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This edition was generated on Wed Jun 18 08:45:01 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

NATO, Afghan troops move against Taliban
AP - 10 minutes ago

ARGHANDAB, Afghanistan - Afghan and Canadian forces moved into a series of villages outside of southern Afghanistan's largest city Wednesday to root out any Taliban militants there, while an explosion elsewhere killed four British soldiers, officials said.

  • President George W. Bush delivers remarks at the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) in Paris June 13, 2008. (Jason Reed/Reuters)
    Bush looks offshore for remedy to high oil prices AP - 54 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON - For a quarter-century, drilling for oil and gas off nearly all the American coastline has been banned in part to protect tourism and to lessen the chances of beach-blackening spills.

  • Firefox 3 Web browser is now out as free download AP - 1 hour, 5 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - The new version of the Firefox Web browser became available as a free download Tuesday.

  • Charlie Chaplin holds a rose in this photo from the final scene in his 1931 silent film 'City Lights'.   The film is among the American Film Institute's best romantic comedy movies. (AP Photo)
    `Oz,' `2001,' `Vertigo' among AFI top genre films AP - 1 hour, 6 minutes ago

    LOS ANGELES - Snow White, Dorothy Gale, the HAL 9000 computer, Charles Chaplin's Little Tramp and Marlon Brando's Godfather share top billing among the American Film Institute's best genre movies.

  • Chase turns sour for lemonade stand robber AP - 1 hour, 7 minutes ago

    TERRE HAUTE, Ind. - Call it a lemonade standoff. A girl whose lemonade stand was robbed of $17.50 chased the suspect into a nearby home and called police, who spent nearly an hour trying to coax the man into surrendering.

  • Boston Celtics' Kevin Garnett, left, Ray Allen, center, and Paul Pierce celebrate in the locker room after winning the NBA basketball championship with a 131-92 win over the Los Angeles Lakers on Tuesday, June 17, 2008, in Boston. (AP Photo/Winslow Townson)
    Celtics win NBA title with 131-92 rout of Lakers AP - 59 minutes ago

    BOSTON - The Boston Celtics won their 17th NBA title in relentless fashion, trouncing the L.A. Lakers 131-92 to win the NBA Finals in six games. It's the Celtics' first title in 22 years, dating back to the Larry Bird era.

  • Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama talks to college students at Wayne County Community College District in Taylor, Michigan June 17, 2008. (Rebecca Cook/Reuters)
    Obama has narrow lead on McCain: Reuters poll Reuters - 12 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democrat Barack Obama has a narrow 5-point lead on Republican John McCain in the U.S. presidential race, but holds a big early edge with the crucial swing voting blocs of independents and women, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Wednesday.

  • A trader holds his head as another reads a paper after markets closed in the natural gas feature pit of the New York Mercantile Exchange in New York June 6, 2008. REUTERS/Joshua Lott
    Gloomy Americans adjust to economy: Reuters poll Reuters - 1 hour, 43 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Americans remain gloomy about the future but feel marginally better this month as they adjust to high gas prices and a faltering economy, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Wednesday.

  • Afghan army soldiers patrol in the southern city of Kandahar June 18, 2008. (Ismail Sameem/Reuters)
    Afghans start anti-Taliban offensive in south Reuters - 2 hours, 32 minutes ago

    ARGHANDAB, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Helicopter gunships and troops with small and heavy arms blasted a valley in southern Afghanistan on Wednesday as local and NATO forces launched a huge offensive against hundreds of Taliban insurgents, many of whom broke out of jail last week.

  • Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe arrives at the funeral of former army general Amoth Norbert Chingombe in Harare, June 14, 2008. (Philimon Bulawayo/Reuters)
    Mbeki to meet Mugabe, Zuma doubts free vote Reuters - 19 minutes ago

    HARARE (Reuters) - South Africa's ruling ANC leader Jacob Zuma said he did not expect a free presidential election run-off in Zimbabwe ahead of a meeting on Wednesday between President Thabo Mbeki and Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe.

  • A home is flooded along the Mississippi River near Gladstone, Illinois June 16, 2008. Flooding in the U.S. Midwest is taking a toll on freight carriers, costing barge lines about $1 million per day and likely disrupting railroads for months to come, said traders and industry executives on Monday. (Eric Thayer/Reuters)
    Midwest farmland flooding boosts food prices Reuters - Wed Jun 18, 2:18 AM ET

    FORT MADISON, Iowa (Reuters) - The Mississippi River surged up through storm drains and flooded part of an eastern Iowa river town on Tuesday as the worst Midwest floods in 15 years ruined cropland and drove up world food prices.

  • Boston Celtics fans hold a sign while the Celtics play the Los Angeles Lakers in Game 6 of the NBA Finals basketball championship in Boston June 17, 2008. (Mike Segar/Reuters)
    Celtics rout Lakers to claim 17th championship Reuters - Wed Jun 18, 4:44 AM ET

    BOSTON (Reuters) - The Boston Celtics captured a record 17th NBA championship by trouncing the Los Angeles Lakers 131-92 on Tuesday to seal the best-of-seven title series 4-2.

  • Chinese boxer Abdul Xukur is surrounded by security guards as he carries the Olympic Torch for the Xinjiang leg of the Olympic torch relay at the Peoples Square in Urumqi, Xinjiang province, June 17, 2008. Authorities in China's troubled far-western region of Xinjiang are telling people who want to watch the Olympic torch as it passes through the area to stay at home and tune into the television instead. (Reinhard Krause/Reuters)
    Security and choreography mark Silk Road torch relay Reuters - Wed Jun 18, 1:38 AM ET

    KASHGAR, China (Reuters) - The Olympic torch was paraded on Wednesday through China's sensitive former Silk Road city of Kashgar, home to ethnic-minority Muslim Uighurs, under the scrutiny of soldiers and choreographed cheering crowds.

  • Senior Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Zahar (L) and Khalil al-Hayya (R) attend a news conference in Gaza Strip June 17, 2008. (Mohammed Salem/Reuters)
    Israel confirms agreement to Gaza truce with Hamas Reuters - 2 hours, 7 minutes ago

    JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel said on Wednesday it accepted an Egyptian-brokered truce with Hamas Islamists ruling the Gaza Strip but voiced skepticism the ceasefire involving all Palestinian militant groups in the territory would hold.

  • An Afghan National Army soldier searches passengers at a checkpoint near Kandahar on June 17. Afghan and Canadian NATO troops launched a major "clean-up" operation to drive out Taliban holed up near Kandahar, leaving 23 rebels and two soldiers dead.(AFP/Hamed Zalmy)
    NATO, Afghan forces launch anti-Taliban offensive AFP - 1 hour, 10 minutes ago

    ARGHANDAB, Afghanistan (AFP) - Afghan and NATO troops backed by helicopter gunships launched a massive "clean-up" operation Wednesday to drive Taliban militants from villages near Kandahar, leaving 23 rebels and two soldiers dead.

  • Palestinian children gather near the wreckage of a car hit by an Israeli air strike in Khan Yunis, southern Gaza Strip. Israel has said it will ease its blockade of the Gaza Strip as part of an imminent truce but warned that its military was ready to intervene if the Egyptian-brokered deal failed.(AFP/Said Khatib)
    Israel ready to ease Gaza blockade if truce holds AFP - 20 minutes ago

    JERUSALEM (AFP) - Israel said on Wednesday it would ease its blockade of the Gaza Strip as part of an imminent truce but warned that its military was ready to intervene if the Egyptian-brokered deal failed.

  • File photo shows schoolchildren queueing up for porridge provided by an Irish aid agency in Harare. The Zimbabwe government has lifted a ban on non-governmental organisations involved in food distribution and AIDS-related issues(AFP/File)
    Zimbabwe lifts ban on NGOs: state media AFP - Wed Jun 18, 4:03 AM ET

    HARARE (AFP) - Zimbabwe has lifted a ban on charities involved in food distribution and AIDS treatment, state media said Wednesday, ahead of next week's tense presidential run-off.

  • Russian investigators have said that three men have been charged for the killing of Russian journalist and Kremlin critic Anna Politkovskaya in 2006 -- but the actual assassin remains at large.(AFP/DDP/File/Jens Schlueter)
    Three men charged for Politkovskaya murder: investigators AFP - 11 minutes ago

    MOSCOW (AFP) - Three men have been charged for the killing of Russian journalist and Kremlin critic Anna Politkovskaya in 2006 but the actual assassin remains at large, investigators said on Wednesday.

  • Map showing the contending border claims made by China and Japan in the East China Sea over an area rich in gas deposits. Japan and China have agreed to jointly develop a disputed gas field in the East China Sea, resolving a longstanding row between the Asian powers.(AFP Graphic)
    Japan, China to jointly develop gas field: statement AFP - 2 hours, 48 minutes ago

    TOKYO (AFP) - Japan and China agreed Wednesday to jointly develop a disputed gas field in the East China Sea, resolving a longstanding row between the Asian powers, a Japanese foreign ministry statement said.

  • The nine-year-old chimpanzee "Pia" nurses her newly-born baby "Amelie" in their enclosure at the Serengeti Park in Hodenhagen near the northern German city of Hanover. Female chimpanzees are hungry for sex with as many males as possible, and keep their mouths shut about it to boost their chances of luring the top chimps, a British university said Wednesday.(AFP/DDP/File/Stefan Simonsen)
    Female chimps keep quiet about sex lives AFP - Wed Jun 18, 1:39 AM ET

    LONDON (AFP) - Female chimpanzees are hungry for sex with as many males as possible, and keep their mouths shut about it to boost their chances of luring the top chimps, a British university said.

  • US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson at a press conference in Osaka on June 14. The United States has pressed China to advance market-opening measures but faced criticism over the weakening dollar as the two nations opened economic talks(AFP/File/Toshifumi Kitamura)
    US presses China to open markets, faces dollar criticism AFP - Wed Jun 18, 1:01 AM ET

    ANNAPOLIS, Maryland (AFP) - The United States pressed China on Tuesday to advance market-opening measures but faced criticism over its weakening dollar as the two nations opened talks to address economic issues.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Counterfeit, pirated goods costing U.S. billions Reuters - Tue Jun 17, 3:39 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Experts from the automotive, pharmaceutical, and product safety industries told a U.S. Senate panel on Tuesday that counterfeit and pirated goods cost the U.S. economy billions of dollars and jeopardize the safety of consumers.

  • Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attends an official meeting in Tehran June 15, 2008. (Raheb Homavandi/Reuters)
    Market full of oil, price trend "fake": Ahmadinejad Reuters - Tue Jun 17, 2:59 AM ET

    ISFAHAN, Iran (Reuters) - The market is full of oil and the rising price trend is "fake and imposed," Iran's president said on Tuesday, partly blaming a weak U.S. dollar which he said was being pushed lower on purpose.

  • Female chimps keep quiet about sex lives AFP - Wed Jun 18, 1:39 AM ET

    LONDON (AFP) - Female chimpanzees are hungry for sex with as many males as possible, and keep their mouths shut about it to boost their chances of luring the top chimps, a British university said.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Celtics win NBA title with 131-92 rout of Lakers

AP - 59 minutes ago

BOSTON - The Boston Celtics won their 17th NBA title in relentless fashion, trouncing the L.A. Lakers 131-92 to win the NBA Finals in six games. It's the Celtics' first title in 22 years, dating back to the Larry Bird era.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

FedEx swings 4Q loss; issues slim guidance

AP - 25 minutes ago

NEW YORK - FedEx says it swung to a loss in the fourth-quarter because of high fuel costs and issued an earnings guidance that is well below Wall Street's expectations.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Lateshow Top Ten List

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 18, 2008
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
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Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965), My Early Life, 1930
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
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George Orwell (1903 - 1950)
If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough.
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Jef Mallett, Frazz, 08-01-05
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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