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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Four years after "Matrix" filmmaker Lana Wachowski revealed she was transgender, her sibling and filmmaking partner, formerly known as Andy Wachowski, has also come out as transgender, and her name is Lilly, according to a statement posted Tuesday on the websites of the Windy…
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Fifi the Bear had never hibernated while living in a tiny cage for 30 years.
Special forces operatives in two helicopters staged an overnight raid on Somalia's Shebab insurgents, government officials and the Al-Qaeda-linked gunmen said on Wednesday. The raid, reportedly by foreign troops, targeted the Shebab-controlled town of Awdhegele, some 50 kilometres (30 miles) west…
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A 16-year-old Indian girl who was raped and then set on fire on the roof of her home has died, police said Wednesday, the latest in a string of horrific sexual crimes in India. "Unfortunately she could not be saved despite the best efforts of the medical staff," said Ashwani Kumar. The accused has…
It began in 2011, when retired bricklayer Joao Pereira de Souza, 71, rescued a South American Magellanic penguin on a fishing village island off Rio de Janeiro in Brazil. The animal was starving and covered in oil, but after Mr Pereira de Souza helped it recover, the two became best buddies. The…
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea caused a new stir Wednesday by publicizing a purported mock-up of a key part of a nuclear warhead, with leader Kim Jong Un saying his country has developed miniaturized atomic bombs that can be placed on missiles.
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Authorities say a New Jersey man with a suspended license was driving 74 mph in a 25 mph zone when he struck and killed two teenagers and critically injured a third
It's the 'Top Gun' equivalent of pulling a Nintendo cartridge out of the machine and blowing on it.
A five-star hotel in the northern French city of Amiens said Tuesday it could not accommodate Britain's Prince William and his wife Kate in July for no other reason than that it is fully booked. Olivier Walti, manager of the exclusive 12-bedroom Marotte hotel, said he wanted to be clear about the…
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A man who drove off an elevated road and nearly plunged to his death was saved after quick thinking saw him step on the break pedal for nearly an hour.
FRANKFORT, Ky. (AP) — Democrats won three of four special House elections on Tuesday, dealing a blow to Republican takeover attempts in the last legislative chamber in the South that still eludes their control.
Nancy and Ronald Reagan's daughter had said her mom's death was "expected."
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A mysterious, mile-long landing strip in the remote Nevada desert could be the home base for testing sensors on a top-secret fleet of drones, security experts speculate. The asphalt landing strip is in Area 6 of the Yucca Flat test site, about 12 miles (19 kilometers) northeast of the infamous Area…
Cops say two of the students had been suspended by Mark Heleker before the fire.
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iran reportedly test-fired two ballistic missiles Wednesday with the phrase "Israel must be wiped out" written in Hebrew on them, a show of force by the Islamic Republic as U.S. Vice President Joe Biden visited Israel.
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Here's how the races shook out.
Official photographs of Prince William and his family skiing fuelled growing criticism in the British press on Tuesday of the "workshy" royal, driven by frustration at his perceived reluctance for a life in the public eye.
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On March 9, Barbie celebrates her 57th birthday – and she sure has changed a lot since 1959.