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A former reality starlet, glamour model and yoga teacher will become a real-life princess in Sweden on Saturday when she marries Prince Carl Philip in a lavish Stockholm wedding. Sofia Hellqvist, a slender and elegant brunette, is a 30-year-old commoner known for her infectious gap-toothed smile…
Income Analyst Reveals What's Wrong With U.S. Social Security. Shows How Americans Can Buy Same Dividend Paying Stocks as Canada's Pension Plan
DEAR ABBY: Two years ago, I came out as male-to-female transgender. My wife has come around since then, and our second child will be born before I start my transition.She has decided to stay with me, but occasionally she tells me she isn't sure if she can be married to a woman. On the other hand,…
CHARDON, Ohio (AP) — Three men were indicted Wednesday on aggravated murder charges for a contract killing nine years ago in which the hit man went to the wrong house and killed a man with the same name as the intended target, Ohio authorities said.
CHICAGO (AP) — An American woman convicted in her mother's death in Indonesia is considering having a local family raise her baby daughter until she is released from prison, her attorney said.
(Reuters) - A Florida high school principal has been removed from his job after commenting online in support of the Texas police officer who resigned after a video surfaced showing him manhandling a black bikini-clad teenager and pulling his gun on other black teens, according to officials and…
Dr. Nelson shows how to get the many benefits of a healthy digestive tract: increased energy, improved metabolism, and better digestion.
Technically Incorrect: A Russian man is apparently enraged that police want to arrest him. He then reportedly begins to eat his tablet in order to avoid detention.
At least 20 members of Syria's Druze minority have been killed in an unprecedented shoot-out with Al-Qaeda affiliate Al-Nusra Front in northwestern Syria, a monitor said on Thursday. The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said the deaths came Wednesday in the village of Qalb Lawzah in Idlib…
Tesla in recent years has done an impressive job of quelling the notion that driving an electric car is a risky proposition. This is largely due to the Tesla Model S (which sports an impressive range of approximately 250 miles) and Tesla’s ever expanding fleet of Supercharger stations. As a result,…
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Jurgen Klinsmann's USA shocked Germany with a 2-1 victory in Wednesday's friendly as the Stars and Stripes followed up their win over the Netherlands by beating the world champions. Bobby Wood, who plays for Germany's third division side Erzgebirge Aue, scored the winner just before the final…
The family of a New York City teen who died in a car crash had no right to be notified that his brain was removed during an autopsy, New York state's top court ruled, overturning a $600,000 jury verdict awarded to his parents. The Court of Appeals said on Wednesday that when the New York City…
HELENA, Mont. (AP) — The daughter of the man police hold responsible for a multiple murder-suicide in a Montana log cabin said her father had long been in denial about having mental health problems, which ultimately became dangerous.
Lyle Denniston, the National Constitution Center’s constitutional literacy adviser, looks at the Supreme Court’s decision to deny a test case from gun owners in San Francisco.
Newly released photos of some of the most unique women on the planet!
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For decades, South Florida has battled drug traffickers who ship boatloads of cocaine from South America. Now the region is dealing with a new epidemic - cheap, synthetic drugs that arrive from China through the mail. As authorities in the Sunshine State battle with the surge of Alpha-PVP, better…
In drone versus firehose there is one clear winner. But was the drone controller invading privacy, or are the firefighters guilty of destroying his property?
These Gorgeous Anchors Have The Power To Make Even The Most Boring Story Seem Interesting.
Mexican state energy giant Pemex announced its biggest exploration success in five years, the discovery of new shallow water oil fields that could yield 200,000 barrels per day. The fields were found in four locations in the Gulf of Mexico and production could begin in around 16 months, helping…
HANOI, Vietnam (AP) — They were the images that communicated the horrors of war in ways words could not.
Sea Shepherd Conservation Society agreed to pay $2.55 million to Japan's Institute of Cetacean Research on Monday as part of a settlement to resolve a long-standing legal battle over the anti-whaling group’s tactics against Japanese whaling ships in the Antarctic. The settlement came the same day…