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Jim Gant, Once Praised as American Hero of Afghan War, Labeled a ‘Disgrace’ to the Military
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — FIFA has officially charged Uruguay's Luis Suarez with biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini in the teams' World Cup match, a process that could lead to a suspension for Uruguay's best offensive player.
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AdChoicesRich Dad Education SponsoredLUTZ, Fla. (AP) — A teenager killed his grandmother in a bloody struggle inside her home at a nudist community and then drove around with her body in a minivan for nearly five hours, authorities said.
Two Michigan brothers were arrested Tuesday and charged with the 25-year-old murder of a young woman in a case that has long frustrated law enforcement, officials said. Matthew Jones, 44, of Grant, Michigan, and Paul Jones, 42, of Newaygo, were each charged with one count of first-degree,…
A Louisiana woman faces charges of attempted murder after her 20-month-old daughter was flung out of their car and injured as the mother sped around a curve at 30 to 45 miles an hour, authorities said. Lasasha Allen, 23, placed the toddler, who was not wearing a safety belt, on the passenger seat…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — A 43-year-old former high school special education teacher was sentenced Tuesday to 90 days in county jail and five years of probation for an April 2011 shooting involving a crew of the reality TV show "Repo Games" in his North Las Vegas neighborhood.
Singer Justin Bieber`s SUV was involved in a traffic accident Tuesday in Beverly Hills while being pursued by paparazzi, police said. Mary Beth McDade reports for the KTLA 5 News at 6 on Tuesday, June 24, 2014.
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Luis Suarez could be banned by FIFA for up to 24 matches or two years for apparently biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini, according to the governing body's disciplinary rules.
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Iraqi air strikes killed at least 38 people on Tuesday as security forces held off attacks on a strategic town and an oil refinery, officials and witnesses said. In the town of Baiji, north of Baghdad, morning air strikes killed at least 19 people and wounded at least 17, officials said, while…
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea is warning that the release of a new American comedy about a plot to assassinate leader Kim Jong Un would be an "act of war."
TOKYO (AP) — The new robot guides at a Tokyo museum look so eerily human and speak so smoothly they almost outdo people — almost.
By Kevin Liffey and Alexei Anishchuk MOSCOW/VIENNA (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin asked Russia's upper house on Tuesday to revoke the right it had granted him to order a military intervention in Ukraine in defence of Russian-speakers there. Minutes before he spoke, Kiev said pro-Russian…
Sheriff Joe Arpaio ("America's toughest") has launched an investigation into the owners of a high-end kennel where 30 dead pups were discovered over the weekend.
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AdChoicesVeteransUnited.comSponsoredA man who died of a self-inflicted gunshot at Arlington National Cemetery has been identified as a 92-year-old retired U.S. Air Force officer, officials said on Tuesday. The man, who died on Friday, was identified as retired Air Force Colonel Robert Terrill of Falls Church, Virginia, the cemetery…
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MIAMI (AP) — LeBron James delivered his message loud and clear, without actually saying a word.
School officials believe the 6-year-old is the youngest to ever win the school's spelling bee
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — An attack near Iran's western border with Iraq has killed three Iranian border guards, the semi-official Fars news agency reported on Wednesday.
NATAL, Brazil (AP) — Biting opponents, racist comments — all that looked to be behind Luis Suarez, as soccer's bad boy was maturing into a star for his club and country. Then, the old habit that most people leave behind in nursery school cropped up again in front of an audience of millions.
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