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DEAR ABBY: My girlfriend and I live next to a married couple our age we have befriended. Unfortunately, the husband has been making unwanted advances toward my girlfriend. Being friendly with them both, we have kept it to ourselves so as not to hurt the wife. She's ill and has been in and out of…
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BEIJING (AP) — China and Japan are blaming each other for a close encounter between military jets over the East China Sea.
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Wayne Rooney wasn't jealous watching former Manchester United teammate Cristiano Ronaldo pick up the Ballon d'Or award earlier this year.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A Washington teenager was on the phone with her mother as she hiked alone on a mountain in Alaska, saying she was nervous about the slippery terrain before her mother heard a scream, and then silence. The 18-year-old had fallen 30 feet from a cliff.
PAINESVILLE, Ohio (AP) — A man accused of being romantically involved with his teenage foster daughter was convicted Wednesday of conspiring with her to kill his wife.
LAFITTE, La. (AP) — Gasps can be heard by tourists on a swamp boat tour in south Louisiana as their guide jumps in the water to feed chicken and marshmallows to two alligators. At one point the guide puts a marshmallow in his mouth and lets one of the gators snatch it away.
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A man who called 911 to report the disappearance of a 9-year-old neighbor girl last year pleaded guilty Wednesday to raping and killing her and throwing her body in a trash bin at the trailer park where both lived.
A vacationing German tourist lost consciousness and died while camping with his wife in Arizona's Grand Canyon National Park, park officials said on Wednesday. Wolfgang-Hans-Joachim Gloede, 64, of Sievershagen, Germany, collapsed and died late on Monday from unknown causes at the popular Desert…
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The FBI has filed charges against dozens of people in Georgia who allegedly set up a scheme that funneled $18 million worth of food stamps through grocery stores in what a Department of Justice official is calling “one of the largest federal food program frauds ever.” Fifty-four people were…
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A 6-year-old Utah boy found chained to a bed while his father was at work probably was shackled like that each of the past 10 days since the school year ended, authorities said Wednesday.
OGDEN, Utah (AP) — A woman accused of helping her husband dump their teenage baby sitter in the woods pleaded guilty Wednesday to desecration of a human body and other charges as part of a plea deal.
Prime Minister Narendra Modi said on Wednesday that India should respect and protect its women, breaking his silence on a crime wave that included the rape and hanging of two young girls two weeks ago. In his first speech to parliament since a dramatic election victory last month, Modi promised to…
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