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The German adventurer whose mummified body was discovered last weekend left a final emotional love note to his wife, it has been revealed.
Mrs. Streep voices her disapproval in the bias nature of Botox which she leads with a very compelling argument.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Lee Reherman, the former Ivy League football star who shot to fame as the towering, muscular Hawk on the popular 1990s television show "American Gladiators," died Tuesday. He was 49.
A nanny accused of decapitating a young girl in her care then walking through the street brandishing the head, on Wednesday said "Allah ordered" the killing as she appeared at a Moscow court. Suspect Gyulchekhra Bobokulova from Muslim-majority Uzbekistan -- whom the press have dubbed "the bloody…
With Super Tuesday upon us, it seems an appropriate time to start thinking about whom Hillary Clinton might select as her running mate, should she win the Democratic Party’s nomination at its July national convention.
An Emirates Airbus A380 touched down in New Zealand on Wednesday, completing what is believed to be the world's longest non-stop scheduled commercial flight. The service from Dubai to Auckland covered 14,200 kilometres (8,824 miles), according to industry website airwaysnews.com, pipping Qantas'…
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Ever since the trio were rescued in a drug raid 15 years ago, the trio have been inseparable.
By Marice Richter FORT WORTH, Texas (Reuters) - The widow of a slain Navy SEAL whose story was turned into the hit movie "American Sniper" has become a prominent figure in Fort Worth Republican politics even though her name does not appear on Tuesday’s primary ballot. Taya Kyle, the wife of Chris…
A plane with nine passengers on board was forced to make an emergency landing at Kathmandu airport Wednesday, an aviation official said, a week after two deadly crashes highlighted Nepal's dismal air safety record. The 19-seater plane was taking off for Lukla, known as the gateway to Mount Everest,…
These powerful historical photos have a tragic truth behind them
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MOSCOW (AP) — A nanny from Uzbekistan who is accused of killing and decapitating a 4-year-old girl in Moscow was not acting on her own, Russian prosecutors told the court Wednesday.
Like other cable and satellite companies, AT&T is trying to win new customers by making it a little easier to sign up for and watch TV
Military leaks new LED technology that is now being called "brightest light ever." Get yours before they run out - Limited Supply!
Michael Barrett told the court how he found out where she was staying and taped her as she took a shower.
Syrian government forces launched an attack on Wednesday to capture a rebel-held hill in north-western Syria, a rebel official and the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights reported, an expansion of operations that have continued in that area despite a deal to cease fighting. Rebels said the assault…
Steven Gerrard's hopes of leading the Los Angeles Galaxy to CONCACAF Champions League glory came to an abrupt end as Mexican sides dominated against their American quarter-final opponents. Gerrard partnered new Galaxy signing Nigel De Jong in the Los Angeles midfield as the Major League Soccer side…
After St. Louis Archbishop Robert Carlson encouraged Catholics to dissociate from the organization, The Girl Scouts of Eastern Missouri broke records at their annual fundraising event, where donors munched on various sweet treats inspired by Girl Scout cookies. Recommended: How much do you know…
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Philippine police said Tuesday that they were trying to determine the identity and cause of death of a man found dead while sitting slumped in a yacht that was drifting in the Pacific Ocean and which was apparently owned by a German adventurer. Police Chief Inspector Dominador Plaza said the gray…
Some of Earth's luckiest inhabitants will get a special gift on March 9.