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DEAR ABBY: My wife and I have been married 20 years and have three children, ages 10 to 17. Our oldest is a senior in high school. Her best friend, "Maya," is a friend of the family we have known for 10 years. Maya's parents have been divorced for as long as we've known her. She lives with her…
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
The Philippines said on Saturday it had impounded a North Korean vessel in response to tough new United Nations sanctions introduced in response to Pyongyang's recent nuclear and ballistic missile tests. The 6,830-tonne cargo ship Jin Teng will not be allowed to leave Subic port, northeast of the…
When 2-year-old Aaliyah Garrett from South Carolina needed help putting on her pants, she declared it an emergency and decided to call 911.
Colorado movie theater shooter James Holmes was not supposed to interact with other prisoners, but after a security gate was left open at just the wrong time, another inmate snatched an opportunity to attack the mass killer in the state penitentiary, even throwing punches as guards tried to pull…
Women everywhere are saving thousands of dollars on cosmetic procedures by reducing the appearance of wrinkles from the comfort of their own home.
By Doina Chiacu and Megan Cassella WASHINGTON (Reuters) - With U.S. Republicans sharply split over a front-runner they cannot unite behind, a new group is trying to push the country's top elected Republican, Paul Ryan, into the White House race. The Committee to Draft Speaker Ryan filed papers as a…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Hillary Clinton's work-related emails from her private account are now public, more than 52,000 pages detailing her tenure as secretary of state but failing to resolve questions about how she and her closest aides handled classified information.
Turkish authorities were Saturday in control of a newspaper staunchly opposed to President Recep Tayyip Erdogan after using tear gas and water cannon to seize its headquarters in a dramatic raid that raised fresh alarm over declining media freedoms.
These Rarely Seen Historical Photos Will Blow Your Mind!
The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency ( DARPA ) has helped develop a lot of wondrous technology over the years, including most notably the Internet. This week, the U.S. government agency released a concept for a new kind of plane that would be a hybrid of a plane and a helicopter and could…
If you’ve ever been seasick or carsick, you’re familiar with the unpleasant spinning sensation of vertigo. But you may not know that one of its most common causes is a typically short-lived condi...
A jury has found a man guilty of committing lewd acts on a 15-year-old girl who later married him, had his child and stayed with him for a decade after she disappeared from her mother's California home
What this obese Californian bride did after the would-be groom left her at the altar will simply amaze you.
Jacob deGrom, the 27-year-old right-handed pitcher who helped the New York Mets reach last year's World Series, declined to sign his new Major League Baseball contract with the club Friday. DeGrom, the 2014 National League Rookie of the Year, is not yet eligible for salary arbitration, so the Mets…
US astronaut Scott Kelly said Friday he is battling fatigue and super-sensitive skin, but is back to his normal height after nearly a year in space. Kelly's 340-day mission -- spent testing the effects of long-term spaceflight ahead of a future mission to Mars, along with Russian cosmonaut Mikhail…
She also tore up the ticket with her teeth, all the while her baby was sitting in the stroller in front of her.
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
Can Trump be stopped? And if so, is it better for Republicans to clear the field, or to keep as many candidates in as possible?
Kief is the powdery resin left in your grinder that will deliver a stronger high.
Lesson learned: always read your lease in its entirety before signing. When Redditor GloriousGherkins was delivered his lease to sign by his landlord, it was sent in a Word document instead of a .pdf file, meaning GloriousGherkins could alter the text in any way he wanted. SEE ALSO: This hilarious…
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Joey Feek, who with her husband, Rory, formed the award-winning country duo Joey + Rory, died Friday, her manager said.
Orlando Sentinel environmental reporter Kevin Spear talks about the Lake Okeechobee discharges, and their impact on the local marine environment.
Celine Dion has slashed the asking price of her Florida estate by $30 million. The Think Twice hitmaker first listed the lavish 5.5-acre property for $75.5 million in 2013 shortly after her husband Rene Angelil, who died of cancer in January, was diagnosed with the disease. According to TMZ, Celine…
Since the company decided to offer their premium service for free, millions of Netflix clients are cancelling their subscriptions and moving to this.
An Emirates Airbus A380 has made what is believed to be the longest non-stop commercial scheduled flight by distance. The flight was also expected to break the record for the longest flight by time, but arrived unexpectedly early, taking just 16 hours and 24 minutes.