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Prabha Arun Kumar, a 41-year-old IT professional, was taking a shortcut through Parramatta Park in the city's west at around 9.30pm (1030 GMT) on Saturday when she was killed. Family members told Indian media that the woman was speaking with her husband, G. Arun Kumar, at the time and he heard her…
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SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Two Utah peace officers have been suspended without pay over a risque video shoot featuring bikini-clad women firing high-powered weapons.
Saudi Arabia has blocked a plan for Sweden's Foreign Minister to address the League of Arab States in Cairo on Monday in a protest over criticism of its human rights record, a Swedish foreign ministry spokesman said. Sweden's Social Democrat-led government wants to raise its international profile…
PARIS (AP) — Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian were the queens of the night at Givenchy's star-studded dusk show in Paris, rocking all-black Givenchy outfits side-by-side as Kanye West, also in black, lurked in the back.
In London's most upmarket districts, shovel-wielding teams are hard at work in what look like mines hidden beneath luxury homes, sidestepping the British capital's planning rules by expanding underground. The trend started in the late 1990s, when residents developed small basements, calculating it…
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As most people no doubt noticed given that they were robbed of an hour of sleep, Sunday marked the beginning of Daylight Savings Time in the United States, Canada, and several other countries and territories in North America. For morning people, Daylight Savings is a drag, depriving them of an hour…
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SPANISH FORK, Utah (AP) — An 18-month-old girl survived a car crash in a frigid Utah river after being strapped in a car seat upside-down for some 14 hours before being found by a fisherman, officers said.
The Kuwaiti lawyer representing the father of alleged Islamic State group executioner "Jihadi John" said Sunday after filing lawsuits for his client that he has now withdrawn from the case. Jassem Emwazi, the father of Mohammed Emwazi who is thought to be the knife-wielding IS executioner, hired…
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By Richard Weizel MILFORD, Ct (Reuters) - A Connecticut teenager who was ordered by a state court to undergo chemotherapy against her wishes is in remission after several months of treatment, the state's Department of Children and Families said on Sunday. The department gained temporary custody of…
The owners of a prize-winning Irish Setter who died after competing at the renowned Crufts dog show claimed their dog had been poisoned at the British event. Thendara Satisfaction, who was known as Jagger and was almost four years old, won second in his class at the event in the English city of…
The Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter at the University of Oklahoma was closed due to video purportedly showing members singing racist chants.
The boy told Metro Nashville detectives he was playing with a gun that he had found when the older boy was shot on Thursday, police said. The victim ran to a neighbor’s house for help and was taken to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, where he died, police said. The younger boy fled the scene…
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President Vladimir Putin has revealed the moment he says he gave the secret order for Russia's annexation of Crimea and described how Russian troops were ready to fight to rescue Ukraine's deposed, pro-Moscow president. In a trailer shown Sunday for an upcoming documentary on state-run Rossiya-1…
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — New York Jets running back Chris Johnson and another passenger were shot in their shoulders while stopped at a traffic light in Orlando early Sunday morning, and the driver of the vehicle they were in was killed.
A Cairo schoolboy died on Sunday after being severely beaten by his teacher who has now been suspended, Egypt's education ministry said as an inquiry was launched. Corporal punishment is common in Egyptian schools, where official negligence has been blamed for the deaths in late 2014 of two…
SELMA, Ala. (AP) — In four minutes, President Barack Obama gave his daughters a living history lesson on the civil rights movement.
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Relatives of two Australian drug smugglers visited them Monday for the first time on an Indonesian prison island where they will be put to death, as their prime minister urged Jakarta to rethink the planned executions. Myuran Sukumaran and Andrew Chan, the ringleaders of the so-called "Bali Nine"…
A sanitation worker in an Atlanta suburb has been sentenced to 30 days in jail for working too early. Kevin McGill had been working for only a few months for a company contracted to do sanitation work in Sandy Springs when he was cited for picking up trash just after 5 a.m. one morning, according…