Aaron's Daily WWW Newspaper
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This edition was generated on Sat Mar 3 08:45:01 EST 2018
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 2, 2018
- To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
- Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)
- Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
- Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
- I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
- Dan Quayle (1947 - ), to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89
- I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
- Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)
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