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Australian gaming tycoon James Packer's ex-wife Jodhi Meares faces possible jail time after allegedly crashing her Range Rover into parked cars and being charged with drink-driving, reports said Monday. She was widely identified by the media as Meares. Packer, one of Australia's richest men with a…
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Michelle Wie won the US Women's Open on Sunday, firing an even-par final round of 70 at Pinehurst for the first major title of her career. The American, tipped for stardom even before she turned pro at the age of 15 in 2005, finished with a two-under total of 278, two strokes in front of world…
The dog of a firefighter who has been missing for nine days has been found, Ventura County sheriff's officials said.
In the two weeks since it was seized by Sunni militants, some residents of the northern Iraq city of Mosul feel the clock has been turned back hundreds of years. The militants, led by the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) jihadist group, have begun imposing an extreme interpretation of…
Kenyan fighter jets have bombed bases of Somalia's Al-Qaeda-linked Shebab with scores of fighters killed, the African Union force fighting the extremists said Monday. The air strikes on the impoverished villages of Anole and Kuday in the southern Lower Juba region are part of the offensive by the…
JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli warplanes bombed a series of targets inside Syria early on Monday, the Israeli military said, in response to a cross-border attack that killed an Israeli teenager the previous day.
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By Andrea Shalal WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. missile defense system managed by Boeing Co on Sunday hit a simulated enemy missile over the Pacific in the first successful intercept test of the program since 2008, the U.S. Defense Department said. The successful intercept will help validate the…
Americans received a new education on Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul's labyrinthine foreign policy views as he sparred with former Vice President Dick Cheney across the Sunday shows. In a segment that was teased ahead of his appearance on Meet the Press today, Paul was asked by David Gregory if he…
A decade ago, Lessya Kotelevskaya suffered an injury when a cheering fan accidentally hit her at a basketball game, causing swelling in her right jaw. Her doctors put her through cancer radiation that impaired her ability to eat and talk. As a result, she was unable to work and lost her husband,…
Fighting continued on Monday between Iraqi troops and militants from the Islamic state of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL). (June 23)
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (AP) — A Massachusetts mayor is calling for an end to refugee resettlement in his city, saying Somali families are putting pressure on already strained services in Springfield, a onetime industrial center where nearly a third of the population lives below the poverty line.
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SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — As Kate Kelly's former church leaders met in Virginia on Sunday night to decide if she will be ousted from her church, about 200 supporters of the founder of a prominent Mormon women's group held a vigil in Salt Lake City.
Jihadists fighting in Syria's war put to use for the first time on Sunday American-made Humvees that they seized during a lightning offensive in Iraq this month, a monitor said. The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, or ISIL, used the armoured vehicles to capture the villages of Eksar and Maalal…
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WARSAW, Poland (AP) — A Polish magazine said Sunday it has obtained recordings of a conversation in which Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski says the country's strong alliance with the U.S. "isn't worth anything" and is "even harmful because it creates a false sense of security."
By Bryan Cohen SEATTLE (Reuters) - National Park Service rangers have suspended the search for a missing Seattle hiking enthusiast and author after finding the body of a woman in the search area around Mount Rainier, park officials told Reuters on Saturday. The body had not been identified, pending…
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