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DEAR ABBY: I am a single woman who borrowed $80,000 to send my daughter to college with the understanding that she would take over the payments once she was professionally established. She is now so "into" her new lifestyle that she is refusing to have contact with her "poor" birth mother. She…
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Norwegian scientists have seen polar bears eating dolphins in the Arctic for the first time ever and blame global warming for the bears expanding their diet. Polar bears feed mainly on seals but Jon Aars at the Norwegian Polar Institute has photographed dolphins being devoured by a bear and…
CLEVELAND (AP) — The hit man who fatally shot the wrong person in northeast Ohio nine years ago likely knew he had broken into the wrong home when he realized the man who lived there was far younger than the man he was supposed to kill, authorities said Thursday.
The capital of Estonia is perhaps not the place where one would expect to find the remains of medieval ships, but that is exactly what happened to a group of construction workers in Tallinn this week. "We were digging the ground, when we found some massive wooden pieces, and we decided this might…
WWE says Virgil Runnels, a former professional wrestler known by his fans as Dusty Rhodes, has died. He was 69.
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Miami Police told the newspaper that officer Antonio Torres shot 46-year-old Fritz Severe dead at a park where children were attending summer camp, adding that as many as 60 people may have witnessed the killing. Nichelle Miller, a witness to the morning shooting, told the newspaper that the…
A former reality starlet, glamour model and yoga teacher will become a real-life princess in Sweden on Saturday when she marries Prince Carl Philip in a lavish Stockholm wedding. Sofia Hellqvist, a slender and elegant brunette, is a 30-year-old commoner known for her infectious gap-toothed smile…
A San Diego judge sentenced a barber on Thursday to 10 years in prison for inexplicably slashing a customer’s throat during a haircut and shave before pedaling away on his bike. U.S. Navy Petty Officer Timothy Vaughn, 33, was at Vic’s Barber Shop in Imperial Beach, just south of San Diego, for a…
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NIZHNY TAGIL, Russia (AP) — It has a remote-controlled turret, it bristles with state-of-the-art defense systems and its computerized controls make driving it feel "like playing a video game." Russia's Armata tank, which its creator says can be turned into a fully robotic combat vehicle, is the…
DEAR ABBY: Two years ago, I came out as male-to-female transgender. My wife has come around since then, and our second child will be born before I start my transition.She has decided to stay with me, but occasionally she tells me she isn't sure if she can be married to a woman. On the other hand,…
CLEVELAND (AP) — The Golden State Warriors looked like the NBA's best team. The Cleveland Cavaliers looked like a tired one.
Starkly contrasting views took center stage last month in a raging international debate over the long-term use of antidepressants and other psychiatric drugs. In the debate, published in prominent medical journal The BMJ, Denmark-based researcher Peter C. Gøtzsche contended that taking…
Ever been at Walmart and suddenly felt like you were stranded in the jungle with tons of strange creatures swarming around you?
The HTC One M9 isn’t a bad device by any stretch of the imagination but it’s nonetheless going to go down as one of the biggest smartphone disasters ever alongside the Amazon Fire Phone and the BlackBerry Storm. How bad has the One M9 been for HTC? Consider that since it first unveiled the One M9…
A prominent civil rights activist in Washington state has been accused by her own family of falsely portraying herself as African-American.
A blood-covered baseball bat was recovered from the torched Washington mansion where four people were found slain last month, a newly unsealed search warrant revealed on Thursday. Daron Wint, 34, of Lanham, Maryland, is charged with first-degree murder in the deaths of businessman Savvas…
A new regional fighting force against Boko Haram will be headed by a Nigerian commander, the five-nation coalition agreed on Thursday, after talks on military strategy against the militants. The decision came after Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari rejected calls for a rotating command between…
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(Reuters) - A Florida high school principal has been removed from his job after commenting online in support of the Texas police officer who resigned after a video surfaced showing him manhandling a black bikini-clad teenager and pulling his gun on other black teens, according to officials and…
CHICAGO (AP) — An American woman convicted in her mother's death in Indonesia is considering having a local family raise her baby daughter until she is released from prison, her attorney said.
Three astronauts landed in Kazakhstan on Thursday, safely returning to Earth after their flight back home was delayed for a month by a Russian rocket failure. Russia's Anton Shkaplerov, Italy's Samantha Cristoforetti and Terry Virts of the United States landed on schedule on the steppes of…