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OAK ISLAND, N.C. (AP) — Two teenagers were seriously injured in two separate shark attacks in the same North Carolina town on Sunday, terrifying beach goers and prompting one shocked witness to compare the scene to the movie "Jaws."
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DEAR ABBY: I have been blessed with success over the years and continue to provide a comfortable lifestyle for my wife and me. I will be celebrating my 74th birthday soon, and 55 years of marriage to my high school sweetheart.When I come home from a busy day, I enjoy sitting down and having two…
Saudi Arabia on Monday beheaded a Syrian drug trafficker and a national convicted of murder, taking to 100 the number of executions in the kingdom this year. Syrian Ismael al-Tawm smuggled "a large amount of banned amphetamine pills into the kingdom", said an interior ministry statement carried by…
By Ju-min Park SEOUL (Reuters) - A teenaged North Korean soldier walked across the world's most heavily militarized border on Monday in a bid to defect to South Korea, South Korean Defense Ministry officials said. While there are more than a thousand defections from North Korea to South Korea every…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — It's one thing to outlast hundreds or thousands of poker players to win one of the World Series of Poker's 68 events and the Las Vegas tournament's coveted gold bracelet.
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A British jihadist fighting for Somalia's Al-Qaeda affiliate, the Shebab, is believed to have been killed in a thwarted attack on a Kenyan army base, a Kenyan defence spokesman said. The Briton is believed to be among a group of militants who launched a pre-dawn raid Sunday on a Kenyan army base in…
(Reuters) - Two men were stabbed to death and another suffered non-life threatening injuries during a fight in a parking lot at a Virginia shopping center early Sunday morning, authorities said.
Hip-hop and performance artist Mykki Blanco has been using his music to start conversations regarding LGBT issues for the past five years. Corresponding with his performance at pride event in Oregon and LGBT pride celebrations happening this week throughout the country, Blanco made a public…
We compiled a list of 9 low stress jobs that let you earn a few bucks, while being enjoyable or even providing a sense of satisfaction/accomplishment.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — The surveillance video shows a man stagger away from a police officer and out of the frame. He charges back into view seconds later, a 7-foot flagpole reared over his shoulder, and he swings it wildly at the officer.
DEAR ABBY: I have been happily married for 30 years. Many years ago I found out, inadvertently, that my wife is adopted. (My wife has no siblings, and her parents died when she was in college.) Concerned that she might not know about it, I contacted senior members of her family to confirm. They all…
The parents of Britain's youngest suspected suicide bomber, described on Monday as a "typical teenager", have accused Islamic State leaders of being "too cowardly to do their own dirty work". Talha Asmal is believed to have travelled to Syria in April with friend Hassan Munshi, also 17, and IS…
Almost 10% of the United States has diabetes, but many don't even know they have it. Do you have any of these warning signs to look out for?
Former vice president Aaron Burr usually isn’t credited as a Founding Father, but there is one instance where Burr directly helped to change the Constitution by forcing the passage of the 12th amendment.
SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) — The leader of the Spokane NAACP, Rachel Dolezal, has canceled a chapter meeting Monday where she was expected to speak about the furor sparked over her racial identity.
Mokhtar Belmokhtar, the one-eyed Islamist reported to have been killed in a US airstrike in Libya Monday, was an Al-Qaeda veteran and the mastermind behind a devastating attack on an Algerian gas plant in 2013. Branded variously as "the Uncatchable", "The One-Eyed" and "Mr Marlboro", he had been…
By Katie Nguyen LONDON (Thomson Reuters Foundation) - Abu Muntasir, a former radical Islamic preacher who once enjoyed a large following in Britain, sobs uncontrollably as he recalls the moment he decided to turn his back on extremism. While waging jihad in the jungles of Myanmar, Abu Muntasir came…
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"Our latest estimate is that the death toll is 12," Tbilisi Mayor David Narmania told journalists. At the Tbilisi Zoo, spokeswoman Mzia Sharashidze told the InterPressNews agency that three bodies were found on the premises of the zoo, two of them zoo employees.
The prison worker charged with helping the two convicted killers David Sweat and Richard Matt to escape from the New York maximum-security correctional facility allegedly told investigators that the three had planned to kill her husband.