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This edition was generated on Sun Jun 14 08:45:01 EDT 2015
DEAR ABBY: I have been happily married for 30 years. Many years ago I found out, inadvertently, that my wife is adopted. (My wife has no siblings, and her parents died when she was in college.) Concerned that she might not know about it, I contacted senior members of her family to confirm. They all…
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The Cleveland police officer who shot dead a 12-year-old black boy seen waving around a replica gun was "distraught" and acted out of fear for his life, according to an official report. It comes two days after a judge ruled the two police officers involved should face criminal charges over the…
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Four people were killed in a shooting at an Ohio home and a teenage girl who was found outside the residence Saturday was injured, a police sergeant said.
Polar bears are carnivorous creatures, and no matter what animal they consume, the act of eating is likely to be gruesome. Warming waters have allowed the dolphins to travel north to an area they would normally avoid until summertime. Polar bears typically sit atop large chunks of ice to scoop up…
Britain has pulled out agents from live operations in "hostile countries" after Russia and China cracked top-secret information contained in files leaked by former U.S. National Security Agency contractor Edward Snowden, the Sunday Times reported. Security service MI6, which operates overseas and…
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Italy threatened Sunday to turn to a Plan B to deal with migrants which "would hurt Europe" if the country is not given greater help with the crisis, as Austria and France expelled asylum seekers back onto Italian soil. The country is struggling to accommodate an endless wave of boat migrants, and…
SANTA CLARA, Calif. (AP) — Two people were injured, one seriously, in a roller-coaster accident at California's Great America amusement park in Santa Clara, officials said Saturday.
The death prompts an examination of the popular summer activity and its safety.
The incident at the hotel in Midtown Manhattan took place at about 7:30 p.m. ET and is believed to have been an accident. The New York Post reported that the gun belonged to a wedding guest. It went off in the lobby of the hotel, run by Hilton Worldwide Holdings Inc as guests were taking photos.
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Flag-waving Swedes and royals celebrated in the blazing summer sun on Saturday as reality show starlet Sofia Hellqvist became a real-life princess as she married Prince Carl Philip. A cheer erupted from the crowd outside the palace in Stockholm when Carl Philip kissed his bride, a former glamour…
NEW YORK (AP) — As federal prosecutors tell it, the cover-up in Ronald Spear's death started immediately after he died from a brutal kick to the head from a guard at the Rikers Island jail complex, with correction officers taking advantage of a code of silence condoned by commanders and union…
The Angulo family, made up of Oscar, his wife Susanne and their seven children, lived on the 16th floor of a public housing development. Their neighbors never saw them.
Lions, tigers, bears and other wild animals escaped from a zoo in the Georgian capital Tbilisi Sunday, adding to chaos caused by flooding that killed at least 10 people, officials said. Prime Minister Irakli Garibashvili called on Tbilisi residents to stay indoors while the animals were still on…
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Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on Sunday said he was troubled by the advance of Kurdish forces in the Tal Abyad region of northern Syria, saying they could in the future threaten Turkey. Turkey has in the last days firmly shut its borders to thousands of Syrians trying to flee fighting…
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NEW YORK (AP) — The last time he competed in this stadium, Usain Bolt ran the fastest 100 meters in history.
The mother of four children who apparently committed suicide in China after they were left unattended by their parents for months spoke of her regret as she returned home, state media reported Saturday. Ren Xifen had a "grim, tear-filled reunion" with the siblings -- a 13-year-old boy and his…
Jerald Warden, 53, was supervising highway road repairs in the median on Thursday about 30 miles west of Tulsa in Pawnee County when a bungee cord securing the sign in the bed of his crew's dump truck broke, causing it to fall out, police said.