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CHICAGO (AP) — A 9-month-old girl is dead after a relative cut her throat with a power saw, a Chicago police official with knowledge of the investigation said Monday.
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If he keeps his nose clean, sanitation worker Kevin McGill of Sandy Springs, Ga., might just make it through his 30-day sentence (to be served on consecutive weekends) for disturbing wealthy residents by picking up the trash too early in the morning – just in time to celebrate National Garbage Man…
The Islamic State group has publicly beheaded three men in northern Iraq, two of them for allegedly engaging in homosexual acts, according to photos shared by sympathisers on social media Tuesday. The jihadist group, which controls swathes of Iraq and neighbouring Syria, has carried out hundreds of…
Chicago police are investigating the death of a 7-month-old girl whose body was found Monday morning in the 2800-block of South Avers.
By Abdoulaye Massalaki and Madjiasra Nako NIAMEY/N'DJAMENA (Reuters) - About 15 soldiers from Chad and Niger died in fighting to take control of two towns in northern Nigeria from Boko Haram, the first gains against the militants in a joint offensive launched at the weekend, military sources said…
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PHILADELPHIA (AP) — A former madam who bragged of doing black-market "body sculpting" on thousands of women was convicted on Monday of murder in the death of a dancer whose heart stopped after nearly half a gallon of silicone was injected into her buttocks.
By Laura Zuckerman SALMON, Idaho (Reuters) - A 32-year-old Canadian man was killed on Monday when his parachute failed to open during a skydiving jump from a bridge into a canyon 500 feet below in southern Idaho, authorities said. Bryan Turner, of Vancouver, British Columbia, was one of a group…
SPRING HILL, Fla. (AP) — When William and Judy Thompson met comedian Bill Cosby in the late 1980s to discuss their teen daughter's modeling and acting career, they felt immediately at ease.
Over an hour into Apple’s big spring event and we’re finally getting some news about the Apple Watch. Before that, we saw a new price for the Apple TV and a new MacBook model (along with updated MacBook Pro and MacBook Air models). Now we are finally learning the prices for each of the models of…
Entry-priced new cars have never been so desirable! Can you guess which car made the number 1 spot on this year's list of coolest cars? Find out now!
Prabha Arun Kumar, a 41-year-old IT professional, was taking a shortcut through Parramatta Park in the city's west at around 9.30pm (1030 GMT) on Saturday when she was killed. Family members told Indian media that the woman was speaking with her husband, G. Arun Kumar, at the time and he heard her…
LEXINGTON, Ky. (AP) — These Kentucky Wildcats have the chance to reach heights no team in the program's history has ever achieved — become undefeated national champions.
Surveillance video emerges showing Dzokhar Tsarnaev at the scene of the Boston Marathon bombing. Natasha Howitt reports.
Just before she was struck down by the second explosion at the 2013 Boston Marathon, 23-year-old Lingzi Lu’s terror-stricken face was captured in a photograph shown in court today, a friend of Lu’s testified. “The first bomb just happened and she’s looking panic,” Danling Zhou, Lu’s friend, told…
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Lyle Denniston, the National Constitution Center's constitutional literacy adviser, looks at Monday’s Supreme Court Amtrak decision as a sign that a constitutional separation-of-powers argument from the 1930s could be back in play.
A Montana bride appealing a murder conviction for pushing her new husband off a cliff said on Monday her life sentence should be overturned partly because prosecutors claimed she blindfolded her mate before he plunged to his death but failed to prove it. In court documents filed on Monday with a…
Earth's last ice age was so cold that even Antarctica's emperor penguins had trouble with the chill, a new study finds. Just three populations of emperor penguins (Aptenodytes forsteri) likely survived the last ice age, which occurred from about 19,500 to 16,000 years ago, with one such population…
PARIS (AP) — In a tuxedo, a boisterous Salma Hayek ramped up the feminism at the Saint Laurent Paris show and encouraged actress Jessica Chastain to expose her chest.
There is a plethora of food items sold en masse around the world today that contain carcinogens, and now it is time to how to identify and avoid them!
In London's most upmarket districts, shovel-wielding teams are hard at work in what look like mines hidden beneath luxury homes, sidestepping the British capital's planning rules by expanding underground. The trend started in the late 1990s, when residents developed small basements, calculating it…
Saudi Arabia on Monday beheaded a Filipino convicted of murdering his boss, bringing to 40 the number of executions this year. In just over two months, Saudi Arabia has beheaded almost half the number of foreigners and Saudis executed during all of 2014, according to AFP tallies. Joven Esteva was…
BEREA, Ohio (AP) — Johnny Manziel's commitment to fixing his personal life has the Browns feeling positive about his future as a quarterback.