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In the last few hours of her senior year at Lexington, North Carolina’s Central Davidson High School, Violet Burkhart was sent home to change after the dress she was wearing was deemed too short.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Congressional investigators are fuming over revelations that the Internal Revenue Service has lost a trove of emails to and from a central figure in the agency's tea party controversy.
There’s no doubt that Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is one of the most iconic films from the 1980s. Ferris skips school, goes to a Cubs game, drives a Ferrari, gets the gorgeous girl, and outwits Principal Rooney. That’s exactly what happened to 55-year-old Pennsylvania mom Eileen DiNino. Although the…
PARIS (AP) — French police are warning young people about the dangers of a dare spreading on Facebook that has left a young man dead and another severely injured.
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — A substance-abuse counselor was sentenced Thursday to 55 years to life in prison for hitting a pedestrian with her car and driving through a Los Angeles suburb with the dying man on her windshield.
The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) claimed Friday that it cannot produce Lois Lerner’s emails to and from the White House and other administration departments due to a supposed computer crash. The IRS previously agreed to hand over all of the ex-IRS official’s emails from 2009 to 2011 to the House…
By Curtis Skinner WHITE PLAINS N.Y. (Reuters) - The great-grandson of oil tycoon John D. Rockefeller was killed on Friday when his small plane crashed in fog and rain shortly after taking off from a suburban New York airport, a family spokesman and the Federal Aviation Administration said. Dr.…
KIEV, Ukraine (AP) — The Ukrainian Defense Ministry said Saturday that pro-Russian separatists shot down a large military transport plane in the country's unsettled east and that service personnel aboard were killed.
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By Mary Wisniewski CHICAGO (Reuters) - A Chicago man who served almost 32 years in prison for murder and rape before being exonerated by DNA evidence has been charged with murder in another case, officials said on Friday. Andre Davis, 53, was charged with murder and kidnapping in connection with…
MIAMI (AP) — The San Antonio Spurs left Miami last June looking so human, Tim Duncan nearly in tears talking about how close they were to another championship.
Every Friday morning for the past three years, Lori Peake and her friends have come to the deli in Dahl’s Foods in Ames, Iowa, to play bridge. The grocery store has welcomed their card playing, but last month, a local television reporter broke the news to the group: The store’s location, along with…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The 2014 Electronic Entertainment Expo wasn't as dramatic as last year's, when Sony and Microsoft were battling for attention in advance of the fall debuts of their new game consoles, the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The surge in immigrant children caught crossing the southern border in Texas that has dominated headlines and risks becoming a political crisis for President Barack Obama and Congress includes a new threat facing Border Patrol agents: reporters.
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