home.
Two teenage girls from Upstate New York who have been missing for nearly a year were found Wednesday night, New York State Police said Thursday.
The £800 million vessel left dry dock at Saint-Nazaire, western France, for the first time yesterday as it undertook its first sea trial. If all goes well, the huge ship will soon have 6,000 passengers and 2,000 crew on board very soon as it begins its work as a major cruise liner. The ship will be…
DEAR ABBY: My son is driving me crazy. He's worried because I don't have friends I hang out with. He said it's not normal for a woman to not want to have friends. I say it is. He said if Dear Abby says I'm OK, he will let it rest. I work with people between 50 and 70 hours a week. I have more than…
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It looks like something from a terrifying horror movie, but this is the mystery sea creature that’s baffled experts after washing up on a tourist beach in Mexico. The creature’s body was washed on the shore by strong currents that have been affecting parts of the Mexican coast. Rosa Comacho, the…
Boeing called it "a game changer" in the world of unmanned undersea vehicles. With great fan-fare inside a test facility in Huntington Beach, the company unveiled the Echo Voyager, its latest submarine.
VICKSBURG, Miss. (AP) — An escaped murder suspect with little to lose made a desperate move before dawn Thursday, breaking into a house at knifepoint and holding a husband, wife and son hostage for hours in a bathroom.
Before you pay your next mortgage you need to see this. Millions of homeowners are stunned and banks are shocked. Do this before it expires.
For the US Coast Guard at least, Bigfoot is real -- and is proudly on display here in Key West, on the southernmost tip of the United States. The hulking monster in question, a sasquatch of the sea, is a 50-foot-long (15-meter) semi-submersible boat built by drug smugglers in the mangroves of…
By Shadia Nasralla VIENNA (Reuters) - Two months after what is widely believed to have been a nuclear test by North Korea, the radioactive particles to prove it have yet to be detected, suggesting the communist state is getting better at hiding the fallout, experts say. Fifty-five days after North…
A massive police operation, including officers from Interpol, is underway after it was claimed that missing British youngster Madeleine McCann has been ‘spotted’ in Paraguay. The hunt for Madeleine, who disappeared in Portugal in 2007 while on holiday with her family and who would now be…
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
First lady Michelle Obama is embracing spring with the strapless floral gown she wore to Thursday's White House dinner for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
(Reuters) - A U.S. government weather forecaster said on Thursday it sees a near 50 percent chance La Nina could develop by the Northern Hemisphere fall on the heels of the El Nino conditions likely to dissipate in the coming months. The Climate Prediction Center (CPC), an agency of the U.S.…
A Russian aide to Vladimir Putin was found dead in D.C. hotel room in November. Coroner now says he died from blows to the head.
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Adele keeps granting wishes left and right and her latest wish granted was for another lucky fan who’s dreams came true when Adele invited her onstage to sing a duet with her idol.
Two gunmen working as a team fatally shot five people including a pregnant woman and critically wounded two others at a backyard cookout, with one attacker using a rifle to shoot the victims in the head ...
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
Rare is a New York City subway ad that's actually, genuinely funny. Thankfully, a series of ads for the documentary, The Muslims Are Coming ! was posted throughout the subway system on Tuesday, bringing genuine laughter to millions of miserable urban commuters. The posters, currently pasted in…