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A grumpy flight attendant demonstrated her lack of parenting skills when she forced a child to urinate in her seat. Jennifer Deveraux was travelling with her two daughters when the exceptional customer service occurred on a JetBlue flight. Flight 518 was delayed on the tarmac at John F. Kennedy…
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Iran warned on Sunday that "any foreign military intervention in Iraq" would only complicate the crisis, after the US said it was deploying a warship in the Gulf. "Iraq has the capacity and necessary preparations for the fight against terrorism and extremism," foreign ministry spokesman Marzieh…
SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Early Sunday evening, LeBron James will gather his Miami Heat teammates around him and offer a few final words of wisdom before they try to extend their reign as NBA champions.
The death of Sarah Goode, 21, of Medford, was being investigated by homicide detectives at the Suffolk County Police Department. On Thursday, a search party of about 45 volunteers looking for Goode, who had eight siblings, found a woman's body in a heavily wooded area nearby and called 911, police…
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ISLAMABAD (AP) — Pakistani military jets pounded militant hideouts in the northwestern tribal region bordering Afghanistan early Sunday morning, officials said, killing as many as 100 militants in the second strike on the region since a deadly attack on the Karachi airport a week ago.
JetBlue Airways on Saturday apologized to a mother who said her child had to urinate in her airplane seat because a flight attendant would not let her use the restroom while the plane sat on the tarmac at a New York airport. ”Our team reached out directly to the customer today to offer an apology…
FRESNO, California (AP) — In methamphetamine's seedy underworld, traffickers are disguising the drug as a liquid to smuggle it into the United States from Mexico.
PARIS (AP) — French police are warning young people about the dangers of a dare spreading on Facebook that has left a young man dead and another severely injured.
More than 6,000 Mexican children and teens who crossed unaccompanied and illegally into the United States were repatriated in the first four months of this year, Mexican officials said Saturday. The children make the grueling journey of hundreds of miles (kilometers) through Mexico to escape dire…
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A reporter covering the Texas GOP's annual convention says she was targeted and taunted because of her Muslim headdress. “I discovered a cult-like hatred that is simply disgusting,” writes Heba Said.
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — A former Northern California transit officer cried on the witness stand Friday while describing how he shot and killed an unarmed man on a train station platform more than five years ago.
The United States condemned an attack on Russia's embassy in Kiev on Saturday and called on Ukraine to provide adequate security for the diplomatic mission. The US reaction came after a crowd, inflamed by the downing of a Ukrainian military transport plane, tore down the embassy's flag and…
Police said they are looking for a hit-and-run driver who early on Saturday struck a car in Houston, killing three of its occupants, reported to be teenagers by local media. The driver of a white Chrysler 300 sedan ran a red light at an intersection in southwest Houston at about 2:30 a.m. local…
Militants from jihadist group the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) have executed dozens of captured Iraqi security forces members, according to photos posted online. The authenticity of the photos, which were shared on Twitter and elsewhere and said to have been taken in Salaheddin…
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