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By Marice Richter FORT WORTH, Texas (Reuters) - The widow of a slain Navy SEAL whose story was turned into the hit movie "American Sniper" has become a prominent figure in Fort Worth Republican politics even though her name does not appear on Tuesday’s primary ballot. Taya Kyle, the wife of Chris…
Mrs. Streep voices her disapproval in the bias nature of Botox which she leads with a very compelling argument.
The Donald denies that his father, Fred Trump, was arrested in 1927 during a KKK brawl.
DEAR ABBY: I'm 39 and seven months' pregnant with my husband's only child. Since becoming pregnant, I have become somewhat withdrawn due to depression. My doctor prescribed Paxil, but my husband won't allow me to take it. I don't leave the house unless I absolutely need to because he accuses me of…
Former Republican presidential candidate reacts to the discussion on 'The Kelly File'
The mummified body of Manfred Fritz Bajorat, a German explorer, has been found inside his ruined yacht in the Philippines.
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TOKYO (AP) — With tensions high and the United States and South Korea ready to hold their massive annual war games next week, which North Korea sees as a dress rehearsal for invasion, Pyongyang is warning it will respond to any violations of its territory with "merciless" retaliation, including…
MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Philippine police said Tuesday that they were trying to determine the identity and cause of death of a man found dead while sitting slumped in a yacht that was drifting in the Pacific Ocean and which was apparently owned by a German adventurer.
Michael Barrett told the court how he found out where she was staying and taped her as she took a shower.
Two Israeli soldiers said to be using a traffic app mistakenly entered a refugee camp in the occupied West Bank overnight, sparking clashes that killed one Palestinian and wounded 15 people, officials said Tuesday. The two soldiers travelling in a jeep entered the Qalandiya refugee camp and were…
Due to high taxes and expenses, these states make it very difficult for retirees to get by on the money they have saved.
GAINESVILLE, Ga. (AP) — Comedian Katt Williams was arrested Monday on a battery charge in Georgia after a store employee told police that Williams punched him during an argument.
DEAR ABBY: My husband cheated on me and told me to find somebody else. He moved in with the other woman and spread lies about me, telling my in-laws that I had cheated on him. He was on probation, so I reported to his probation officer that he was lying about where he was living. He was arrested…
It's not enough for Clinton to win African-Americans' votes. She needs their enthusiasm.
The Tesla Model 3 may very well be the most highly anticipated vehicle the car industry has seen in years. Set to be unveiled on March 31 with mass production and deliveries slated to begin in late 2017, the Model 3 represents the culmination of Elon Musk's big bet on electric vehicles leaping…
For the last decade, Joanne Frances has been living life as if the Second World War had just broken out.
An ethnic Muslim former prisoner of the Khmer Rouge regime on Monday told a court that he was forced to witness the execution of a woman whose liver was then removed and cooked in front of him. Meu Peou gave the harrowing testimony at the genocide hearing of "Brother Number Two" Nuon Chea, 89, and…
Ganja tea is no Earl Grey.
Thankfully, the pilot's announcement on American Airlines Flight 607 came through the intercom loud and clear.
The simplest way to fall asleep fast and stay asleep all night.
The U.S. Coast Guard searched for hours Monday afternoon but were unable to find a man who was seen struggling in the ocean in Half Moon Bay.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A mild-mannered Brit delivered an Oscar knockout punch to Rocky Balboa.
By Benjamin Kang Lim and J.R. Wu BEIJING/TAIPEI (Reuters) - Taiwan President-elect Tsai Ing-wen's diplomatic honeymoon with China could be shortlived if she allows the Dalai Lama to visit the self-ruled democratic island that Beijing claims as its own, two senior political sources said. China…