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This edition was generated on Thu Mar 9 08:45:02 EST 2017
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 9, 2017
- Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
- Doug Larson
- Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.
- Samuel McChord Crothers
- Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
- William Safire (1929 - )
- If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
- Jeff Foxworthy
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