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Cortez McClinton, 33, and Terrell Johnson, 31, held a gun to the girl’s head and used her as a shield as they entered the family home, where a five-year old child was also present. When McClinton and Johnson entered, the father fired several shots, hitting both men. McClinton was wounded but was…
Claudia Ochoa Felix of Sinaloa bears a striking resemblance to the reality-TV star and shares her love of social media—but is said to be the new boss of the Sinaloa cartel murder gang.
How did the No. 2 man in the House lose a primary? Chalk it up to immigration and the Tea Party. It’s one of the most shocking losses in U.S. electoral history—and it’s bad for America.
4-Month-Old Gertjie Loves to Rest His Head on a Female Staffer
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A private chef employed by Miami Heat guard Norris Cole was shot and killed inside a popular South Beach nightclub early Tuesday, police said.
New feud alert?! Miley Cyrus carried around a cardboard cutout of Selena Gomez during a concert in Milan, Italy over the weekend. She apparently did this while singing her song "FU," where some of the lyrics include ""I don't really have much to say ... I was over it the second that I saw her name…
OSLO, Norway (AP) — In early March, a mysterious ship the size of a large passenger ferry left a Romanian wharf, glided through the narrow Bosporus that separates Europe and Asia, and plotted a course toward Scandinavia.
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MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Philippine security forces on Wednesday captured a top Filipino commander of the Abu Sayyaf extremist group who is on a U.S. list of most-wanted terrorists and has acknowledged receiving al-Qaida funds to finance bombings in the country.
Emirates airline announced it had cancelled an order for 70 long-haul A350 planes from European manufacturer Airbus. The decision was taken following "on-going discussions with the airline in light of their fleet requirement review", Airbus said on Wednesday. Airbus added that it was still very…
CLEVELAND (AP) — A man fatally shot his 2-year-old son in the head when he fired into the window of a home during a dispute with the child's mother, Cleveland police said Tuesday.
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) — Six-time Olympic gold medalist swimmer Amy Van Dyken severed her spine in an all-terrain vehicle accident over the weekend, and she told emergency workers she could not move her toes or feel anything touching her legs.
LOGAN, Utah (AP) — Authorities filed child abuse charges against a Utah man Tuesday after finding his 6-year-old son chained to a metal bed frame while the man was at work.
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HOUSTON (AP) — For a set of Texas twins, being joined at the hip is not just a cliche — that was basically the first 10 months of their life.
Two decades after the original "Dumb and Dumber," Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels have reunited for a sequel.
Yiyang (China) (AFP) - Marginalised and misunderstood, Chinese Vietnam veterans -- who fought in a little-celebrated war against their southern neighbours -- risk beatings and prison in a new battle with government officials. Teng Xingqiu is one of thousands of retired Chinese soldiers staging an…
According to a new poll, a majority of Americans agree that President Obama pretty much botched the Bowe Bergdahl rescue. So to help him out, The Daily Show laid out the way Obama should have brought the POW home. Most Americans believe Bergdahl did indeed deserve to be rescued – they just don't…
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — The body of an Oklahoma inmate who died after a botched execution of what corrections officials have said was an apparent heart attack was returned from an independent autopsy without the heart or larynx, a state medical official said Monday.
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