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The bikini-clad teenage girl who was forcibly restrained by a police officer responding to a disturbance at a pool party in a Dallas suburb over the weekend says she was an invited guest and was obeying his orders to leave when he grabbed her.
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Snoop Dogg sued Pabst Brewing Co. on Monday, claiming the beer-maker owes him a portion of its proceeds from the company's sale last year.
Olympic champion turned transgender reality TV star Caitlyn Jenner has been sued again in connection with a February car crash in Malibu in which a 69-year-old woman died. Talent agent Jessica Marie Steindorff filed suit in Los Angeles Superior Court seeking unspecified damages related to the…
Columbia University scientists find correlations between certain birth months and the risk of contracting 55 diseases. Because birthdays aren't depressing enough on their own.
An American man held for nearly three years as a teenager without trial at a notorious New York prison who later inspired efforts to reform the complex has committed suicide, officials said Monday. Kalief Browder died at his home in the Bronx on Saturday. Browder was arrested in 2010 and taken to…
Snoring causes headaches, high blood pressure and fatigue. Each leads to something more serious. Here's a simple SOLUTION to a very serious problem.
(Reuters) - Missouri is scheduled on Tuesday to execute a man convicted of fatally stabbing his girlfriend and her 2-year-old daughter almost 15 years ago. Richard Strong, 48, is scheduled to die by lethal injection after 6 p.m. CDT at a Missouri state prison. According to court records, Strong had…
Such was the case in 1983, during a massive NATO drill to test the alliance's capabilities to respond to a Soviet invasion of western Europe. Unknown to its planners, however, "Able Archer," which envisaged using nuclear weapons to halt the enemy advance, looked to Soviet eyes exactly the way…
10-year-old was bitten twice by bull shark in shallow water at Coco Beach.
It's a good idea to keep an eye on your moles, to see if any of them are changing, which can be a sign of skin cancer, experts agree. Moreover, melanomas that arise in non-mole areas of the skin tend to be more aggressive and deadly than those that do arise from moles, the study found. "We find…
Dr. Nelson shows how to get the many benefits of a healthy digestive tract: increased energy, improved metabolism, and better digestion.
WINDERMERE, Fla. (AP) — The 18-year-old daughter of the stars of the documentary "Queen of Versailles" died after being found unresponsive at their home near Orlando on Saturday, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office.
A man who jumped off a cruise ship to try and save his girlfriend after she plunged overboard in the dark should receive Australia's highest bravery award, an inquest heard on Tuesday. Paul Rossington, 30, and Kristen Schroder, 26, were onboard the Carnival Spirit on 8 May 2013 heading back to…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Just days after blues legend B.B. King was laid to rest near his birthplace in the Mississippi Delta, a battle over his estate is moving from the headlines to the courthouse in Las Vegas.
By David Beasley ATLANTA (Reuters) - The father of a 10-year-old girl whose lifeless body was found burned in the trash can of a suburban Atlanta apartment complex in 2013 pleaded guilty to murder on Monday, prosecutors said. Eman Moss, 32, also agreed to testify against the stepmother of the…
Anyone who grew up having a pet knows: your furry animal can be your absolute best childhood friend.
Australian rapper Iggy Azalea has canceled a performance at a US gay pride celebration after criticism over past remarks that were seen as homophobic. The June 13 concert in Pittsburgh was one of the few remaining dates on the calendar for the successful but controversial rapper after she recently…
By Lori Grannis MISSOULA, Mont. (Reuters) - A Montana father shot and killed his wife and three young children, then set fire to the family’s rural cabin before committing suicide, local police said on Monday. Authorities in Anaconda-Deer Lodge County were alerted on Sunday morning after the…
The eldest daughter of slain Kremlin critic Boris Nemtsov has left Russia, slamming the climate of hatred whipped up by pro-Kremlin propaganda in a letter published Tuesday. "Russian propaganda kills," Zhanna Nemtsova, 31, wrote in a column published by Russia's liberal business daily Vedomosti.…
Southeast Alaska’s isolated wolf population has declined by 60 percent in just one year, dropping from an estimated 221 individuals in 2013 to 89 wolves in 2014, according to the U.S. Forest Service. The figures were reported in a brief written by U.S. Forest Service officials who worked with…
Boston scientists have discovered a revolutionary new muscle builder. Try this one weird trick & build muscle.
DEAR ABBY: May I comment on the letter from "Open-Minded in Pennsylvania" (3/6), the adoptive mother of a biracial child who asked for a witty comeback for strangers' comments/questions? This is a rare teaching moment! If a parent reacts with the slightest hint of displeasure, the child will think…
CDC concerned woman who has an extremely drug resistant form of TB may have come in contact with hundreds of people.