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This edition was generated on Thu Mar 10 08:45:02 EST 2016
LAS VEGAS (AP) — The man known to millions of cable TV viewers as Chumlee on the reality show "Pawn Stars" was being held late Wednesday in a Las Vegas jail following his arrest on felony weapon and drug charges.
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This time, it was a swan in Macedonia that met its unfortunate end after being dragged up from a lake by a tourist - before being left to die on a beach. After taking the photo, she then reportedly abandoned the animal.
North Korea looked to ratchet up already elevated tensions on the Korean peninsula still further Thursday, firing a pair of short-range missiles and announcing the liquidation of all remaining South Korean assets on its territory. The moves were a direct response to unilateral sanctions announced…
DEAR ABBY: I've been estranged from my three siblings, their spouses and their families for 35 years -- my choice. There has been no correspondence, and I have seen them only at our parents' funerals.Since we are all in our 80s, I anticipate there will be funerals for us in the next decade. If I go…
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
The executives at your cable company might not always show it, but they love you more than you'll ever know. You pay your television and Internet bill on time each and every month, but that's not why they love you. They love you because you don't bother to actually look over your bill and see how…
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A brawl over a loud boom box broke out on a Spirit Airlines flight about to land at the Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday.
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By Tim Reid CANTON, Ohio (Reuters) - If Donald Trump wins the Republican Party nomination, his path to the White House will run through this working-class city with a knack for picking presidents. No Republican has ever won the White House without Ohio.
A vocal gun owner and rights advocate and was shot through the back Tuesday afternoon in Putnam County, Florida.
BALTIMORE (AP) — A man who was charged with fatally shooting a co-worker at a public works building in Maryland apparently killed himself while he was in jail, officials said Wednesday.
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The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said on Thursday that Islamic State's military commander was badly wounded but still alive, appearing to contradict U.S. officials who said he was likely killed in a U.S. air strike. The U.S. officials said on Tuesday that Abu Omar al-Shishani, also known as…
Fifi the Bear had never hibernated while living in a tiny cage for 30 years.
Washington (AFP) - The United States said it is deploying three long-range stealth bombers capable of carrying nuclear weapons for exercises in Asia, as tensions mount on the Korean peninsula.
He’s never worked on Wall Street. One investment idea sent him on his way to earning six figures while still living with his parents.
PHOENIX (AP) — Police were searching Wednesday for the parents of a newborn baby girl who was left in front of a suburban Phoenix home, her umbilical cord still attached.
A South African woman was convicted Thursday of kidnapping a newborn baby and raising her for 17 years before an astonishing coincidence reunited the girl with her biological family. The 50-year-old kidnapper, who cannot be named to protect the new identity of the girl she stole, remained…
Let's add an hour to our clocks and lose an hour of sleep for no reason.
Visit the great country estates of Britain’s famous figures, from Elizabethan lords to modern day Dukes, and even Winston Churchill.
One of Paul McCartney's biggest fans is a seven-year-old boy from Los Banos and he plans to be at his show in Fresno.
By Steve Holland WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio voiced regret on Wednesday about making personal attacks against front-runner Donald Trump, a strategy that has failed to slow the New York billionaire's momentum.Rubio, Trump, Ohio Governor John Kasich and U.S.…
A Virginia man whose 5-year-old son who was found dead in a septic tank has been sentenced to a year and three months in jail for child abuse and neglect
United States drivers are stunned that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
Thinking about applying to graduate school? Whether you're interested in pursuing an MBA or attending law school or medical school, there are some big decisions to make. To help students find the right school for them, U.S. News & World Report surveys more than 1,900 graduate schools and programs…