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The Disney Channel’s follow-up to the TGIF sitcom classic ‘Boy Meets World’ is perfect for a new generation. And that’s going to really piss the old generation off.
DETROIT (AP) — A 12-year-old boy who had been missing for a week and a half and was the subject of an extensive police search was found alive and well Wednesday in the basement of his home.
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DEAR ABBY: When I read the letter from "Undeserving Title of Mommy" (March 4), the pregnant woman who was saddened by the fact that she's expecting a baby boy instead of the girl she had hoped for, my heart went out to her. I was reminded of something I had read about, a condition called gender…
The singer seems to think his new album is all about his wife, Paula Patton, but really, it’s all about him—his self-flagellation, his mea culpas, his pleas, his epiphanies.
By Elizabeth Daley PITTSBURGH (Reuters) - Conjoined twin boys in Pennsylvania whose parents opted not to separate them have died at just over 2 months old, authorities said on Wednesday. Garrett and Andrew Stancombe of Indiana, Pennsylvania, were born on April 10 conjoined at the torso and sharing…
Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh was dismayed by revised economic numbers showing the U.S. economy shrunk a staggering 2.9 percent in the first three months of 2014, placing the blame squaring on President Obama’s policies and claiming “this is what I meant when I said I hope he fails.” On…
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AdChoicesFreeRateReport.comSponsoredRIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — FIFA has officially charged Uruguay's Luis Suarez with biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini in the teams' World Cup match, a process that could lead to a suspension for Uruguay's best offensive player.
Michael Jackson died five years ago today, leaving behind three children: Prince, Paris and Blanket. Today, the three Jackson children, who have been raised primarily by Jackson's mother Katherine, are doing their best to move forward with their lives.
Powerful Shiite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr Wednesday voiced opposition to US military advisers who have begun meeting with Iraqi commanders, and warned that his supporters would "shake the ground" in combatting militants. He added that he only supported "providing international support from…
ATLANTA (AP) — The investigation of a toddler's death in a hot SUV in Georgia hinges on a key question: Was the boy the victim of a horrific accident after his father simply forgot to take him to day care, or did the man know the child was inside when he left him strapped in for seven hours?
Sheriff Joe Arpaio ("America's toughest") has launched an investigation into the owners of a high-end kennel where 30 dead pups were discovered over the weekend.
BAGHDAD (AP) — Syrian warplanes bombed Sunni militants' positions inside Iraq, military officials confirmed Wednesday, deepening the concerns that the extremist insurgency that spans the two neighboring countries could morph into an even wider regional conflict. U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry…
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AdChoices eLendingSaverSponsoredTwo Michigan brothers were arrested Tuesday and charged with the 25-year-old murder of a young woman in a case that has long frustrated law enforcement, officials said. Matthew Jones, 44, of Grant, Michigan, and Paul Jones, 42, of Newaygo, were each charged with one count of first-degree,…
The Malaysia Airlines plane missing since March 8 was on autopilot before it crashed in the southern Indian Ocean, Australian officials said Thursday as they announced the latest shift in the search for the doomed airliner.
A Louisiana woman faces charges of attempted murder after her 20-month-old daughter was flung out of their car and injured as the mother sped around a curve at 30 to 45 miles an hour, authorities said. Lasasha Allen, 23, placed the toddler, who was not wearing a safety belt, on the passenger seat…
CURITIBA, Brazil (AP) — Luis Suarez faces the prospect of a big financial hit following his alleged biting of Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini, with existing sponsorship deals potentially being ripped up and future endorsements put in jeopardy.
Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey has earned a reputation for being one of the most aggressive, think-big executives in the NBA. And it's impossible to think any bigger than LeBron James.
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