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Hundreds of Swedes gathered in the hot summer sun on Saturday to watch former reality show starlet Sofia Hellqvist become a real-life princess when she marries Prince Carl Philip in a lavish Stockholm wedding. Royal watchers clutching blue and yellow national flags pitched rugs and deck chairs…
'Friends' has been off the air for years, but it still picks up new generations of fans each year thanks to reruns and now with the series. . .
Boeing is prepping for the 2015 Paris Air Show by trumpeting the nearly unreal vertical takeoff powers of the next-gen passenger jet.
The mother of four children who apparently committed suicide in China after they were left unattended by their parents for months spoke of her regret as she returned home, state media reported Saturday. Ren Xifen had a "grim, tear-filled reunion" with the siblings -- a 13-year-old boy and his…
Dallas Police Chief David Brown told reporters that a motive for the attack was not yet known. The police chief said when police responded to reports of automatic gunfire, the van rammed a squad car and at least one person began shooting. The van stopped in a fast food restaurant parking lot in the…
NEW YORK (AP) — His team getting clobbered in the NBA Finals and his head bloodied in a collision with a camera was bad enough for LeBron James. Now he's trapped in the endless online loop of the moment he got caught with his pants down on national television.
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Tungsten FashionsSponsoredBy Sam Wilkin DUBAI (Reuters) - Iran is bringing home the body of a top-ranking military officer killed in April in southern Syria, Iranian news agencies reported, at least the second senior Iranian to die there this year while supporting Damascus in the war. Hadi Kajbaf, a major general in the…
The Angulo family, made up of Oscar, his wife Susanne and their seven children, lived on the 16th floor of a public housing development. Their neighbors never saw them.
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Jerald Warden, 53, was supervising highway road repairs in the median on Thursday about 30 miles west of Tulsa in Pawnee County when a bungee cord securing the sign in the bed of his crew's dump truck broke, causing it to fall out, police said.
WWE says Virgil Runnels, a former professional wrestler known by his fans as Dusty Rhodes, has died. He was 69.
Reports from Alaskan residents have had some people concerned that perhaps vampire fish are falling from the sky.
By Ben Blanchard BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese Premier Li Keqiang has ordered an investigation into the case of four "left behind" children who apparently committed suicide by drinking pesticide in a poor part of southwestern China, as millions of workers leave loved ones to find work. In many rural…
Lady Gaga is having a bit of a career resurgence, and just like her fall from grace, it has very little to do with the music.
LeBron James says the weary Cleveland Cavaliers could use more playing time for reserves who have seldom seen playoff action now that the NBA Finals are at a crucial stage. The best-of-seven series against Golden State is level at 2-2 with game five on Sunday at Oakland, where the Cavaliers dealt…
Giant purple sea blobs are invading East Bay beaches and waterways. It's not a danger to the people but the slugs' big size is unusual.
Six Ukrainian servicemen have been killed and 14 wounded in separatist eastern territory in the past 24 hours, despite a four-month-old ceasefire deal, the Ukrainian military said on Saturday. The situation is particularly tense around the airport near rebel-controlled Donetsk city, military…
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QUARRYVILLE, Pa. (AP) — A man facing trial on child sexual assault charges fatally stabbed a woman and her 16-year-old daughter "to silence them" because they were set to testify against him, a prosecutor said Friday, calling it an "absolute attack on the system."
A scientist examining frog samples found an unexpected surprise in one of the frogs: another frog.
NEW YORK (AP) — Jack Wagner doesn't need to roll with an entourage. He shows up to a recent interview by himself.