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Last week the Internet recoiled in horror when a man in California posted a video of what appeared to be a deep-fried rat that had been served to him at a local KFC. However, it seems that KFC got hold of this alleged rodent and ran some DNA tests on it and found that it really was just a piece of…
DETROIT (AP) — A driver accelerated to more than 70 mph on a residential street while fleeing officers before striking and killing two young children and injuring three other children and an adult, police said.
Ruslan Leviyev clicks through the evidence on the computer in his Moscow flat that he says helps prove Russian President Vladimir Putin is lying when he denies his troops are fighting in Ukraine. Showing photographs of fresh military graves, posts from social media sites, interviews with the…
She converted her yard to a sandpit with 160,000 pounds of sand three years ago, for a total of $4,000.
DEAR ABBY: Six months ago, my best friend's fiance raped me. He is a man I've known for many years, and I didn't see it coming. I became pregnant but had a miscarriage two months later. I recently had to have a hysterectomy from damage incurred from the rape and the miscarriage.I never went to the…
After a year long genetic study this shocking fact was found out about Native American lineage. What was revealed?
Louisiana Governor and U.S. presidential candidate Bobby Jindal caused a Twitter storm of jokes and insults in India on Thursday after he said he dislikes being called an Indian-American. Republican Jindal is the first person of Indian origin to join the U.S. presidential race. During his campaign…
Prisoners believed to be armed with guns that may have been taken from a hunting cabin.
A speech by Queen Elizabeth II warning against "division" in Europe as Prime Minister David Cameron plans a referendum on Britain's EU membership was interpreted by British media on Thursday as a political statement. "We know that division in Europe is dangerous and that we must guard against it in…
(Reuters) - Bobbi Kristina Brown, the only child of late singer Whitney Houston, was moved to hospice care on Wednesday after suffering irreversible brain damage five months ago, and her former boyfriend was hit with a lawsuit alleging physical abuse and theft from her bank account. Bobbi Kristina,…
Should an 8 pack of quality blades really cost $32? Meet Harry's, a new men's razor brand poised to take on the shaving industry.
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — The Confederate flag is not a hateful symbol but instead a banner with positive historical context despite "the few thousand people that run around wearing sheets and committing atrocities," said Ben Jones, the "Dukes of Hazzard" actor and former Democratic congressman.
Gene Palmer, 57, of Dannemora, was arrested Wednesday and hit with promoting prison contraband and tampering with physical evidence, both felonies, and official misconduct, a misdemeanor in connection with the "Shawshank Redemption"-style June 6 escape of Richard Matt and David Sweat from Clinton…
As drugs go, it's dirt cheap, potent and deadly. This addictive synthetic drug known on the streets as 'flakka,' or gravel, has killed dozens of people in Florida, and its popularity is spreading fast. Particularly hard hit is Broward County, a touristy area of south Florida, just north of Miami.
DEAR ABBY: I'm almost 20. I have a well-paying job and live with my mother in a small town. My issue is I don't know how to break away from her. My older siblings still live here, too. They don't help pay rent, utilities, groceries or anything. Mom and I pay for everything in a house of six people.…
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Fishermen off Australia who accidentally caught a whopping basking shark have provided scientists with a rare opportunity to study the second-biggest fish on the planet. The 6.3 metre (20 feet) fish is causing a sensation Down Under where little is known about the species -- smaller only than the…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Three Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies were convicted Wednesday in federal court in the beating of a bloody, handcuffed jail visitor and an attempt to cover it up.
Islamic State group fighters executed at least 23 Syrian Kurds, among them women and children, in a village south of the border town of Kobane on Thursday, a monitor said. "Islamic State forces shot dead at least 23 people in the Kurdish village of Barkh Butan, including women and children and…
Walmart Security Cameras Captured The Whole Thing! [40 Photos]
The Supreme Court is back in session today, with seven decisions remaining in its current term that include big cases on Obamacare and same-sex marriages. Here is a quick look at what to expect in the court room.
Days after Sean Combs' arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, new details have emerged, alleging the UCLA coach tried to grab the music mogul's phone before Combs defen
A few things are certain in life: Death, taxes and monthly cable bills that keep going up. However, Ars Technica has found that filing formal complaints about cable prices with the Federal Communications Commission is a surprisingly effective way to get your bill slashed. BACKGROUND: Major FCC…