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Mother-of-two Suzanne Thomas was left with horrific injuries after her thug ex-boyfriend emptied a full kettle of boiling water over her body after she dumped him. Suzanne was left in agony and with 27 per cent burns all over her body including her stomach, arms, legs and crotch after she was…
United States drivers are stunned that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
ATLANTA (AP) – Bobbi Kristina Brown’s face being immersed in water, along with drug intoxication, led to her death last year, a medical examiner said in a statement released Friday morning.
Colorado movie theater shooter James Holmes was not supposed to interact with other prisoners, but after a security gate was left open at just the wrong time, another inmate snatched an opportunity to attack the mass killer in the state penitentiary, even throwing punches as guards tried to pull…
Lesson learned: always read your lease in its entirety before signing. When Redditor GloriousGherkins was delivered his lease to sign by his landlord, it was sent in a Word document instead of a .pdf file, meaning GloriousGherkins could alter the text in any way he wanted. SEE ALSO: This hilarious…
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia is seriously worried by North Korea's declared readiness to use its nuclear weapons, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said on Friday. "This raises pretty serious concerns," Peskov told a teleconference with journalists. "We hope that all countries in the region will…
Military leaks new LED technology that is now being called "brightest light ever." Get yours before they run out - Limited Supply!
They noticed something upsetting about their IHOP receipt.
An accident overnight isn't the first at Houston Motorsports Park
Even after big wins from Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump on Super Tuesday, none of their rivals are showing any indication that they’ll drop out.
The letter read: "Shop less, enjoy more, don't keep too much cash on your wallet, keep your wallet safe."
The simplest way to fall asleep fast and stay asleep all night.
An Emirates Airbus A380 has made what is believed to be the longest non-stop commercial scheduled flight by distance. The flight was also expected to break the record for the longest flight by time, but arrived unexpectedly early, taking just 16 hours and 24 minutes.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Conor McGregor is a featherweight champion fighting a lightweight at the welterweight limit at UFC 196.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Republicans hoping to be rid of President Barack Obama early next year will be disappointed when they hear what he told a lunch companion in Milwaukee.
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has announced that the government will take over all the country's diamond mines to stop foreign firms from syphoning off gems without declaring them. "We have not received much (money) from the diamond industry at all," Mugabe said in a two-hour interview…
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
Police in Tucson say a gunman forced a mother to grab her baby from a stroller and walk to a pathway where he sexually assaulted her
A rare wildflower ‘super bloom’ has turned Death Valley National Park in California into a carpet of color. A significant bloom like this only happens once about every 10 years and it’s drawing tourists from far away. (March 4)
These are the most prominent myths about marijuana.
One of Donald Trump’s sons appeared along with a white supremacist while giving an interview on a conservative radio show, adding to concerns that the front-runner in the battle to be the Republican candidate in November’s presidential election is willing to accept support from extremist…
Wondering What Causes Heartburn? Learn About Causes of Heartburn, Including the Types of Food That Can Trigger Heartburn.
Laura Lear told INSIDE EDITION she discovered the massive gator when she returned home from work.
DEAR ABBY: I am a community college sophomore (age 20) in an international honor society, double-majoring in biotechnology and biological sciences. My dream is to become a cardiologist. I have worked hard and excelled at my studies, as well as in my friendships and sports. However, my brothers have…
Audi is looking forward to a strong growth this year. The brand has made it official that it will launch at least 20 new or revised models in 2016 to strengthen its foothold in the ever-growing luxury car market. Despite the less-than-ideal market conditions, Audi had a substantial 2015 thanks to…