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A National Rifle Association executive in Texas has come under fire for suggesting that a South Carolina lawmaker and pastor slain with eight members of his congregation bears some of the blame for his opposition to permitting concealed handguns in church. Houston-based lawyer Charles Cotton,…
Nova-X Report—Two scientists at Stanford completed 24-week clinical trial on human cells. Their results were nothing short of amazing. Read More...
Charleston County's high-profile murder suspects Dylann Roof and Michael Slager are now cellblock neighbors.
A son of Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden asked the United States for a death certificate after US Navy SEALS killed him, said a letter released by WikiLeaks Thursday. The letter, stating it is from the US embassy in Riyadh, is among about 70,000 documents dubbed "The Saudi Cables" the whistleblower…
The world is embarking on its sixth mass extinction with animals disappearing about 100 times faster than they used to, scientists warned Friday, and humans could be among the first victims. Not since the age of the dinosaurs ended 66 million years ago has the planet been losing species at this…
CINCINNATI (AP) — Cincinnati's police chief says a man suspected of fatally shooting an officer apparently wanted police to kill him in what the chief described as "suicide by cop."
Some friends explored an abandoned missile silo, and what they found inside was totally unexpected. What was revealed?
Even before Apple acquired Beats, there existed a loud contingent of audiophiles who were quick to dismiss Beats by Dre Headphones as overpriced pieces of junk with mediocre sound, at best. The popularity of Beats, they often argued, was nothing more than clever marketing ably masking a run of the…
The Internet was wowed by footage of a Boeing Dreamliner taking off at an extreme angle. Now see what it looked like from the pilot's perspective.
A 36-year-old Japanese tourist has died from apparent heat-related complications while hiking at Grand Canyon National Park amid scorching temperatures, a park official said on Friday. The man, whose name was not immediately released, died after trying to make his way back out from the bottom of…
It doesn't get much worse than this! Watch what happens when this guy tries to load his brand new truck.
The last words from Sarah were “Oh my God, I’m dying.” Then the 911 emergency operator heard a barrage of gunshots. The chilling emergency call opens the documentary "The Price of Honor", which recounts the lives of two vivacious American teenagers growing up in the Dallas suburb of Irving, Texas,…
The accusation came as two psychiatrists testified in a hearing about Morgan Geyser, one of two 13-year-olds whose case is before a Wisconsin court as a judge decides whether they should face charges as juveniles or adults. Geyser and her friend, Anissa Weier, were arrested in May 2014 after they…
Russia on Saturday slammed the EU's extension of sanctions over its annexation of Crimea as "blackmail" and vowed it would not be pressured into returning the peninsula to Ukraine. "Crimea and Sevastopol are an integral part of the Russian Federation. It's time to recognise this as a fact that…
The already fragile population of vaquita porpoises in Mexico's Gulf of California plummeted by 42 percent in just one year, a new study reports, and experts warn that only about 50 of the critically endangered animals are left on Earth. The extraordinary decline was reported today in the…
See What Leading Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon Dr. John Layke Recommends to Lift And Firm Skin Without Surgery.
LINDLEY, N.Y. (AP) — New York State Police are investigating a possible sighting of the two convicted killers who escaped from an upstate New York prison two weeks ago.
Everybody handles breakups differently, and a German man has found a hilarious (albeit demented) out-of-the-box way to express his anger with his ex-wife. The two have been together for 12 years before splitting up, so the handy man took it upon itself to split in half everything they owned with…
Saint-Nazaire (France) (AFP) - The hulking shell of the world's largest cruise ship slid into the waters off western France on Friday, with workers aiming to have it ready for a 2016 inaugural trip. The huge vessel, named "Harmony of the Seas", has been under construction since September 2013 in…
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N'DJAMENA (Reuters) - Chad said on Friday it planned to round up beggars and some foreigners as part of a security clamp-down, days after two suicide attacks on its capital blamed on Boko Haram Islamist militants from neighbouring Nigeria. Chad's Prime Minister Kalzeube Pahimi Deubet said the…
Warring forces in South Sudan have carried out horrific crimes against children, including castration, rape and tying them together before slitting their throats, the UN has said. "Survivors report that boys have been castrated and left to bleed to death... girls as young as eight have been gang…
There’s something wonderful about flying first class. However, Qatar Airways has found a way to make regular first-class seating look like coach. Skytrax recently named Qatar Airways its 2015 airline of the year and Business Insider has posted some photos showing us exactly why it’s so deserving of…