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Sports News Update
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General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

  • Residents and security personnel gather at the site of an explosion in Qudsiya suburb
    Russia pushes for big Syria meeting, not sanctions Reuters - 2 hrs 0 mins ago

    MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia amplified its call for an international meeting on Syria on Saturday, saying sanctions or military intervention would "only aggravate the already difficult atmosphere". "Our logic is that it is not … More »Russia pushes for big Syria meeting, not sanctions

    Residents and security personnel gather at the site of an explosion in Qudsiya suburb

    MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia amplified its call for an international meeting on Syria on Saturday, saying sanctions or military intervention would "only aggravate the already difficult atmosphere". "Our logic is that it is not necessary now to apply additional pressure, to introduce sanctions or use the threat of force," Deputy …

  • FILE - In this Thursday, June 7, 2012, file citizen journalism photo provided by Sham News Network and according to them, purports to show the bodies of Syrian children in Mazraat al-Qubair on the outskirts of Hama, central Syria, as Syria denied as "absolutely baseless" claims by opposition groups about a new massacre in the central Hama province in which government forces allegedly killed dozens of people, including women and children, blaming rebels for the killings. Syrian troops clashed with rebels in the heart of the Syrian capital and launched their most intense attempt yet to retake a rebel-held neighborhood in the central city of Homs, on Friday, June 8, 2012, pounding it with multiple shells a minute and trying to storm in from three sides. (AP Photo/Shaam News Network, SNN, File) THE ASSOCIATED PRESS IS UNABLE TO INDEPENDENTLY VERIFY THE AUTHENTICITY, CONTENT, LOCATION OR DATE OF THIS HANDOUT PHOTO
    Syrian army kills 17 civilians amid massacre anger AFP - 12 hrs ago

    The Syrian army killed at least 23 civilians in two protest cities on Saturday, a watchdog said, as an international outcry mounted over a massacre in a central village. More »Syrian army kills 17 civilians amid massacre anger

    FILE - In this Thursday, June 7, 2012, file citizen journalism photo provided by Sham News Network and according to them, purports to show the bodies of Syrian children in Mazraat al-Qubair on the outskirts of Hama, central Syria, as Syria denied as "absolutely baseless" claims by opposition groups about a new massacre in the central Hama province in which government forces allegedly killed dozens of people, including women and children, blaming rebels for the killings. Syrian troops clashed with rebels in the heart of the Syrian capital and launched their most intense attempt yet to retake a rebel-held neighborhood in the central city of Homs, on Friday, June 8, 2012, pounding it with multiple shells a minute and trying to storm in from three sides. (AP Photo/Shaam News Network, SNN, File) THE ASSOCIATED PRESS IS UNABLE TO INDEPENDENTLY VERIFY THE AUTHENTICITY, CONTENT, LOCATION OR DATE OF THIS HANDOUT PHOTO

    The Syrian army killed at least 23 civilians in two protest cities on Saturday, a watchdog said, as an international outcry mounted over a massacre in a central village.

  • Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney greets supporters following a campaign stop in Council Bluffs, Iowa, Friday, June 8, 2012. (AP Photo/Nati Harnik)
    Activists jab Obama and Romney on economy AP - 5 hrs ago

    Separated at rival conferences by 1,000 miles and a world of political ideology, liberal and conservative activists are finding themselves united by a deep disappointment with the nation's economy. More »Activists jab Obama and Romney on economy

    Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney greets supporters following a campaign stop in Council Bluffs, Iowa, Friday, June 8, 2012. (AP Photo/Nati Harnik)

    Separated at rival conferences by 1,000 miles and a world of political ideology, liberal and conservative activists are finding themselves united by a deep disappointment with the nation's economy.

  • FILE - In this April 13, 2012 file photo, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal speaks in St. Louis. While Romney faults President Barack Obama for a weak American economy, Republican governors across the country are merrily trumpeting tales of business growth and falling employment.  (AP Photo/Michael Conroy, File)
    Is La. governor being vetted by the Romney camp? The Ticket - 15 hrs ago

    ROSEMONT, Ill. -- Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has enjoyed endorsements from influential conservatives who want to see him on the ballot with Mitt Romney in November, but he won't divulge if he's being considered. After a … More »Is La. governor being vetted by the Romney camp?

    FILE - In this April 13, 2012 file photo, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal speaks in St. Louis. While Romney faults President Barack Obama for a weak American economy, Republican governors across the country are merrily trumpeting tales of business growth and falling employment.  (AP Photo/Michael Conroy, File)

    ROSEMONT, Ill. -- Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has enjoyed endorsements from influential conservatives who want to see him on the ballot with Mitt Romney in November, but he won't divulge if he's being considered. After a speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Chicago Friday, Jindal declined to answer …

  • In this Friday, June 8, 2012 photo, a flag flies near a rocket launch pad at the Jiuquan launch center in Jiuquan, China's northwest Gansu province. China will launch three astronauts this month to dock with an orbiting experimental module, and the crew might include its first female space traveler, a government news agency said Saturday. (AP Photo) CHINA OUT
    Report: China plans manned space launch this month AP - 4 hrs ago

    China will launch three astronauts this month to dock with an orbiting experimental module, and the crew might include its first female space traveler, a government news agency said Saturday. More »Report: China plans manned space launch this month

    In this Friday, June 8, 2012 photo, a flag flies near a rocket launch pad at the Jiuquan launch center in Jiuquan, China's northwest Gansu province. China will launch three astronauts this month to dock with an orbiting experimental module, and the crew might include its first female space traveler, a government news agency said Saturday. (AP Photo) CHINA OUT

    China will launch three astronauts this month to dock with an orbiting experimental module, and the crew might include its first female space traveler, a government news agency said Saturday.

  • Warren Buffett, chairman and CEO, Berkshire Hathaway, Inc., speaks during the Economic Club of Washington's 25th anniversary celebration dinner in Washington, Tuesday, June 5, 2012. (AP Photo/Cliff Owen)
    Cost to lunch with Buffett: $3.5 million AP - 3 hrs ago

    The cost to dine with investor Warren Buffett has apparently spiked in value, with one deep-pocketed bidder forking over nearly $3.5 million during a charity auction. More »Cost to lunch with Buffett: $3.5 million

    Warren Buffett, chairman and CEO, Berkshire Hathaway, Inc., speaks during the Economic Club of Washington's 25th anniversary celebration dinner in Washington, Tuesday, June 5, 2012. (AP Photo/Cliff Owen)

    The cost to dine with investor Warren Buffett has apparently spiked in value, with one deep-pocketed bidder forking over nearly $3.5 million during a charity auction.

  • Lindsay Lohan's crashed Porsche lies on a flatbed tow truck, after it collided with a truck on Pacific Coast Highway in Santa Monica, Calif., Friday, June 8, 2012. Santa Monica police say the accident occurred around 11:45 a.m. and an investigation is ongoing. Lindsay Lohan's spokesman says the actress is fine after being released from an area hospital. (AP Photo)
    Lindsay Lohan OK after wreck on coastal highway AP - 7 hrs ago

    Lindsay Lohan emerged uninjured from a collision with a dump truck on a coastal highway near Los Angeles on Friday, returning to the set of her new movie hours after the accident left the sports car she was driving crump … More »Lindsay Lohan OK after wreck on coastal highway

    Lindsay Lohan's crashed Porsche lies on a flatbed tow truck, after it collided with a truck on Pacific Coast Highway in Santa Monica, Calif., Friday, June 8, 2012. Santa Monica police say the accident occurred around 11:45 a.m. and an investigation is ongoing. Lindsay Lohan's spokesman says the actress is fine after being released from an area hospital. (AP Photo)

    Lindsay Lohan emerged uninjured from a collision with a dump truck on a coastal highway near Los Angeles on Friday, returning to the set of her new movie hours after the accident left the sports car she was driving crumpled.

  • Seattle Mariners catcher Jesus Montero, center, celebrates with teammates, including closer Tom Wilhelmsen, left, after the final out against the Los Angeles Dodgers in a baseball game Friday, June 8, 2012, in Seattle. The Mariners won 1-0 in a six-pitcher combined no-hitter. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)

    Mariners catcher Jesus Montero ran around with his arms in the air looking for someone to join in the party.

  • Salvation Army distribtion facility production manager Jon Bierd shows banned flashlights on the receiving docks of the Salvation Army distribution facility Friday, June 8, 2012 in Phoenix.  Three flashlight bombs have detonated in the metro Phoenix area since May with one detonating at the Salvation Army distribution facility in Phoenix. f(AP Photo/Matt York)

    Flick the switch on these flashlights and they don't light up. They blow up.

  • NEW YORK (Reuters) - Standard & Poor's said on Friday it expects U.S. lawmakers to set aside their differences to prevent a combination of tax hikes and spending cuts from hurting the economy in early 2013. The rating agency affirmed the AA-plus rating of the world's biggest economy but cautioned that its outlook remains …

  • In this photo provided by the Miss Universe Organization, Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin competes during the 2012 Miss USA Presentation Show on Wednesday, May 30, 2012 in Las Vegas. Monnin resigned her crown claiming the contest is rigged, but according to organizers the beauty queen was upset over the decision to allow transgender contestants to enter. A posting on Monnin’s Facebook page claims another contestant learned the names of the top 5 finishers on Sunday morning, hours before the show was broadcast.  (AP Photo/Miss Universe Organization, Darren Decker)

    The Miss Universe Organization says a former contestant should be made to pay for her "defamatory" claims that this year's Miss USA pageant was a sham.

  • Deputy Defence Minister Paul Koffi Koffi said the attackers crossed over from neighbouring Liberia

    Seven UN peacekeepers from Niger were killed in an ambush in western Ivory Coast, in the deadliest attack on the force since its deployment in 2004, a UN spokesman said.

  • Larry Richardson of Mulvane, Kan., was on a bus headed for a tour of duty in Vietnam when he spotted San Francisco’s famed Golden Gate Bridge. That was 1968, but the sight made a lasting impression, so much so that the 62-year-old decided to build...

  • President Obama Hosts Super Bowl Champions The New York Giants

    If President Barack Obama plans to run against Congress this year, he might be able to enlist Giants head coach Tom Coughlin, who poked fun at squabbling lawmakers as his Super Bowl champion team visited the White House on Friday. Coughlin paid homage to his players, saying they set aside "pettiness" and came together as …

  • Graphic shows AP-NORC Center Poll results on energy priorities

    When it comes to saving energy, people in the United States know that driving a fuel-efficient car accomplishes more than turning off the lights at home.

  • FILE - In this Feb. 11, 2012 file photo, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the GOP candidate for vice-president in 2008, speaks in Washington. Days into his new role as presumptive Republican presidential nominee, Mitt Romney has initiated a months-long search for a running mate, an effort to be guided as much by his methodical corporate-based approach as the shadows of Sarah Palin.  (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

    Two Pennsylvania men convicted of harassing Sarah Palin's Alaska lawyers were sentenced Friday to time served and five years' probation, with the proceedings briefly halted after a short outburst in court by one of the defendants.

  • A Connecticut man accused of robbing an 81-year-old woman outside a casino at knifepoint says he was sleepwalking and has no memory of the alleged incident. An attorney for Winston A. Riley says he will enter a "medical defense" for his client, the Norwich Bulletin reports. 27-year-old Riley was arrested back on the morning …

  • A highway truck accident never sounded so delicious. A semitrailer hauling Hungry Jack pancake syrup collided with a highway median at the Buttermilk Pike overpass in northern Kentucky, causing the truckload of syrup to spill all over the highway. "Every lane of southbound I-75 was covered in pancake syrup," Fort Mitchell …

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Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

  • All Blacks player Aaron Smith (left) gets past the tackle of Brian O'Driscoll
    All Blacks thrash Ireland with Savea hat-trick AFP - 1 hr 38 mins ago

    Powerful young winger Julian Savea -- often compared with rugby great Jonah Lomu -- scored three blockbusting tries as the All Blacks destroyed Ireland with a 42-10 victory at Eden Park on Saturday. More »All Blacks thrash Ireland with Savea hat-trick

    All Blacks player Aaron Smith (left) gets past the tackle of Brian O'Driscoll

    Powerful young winger Julian Savea -- often compared with rugby great Jonah Lomu -- scored three blockbusting tries as the All Blacks destroyed Ireland with a 42-10 victory at Eden Park on Saturday.

  • The Germans are seeking to rubber stamp the impression they are the most likely side to dethrone the Spaniards
    Germans, Dutch to open their Euro 2012 account AFP - 2 hrs 22 mins ago

    Perennial contenders Germany on Saturday take on Portugal while the much-fancied Netherlands face Denmark, as the first matches in Euro 2012 are played in competition co-hosts Ukraine. More »Germans, Dutch to open their Euro 2012 account

    The Germans are seeking to rubber stamp the impression they are the most likely side to dethrone the Spaniards

    Perennial contenders Germany on Saturday take on Portugal while the much-fancied Netherlands face Denmark, as the first matches in Euro 2012 are played in competition co-hosts Ukraine.

  • Russia's Dzagoev scores his second goal past Czech Republic's goalkeeper Cech as Czech Republic's Hubnik looks on during their Group A Euro 2012 soccer match at the City Stadium in Wroclaw
    Russia rout Czechs, Poles held by Greece Reuters - 2 hrs 30 mins ago

    KIEV (Reuters) - Euro 2012 got off to an incident-packed start on Friday with Group A favourites Russia thrashing the Czech Republic 4-1 while Greece spoiled the party for co-hosts Poland in a drawn opening … More »Russia rout Czechs, Poles held by Greece

    Russia's Dzagoev scores his second goal past Czech Republic's goalkeeper Cech as Czech Republic's Hubnik looks on during their Group A Euro 2012 soccer match at the City Stadium in Wroclaw

    KIEV (Reuters) - Euro 2012 got off to an incident-packed start on Friday with Group A favourites Russia thrashing the Czech Republic 4-1 while Greece spoiled the party for co-hosts Poland in a drawn opening match as both teams finished with 10 men. Russia captain Andrei Arshavin turned in an inspired performance as his …

  • Greece's Katsouranis and Papadopoulos challenge Poland's Blaszczykowski during Euro 2012 soccer match in Warsaw
    Greece defender Avraam Papadopoulos out of Euro 2012 Reuters - 2 hrs 37 mins ago

    WARSAW (Reuters) - Greece central defender Avraam Papadopoulos will miss the rest of Euro 2012 after suffering a knee injury in their 1-1 draw in the tournament's opening game against co-hosts Poland on … More »Greece defender Avraam Papadopoulos out of Euro 2012

    Greece's Katsouranis and Papadopoulos challenge Poland's Blaszczykowski during Euro 2012 soccer match in Warsaw

    WARSAW (Reuters) - Greece central defender Avraam Papadopoulos will miss the rest of Euro 2012 after suffering a knee injury in their 1-1 draw in the tournament's opening game against co-hosts Poland on Friday.

  • McLaren Formula One driver Button sits in his car during the first practice session of the Canadian F1 Grand Prix at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve in Montreal
    Button struggles to get in gear Reuters - 2 hrs 37 mins ago

    MONTREAL (Reuters) - Gearbox troubles left Jenson Button kicking his heels for much of Canadian Grand Prix practice on Friday while McLaren team mate Lewis Hamilton went fastest in both sessions. The contrast … More »Button struggles to get in gear

    McLaren Formula One driver Button sits in his car during the first practice session of the Canadian F1 Grand Prix at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve in Montreal

    MONTREAL (Reuters) - Gearbox troubles left Jenson Button kicking his heels for much of Canadian Grand Prix practice on Friday while McLaren team mate Lewis Hamilton went fastest in both sessions. The contrast between the two Formula One champions was extreme but Button and the team remained optimistic after a difficult …

  • Rory Mcllroy of Northern Ireland watches his tee shot on the second hole during the final round of the Wells Fargo Championship PGA golf tournament in Charlotte
    In form and in charge, McIlroy takes Memphis lead Reuters - 2 hrs 39 mins ago

    (Reuters) - Rory McIlroy birdied three of his last four holes to surge into a one-stroke lead at the halfway mark of the St Jude Classic at TPC Southwind in Memphis, Tennessee on Friday. The Northern Irishman, … More »In form and in charge, McIlroy takes Memphis lead

    Rory Mcllroy of Northern Ireland watches his tee shot on the second hole during the final round of the Wells Fargo Championship PGA golf tournament in Charlotte

    (Reuters) - Rory McIlroy birdied three of his last four holes to surge into a one-stroke lead at the halfway mark of the St Jude Classic at TPC Southwind in Memphis, Tennessee on Friday. The Northern Irishman, who had missed the cut in his last three tournaments, appears to be getting his game back on track just in time …

  • Czech Republic's Plasil shoots a free kick towards Russia's defensive barrier during their Group A Euro 2012 soccer match at the City Stadium in Wroclaw
    Russia stay grounded after flying start Reuters - 2 hrs 51 mins ago

    WROCLAW (Reuters) - Russia will not get carried away after their 4-1 demolition of the Czech Republic with perfectionist coach Dick Advocaat managing to pick holes in a near flawless performance. Co-hosts … More »Russia stay grounded after flying start

    Czech Republic's Plasil shoots a free kick towards Russia's defensive barrier during their Group A Euro 2012 soccer match at the City Stadium in Wroclaw

    WROCLAW (Reuters) - Russia will not get carried away after their 4-1 demolition of the Czech Republic with perfectionist coach Dick Advocaat managing to pick holes in a near flawless performance. Co-hosts Poland await on Tuesday in their second Group A match and with Germany, Netherlands or Portugal probably lined up in …

  • Gullit said players who are targeted for racist abuse should be allowed to make a stand
    Gullit hits out at UEFA stance on racism AFP - 3 hrs ago

    Former Holland captain Ruud Gullit has hit out at UEFA's diktat that victims of racist abuse who leave the pitch without permission from the referee will be yellow carded. More »Gullit hits out at UEFA stance on racism

    Gullit said players who are targeted for racist abuse should be allowed to make a stand

    Former Holland captain Ruud Gullit has hit out at UEFA's diktat that victims of racist abuse who leave the pitch without permission from the referee will be yellow carded.

  • Manchester United's Ferdinand holds a ball during a charity match against against the All Star Thai Team at SCG Stadium in Nonthaburi province
    Ferdinand fears England career is over Reuters - 3 hrs ago

    LONDON (Reuters) - Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand has said he fears his England career is over after being overlooked for Euro 2012 by manager Roy Hodgson. "You would have to say it might be … More »Ferdinand fears England career is over

    Manchester United's Ferdinand holds a ball during a charity match against against the All Star Thai Team at SCG Stadium in Nonthaburi province

    LONDON (Reuters) - Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand has said he fears his England career is over after being overlooked for Euro 2012 by manager Roy Hodgson. "You would have to say it might be over with England for me," the 33-year-old told the Sun newspaper on Saturday. "If I'm not getting picked now, especially …

  • All Blacks player Aaron Smith (left) gets past the tackle of Brian O'Driscoll
    All Blacks beat Ireland 42-10 AFP - 3 hrs ago

    The All Blacks beat Ireland 42-10 in a rugby Test at Eden Park in Auckland on Saturday. More »All Blacks beat Ireland 42-10

    All Blacks player Aaron Smith (left) gets past the tackle of Brian O'Driscoll

    The All Blacks beat Ireland 42-10 in a rugby Test at Eden Park in Auckland on Saturday.

  • Germany national soccer team coach Loew watches his team during a training session for the Euro 2012 at a new stadium in Lviv
    Dutch and Germans look for flying start Reuters - 3 hrs ago

    WARSAW (Reuters) - The pressure will be on big guns Netherlands and Germany to follow the eventful opening matches of Euro 2012 when the tournament action switches from Poland to co-hosts Ukraine on Saturday. … More »Dutch and Germans look for flying start

    Germany national soccer team coach Loew watches his team during a training session for the Euro 2012 at a new stadium in Lviv

    WARSAW (Reuters) - The pressure will be on big guns Netherlands and Germany to follow the eventful opening matches of Euro 2012 when the tournament action switches from Poland to co-hosts Ukraine on Saturday. Netherlands, in the headlines for the wrong reasons on Friday after their players heard monkey chants at their training …

  • Three men are reported to have been detained in connecton with the murder
    Spanish fan found murdered in Ukraine AFP - 3 hrs ago

    A Spanish football fan was found murdered nearly a month after going missing in the small town of Makeyevka in the Donetsk region, local media reported on Saturday. More »Spanish fan found murdered in Ukraine

    Three men are reported to have been detained in connecton with the murder

    A Spanish football fan was found murdered nearly a month after going missing in the small town of Makeyevka in the Donetsk region, local media reported on Saturday.

  • Defoe is regarded as England's reserve striker and unlikely to start their opening match against France
    Grieving Defoe returns to England camp AFP - 3 hrs ago

    England striker Jermain Defoe returned to the England Euro 2012 squad on Saturday from London where he had flown on Thursday following his 47-year-old father's death from throat cancer. More »Grieving Defoe returns to England camp

    Defoe is regarded as England's reserve striker and unlikely to start their opening match against France

    England striker Jermain Defoe returned to the England Euro 2012 squad on Saturday from London where he had flown on Thursday following his 47-year-old father's death from throat cancer.

  • The Olympiakos star had to go off in the first-half of the opening match against Poland
    Greece's Papadopoulos to miss rest of Euro AFP - 4 hrs ago

    Greece suffered a blow on Saturday as it was announced central defender Avraam Papadopoulos was out of the remainder of Euro 2012 with a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee. More »Greece's Papadopoulos to miss rest of Euro

    The Olympiakos star had to go off in the first-half of the opening match against Poland

    Greece suffered a blow on Saturday as it was announced central defender Avraam Papadopoulos was out of the remainder of Euro 2012 with a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee.

  • Seattle Mariners catcher Jesus Montero, center, celebrates with teammates, including closer Tom Wilhelmsen, left, after the final out against the Los Angeles Dodgers in a baseball game Friday, June 8, 2012, in Seattle. The Mariners won 1-0 in a six-pitcher combined no-hitter. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)
    Mariners 6-pack of pitchers no-hits Dodgers AP - 4 hrs ago

    Mariners shortstop Brendan Ryan popped his head into the clubhouse interview room and insisted his normally stoic manager enjoyed the history that just took place. More »Mariners 6-pack of pitchers no-hits Dodgers

    Seattle Mariners catcher Jesus Montero, center, celebrates with teammates, including closer Tom Wilhelmsen, left, after the final out against the Los Angeles Dodgers in a baseball game Friday, June 8, 2012, in Seattle. The Mariners won 1-0 in a six-pitcher combined no-hitter. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)

    Mariners shortstop Brendan Ryan popped his head into the clubhouse interview room and insisted his normally stoic manager enjoyed the history that just took place.

  • FILE - In this July 6, 2011 file photo, former Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemens, left, with his wife Debbie Clemens arrive at federal court in Washington. Debbie Clemens testified Friday that her husband was not present when she received a shot of human growth hormone from Roger Clemens' strength coach _ testimony that contradicts the star pitcher's chief accuser in the perjury trial. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon, File)
    Clemens perjury trial slogs toward finish line AP - 4 hrs ago

    U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton said he hopes to get the Roger Clemens perjury trial to the jury by Tuesday, although that could prove overly optimistic given the pace of the trial so far. More »Clemens perjury trial slogs toward finish line

    FILE - In this July 6, 2011 file photo, former Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemens, left, with his wife Debbie Clemens arrive at federal court in Washington. Debbie Clemens testified Friday that her husband was not present when she received a shot of human growth hormone from Roger Clemens' strength coach _ testimony that contradicts the star pitcher's chief accuser in the perjury trial. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon, File)

    U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton said he hopes to get the Roger Clemens perjury trial to the jury by Tuesday, although that could prove overly optimistic given the pace of the trial so far.

  • Petr Cech said the defeat was hurting but not a mortal blow to their hopes of progressing to the quarter-finals
    Cech takes heart out of Russian defeat AFP - 4 hrs ago

    Czech Republic goalkeeper Petr Cech tried to take the positives out of the 4-1 hammering his side received at the hands of Russia in their Euro 2012 opener by saying he took heart from what happened at … More »Cech takes heart out of Russian defeat

    Petr Cech said the defeat was hurting but not a mortal blow to their hopes of progressing to the quarter-finals

    Czech Republic goalkeeper Petr Cech tried to take the positives out of the 4-1 hammering his side received at the hands of Russia in their Euro 2012 opener by saying he took heart from what happened at the 2006 World Cup.

  • Rio Ferdinand has been unapologetic about his angry reaction to being overlooked for the squad
    Ferdinand resigned to end of England career AFP - 5 hrs ago

    Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand admits he is resigned to the fact that his international career is over following his controversial omission from England's Euro 2012 squad. More »Ferdinand resigned to end of England career

    Rio Ferdinand has been unapologetic about his angry reaction to being overlooked for the squad

    Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand admits he is resigned to the fact that his international career is over following his controversial omission from England's Euro 2012 squad.

  • I'll Have Another walks in the barn after a morning workout at Belmont Park, Friday, June 8, 2012 in Elmont, N.Y. The Triple Crown hopeful runs Saturday in the Belmont Stakes. (AP Photo/Mark Lennihan)
    I'll Have Another retired before Triple Crown try AP - 5 hrs ago

    Things began unraveling for Triple Crown hopeful I'll Have Another a day after the colt's thrilling win in the Preakness three weeks ago. More »I'll Have Another retired before Triple Crown try

    I'll Have Another walks in the barn after a morning workout at Belmont Park, Friday, June 8, 2012 in Elmont, N.Y. The Triple Crown hopeful runs Saturday in the Belmont Stakes. (AP Photo/Mark Lennihan)

    Things began unraveling for Triple Crown hopeful I'll Have Another a day after the colt's thrilling win in the Preakness three weeks ago.

  • Rory McIlroy, of Northern Ireland, watches his drive on the 18th hole during the second round of the St. Jude Classic golf tournament on Friday, June 8, 2012, in Memphis, Tenn. McIlroy finished with a two-round score of 7-under-par 133. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)
    McIlroy shoots 5-under 65 to take lead in Memphis AP - 5 hrs ago

    Rory McIlroy is getting exactly what he wanted out of his trip to Tennessee with the chance to play on the weekend. Now the man from Northern Ireland has his sights set on trying to finish off the St. … More »McIlroy shoots 5-under 65 to take lead in Memphis

    Rory McIlroy, of Northern Ireland, watches his drive on the 18th hole during the second round of the St. Jude Classic golf tournament on Friday, June 8, 2012, in Memphis, Tenn. McIlroy finished with a two-round score of 7-under-par 133. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)

    Rory McIlroy is getting exactly what he wanted out of his trip to Tennessee with the chance to play on the weekend. Now the man from Northern Ireland has his sights set on trying to finish off the St. Jude Classic with a win.

  • Rafael Nadal of Spain celebrates winning his semi final match against compatriot David Ferrer at the French Open tennis tournament in Roland Garros stadium in Paris, Friday June 8, 2012. Nadal won in three sets 6-2, 6-2, 6-1. (AP Photo/Michel Euler)
    Djokovic, Nadal set up historic French Open final AP - 5 hrs ago

    Rafael Nadal has played 52 matches at Roland Garros and walked off the court a winner all but once. More »Djokovic, Nadal set up historic French Open final

    Rafael Nadal of Spain celebrates winning his semi final match against compatriot David Ferrer at the French Open tennis tournament in Roland Garros stadium in Paris, Friday June 8, 2012. Nadal won in three sets 6-2, 6-2, 6-1. (AP Photo/Michel Euler)

    Rafael Nadal has played 52 matches at Roland Garros and walked off the court a winner all but once.

  • The United States beat Antigua and Barbuda 3-1 in CONCACAF qualifying for the 2014 World Cup
    US, Mexico notch World Cup qualifying wins AFP - 5 hrs ago

    Carlos Bocanegra and Clint Dempsey scored first-half goals as the United States beat Antigua and Barbuda 3-1 in CONCACAF qualifying for the 2014 World Cup. More »US, Mexico notch World Cup qualifying wins

    The United States beat Antigua and Barbuda 3-1 in CONCACAF qualifying for the 2014 World Cup

    Carlos Bocanegra and Clint Dempsey scored first-half goals as the United States beat Antigua and Barbuda 3-1 in CONCACAF qualifying for the 2014 World Cup.

  • Seattle Mariners catcher Jesus Montero, center, celebrates with teammates, including closer Tom Wilhelmsen, left, after the final out against the Los Angeles Dodgers in a baseball game Friday, June 8, 2012, in Seattle. The Mariners won 1-0 in a six-pitcher combined no-hitter. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)
    Mariners 6-pack combines for no-hitter vs. Dodgers AP - 5 hrs ago

    Mariners catcher Jesus Montero ran around with his arms in the air looking for someone to join in the party. More »Mariners 6-pack combines for no-hitter vs. Dodgers

    Seattle Mariners catcher Jesus Montero, center, celebrates with teammates, including closer Tom Wilhelmsen, left, after the final out against the Los Angeles Dodgers in a baseball game Friday, June 8, 2012, in Seattle. The Mariners won 1-0 in a six-pitcher combined no-hitter. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)

    Mariners catcher Jesus Montero ran around with his arms in the air looking for someone to join in the party.

  • Six Seattle pitchers combined on a no-hitter as the Mariners held on for a 1-0 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers
    Six Mariner pitchers combine on no-hitter AFP - 6 hrs ago

    Six Seattle pitchers combined on a no-hitter as the Mariners held on for a 1-0 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers in the opener of a three-game series at Safeco Field. More »Six Mariner pitchers combine on no-hitter

    Six Seattle pitchers combined on a no-hitter as the Mariners held on for a 1-0 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers

    Six Seattle pitchers combined on a no-hitter as the Mariners held on for a 1-0 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers in the opener of a three-game series at Safeco Field.

  • Reigning US Open champ Rory McIlroy birdied three of his last four holes to equal his lowest PGA Tour round of the year
    McIlroy shoots 65 to lead St. Jude AFP - 6 hrs ago

    Reigning US Open champ Rory McIlroy fired a five-under 65 to seize a one-stroke lead at the $5.6 million St. Jude Classic, snapping a string of three consecutive missed cuts. More »McIlroy shoots 65 to lead St. Jude

    Reigning US Open champ Rory McIlroy birdied three of his last four holes to equal his lowest PGA Tour round of the year

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  • President Barack Obama talks about the economy, Friday, June 8, 2012, in the briefing room of the White House in Washington.   (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)
    Activists jab Obama and Romney on economy AP - 5 hrs ago

    Separated at rival conferences by 1,000 miles and a world of political ideology, liberal and conservative activists are finding themselves united by a deep disappointment … More »Activists jab Obama and Romney on economy

    President Barack Obama talks about the economy, Friday, June 8, 2012, in the briefing room of the White House in Washington.   (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

    Separated at rival conferences by 1,000 miles and a world of political ideology, liberal and conservative activists are finding themselves united by a deep disappointment with the nation's economy.

  • Spain's Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy, adjust his glasses before a meeting with Netherlands' Prime Minister Mark Rutte at the Moncloa Palace, in Madrid, Thursday, June 7, 2012. Spain's Prime Minister appeared Thursday to have abandoned his insistence that the country's troubled banking sector will not need an external bailout, as for the first time he avoided ruling out such an option.(AP Photo/Daniel Ochoa de Olza)
    Euro fin mins to discuss potential Spain rescue AP - 2 hrs 6 mins ago

    Finance ministers from the 17 countries that use the euro will discuss a potential rescue for Spain on Saturday, a eurozone official said, as pressure grows on Madrid … More »Euro fin mins to discuss potential Spain rescue

    Spain's Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy, adjust his glasses before a meeting with Netherlands' Prime Minister Mark Rutte at the Moncloa Palace, in Madrid, Thursday, June 7, 2012. Spain's Prime Minister appeared Thursday to have abandoned his insistence that the country's troubled banking sector will not need an external bailout, as for the first time he avoided ruling out such an option.(AP Photo/Daniel Ochoa de Olza)

    Finance ministers from the 17 countries that use the euro will discuss a potential rescue for Spain on Saturday, a eurozone official said, as pressure grows on Madrid to sort out its troubled banks even if it means seeking a European bailout.

  • President Barack Obama talks about the economy, Friday, June 8, 2012, in the briefing room of the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
    Obama pushes Congress to help states hire teachers AP - 2 hrs 22 mins ago

    President Barack Obama wants Congress to help states rehire teachers and act on a key part of last year's jobs bill. He says the last thing the U.S. needs is to have … More »Obama pushes Congress to help states hire teachers

    President Barack Obama talks about the economy, Friday, June 8, 2012, in the briefing room of the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

    President Barack Obama wants Congress to help states rehire teachers and act on a key part of last year's jobs bill. He says the last thing the U.S. needs is to have fewer teachers in our schools.

  • A clerk counts Chinese banknotes at a bank in Huaibei, in central China's Anhui province, Friday June 8, 2012. China cut state-set gasoline and diesel prices for the second time in a month on Friday amid mounting government efforts to reverse a sharp slowdown in the world's second-largest economy. The reduction in fuel prices followed an interest rate cut on Thursday, which was the first in almost four years, and a small but significant step toward letting the market set rates paid on bank deposits. (AP Photo)  CHINA OUT
    China's inflation eases, giving room for stimulus AP - 5 hrs ago

    China's inflation fell further in May, giving Beijing more room to fight a deepening economic slump following this week's interest rate cut. More »China's inflation eases, giving room for stimulus

    A clerk counts Chinese banknotes at a bank in Huaibei, in central China's Anhui province, Friday June 8, 2012. China cut state-set gasoline and diesel prices for the second time in a month on Friday amid mounting government efforts to reverse a sharp slowdown in the world's second-largest economy. The reduction in fuel prices followed an interest rate cut on Thursday, which was the first in almost four years, and a small but significant step toward letting the market set rates paid on bank deposits. (AP Photo)  CHINA OUT

    China's inflation fell further in May, giving Beijing more room to fight a deepening economic slump following this week's interest rate cut.

  • Former Goldman Sachs Group Inc board member Rajat Gupta leaves Manhattan Federal Court in New York
    Ex-Goldman director Gupta likely to testify at own trial Reuters - 13 hrs ago

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Former Goldman Sachs Group Inc board member Rajat Gupta will likely testify in his own defense at the insider trading trial in which he is accused … More »Ex-Goldman director Gupta likely to testify at own trial

    Former Goldman Sachs Group Inc board member Rajat Gupta leaves Manhattan Federal Court in New York

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Former Goldman Sachs Group Inc board member Rajat Gupta will likely testify in his own defense at the insider trading trial in which he is accused of illegally leaking corporate secrets to now-imprisoned hedge fund manager Raj Rajaratnam. The likelihood of Gupta giving his version of events was revealed …

  • Netherlands' PM Rutte shakes hands with Spanish PM Rajoy during a joint news conference at Madrid's Moncloa Palace
    Exclusive: Spain poised to request EU bank aid Saturday Reuters - 18 hrs ago

    MADRID/BERLIN (Reuters) - Spain is expected to ask the euro zone for help with recapitalizing its banks this weekend, sources in Brussels and Berlin said on Friday, becoming … More »Exclusive: Spain poised to request EU bank aid Saturday

    Netherlands' PM Rutte shakes hands with Spanish PM Rajoy during a joint news conference at Madrid's Moncloa Palace

    MADRID/BERLIN (Reuters) - Spain is expected to ask the euro zone for help with recapitalizing its banks this weekend, sources in Brussels and Berlin said on Friday, becoming the fourth country to seek assistance since Europe's debt crisis began. Five senior EU and German officials said deputy finance ministers from the …

  • US wants 9/11 health program to include 50 cancers AP - 11 hrs ago

    People who were stricken with cancer after being exposed to the toxic ash that exploded over Manhattan when the World Trade Center collapsed would qualify for free treatment … More »US wants 9/11 health program to include 50 cancers

    People who were stricken with cancer after being exposed to the toxic ash that exploded over Manhattan when the World Trade Center collapsed would qualify for free treatment of the disease and potentially hefty compensation payments under a rule proposed Friday by federal health officials.

  • Reports: UBS may have $350M Facebook trade losses AP - 11 hrs ago

    Swiss bank UBS AG may have lost as much as $350 million due to technical glitches on the Nasdaq stock exchange the day Facebook went public, according to reports published … More »Reports: UBS may have $350M Facebook trade losses

    Swiss bank UBS AG may have lost as much as $350 million due to technical glitches on the Nasdaq stock exchange the day Facebook went public, according to reports published Friday.

  • S&P affirms reduced rating of long-term US debt AP - 13 hrs ago

    The rating agency that downgraded the U.S. government's long-term credit rating last year has reiterated its assessment and its negative outlook. It says U.S. political … More »S&P affirms reduced rating of long-term US debt

    The rating agency that downgraded the U.S. government's long-term credit rating last year has reiterated its assessment and its negative outlook. It says U.S. political leaders aren't addressing the federal debt burden.

  • IMF head: Europe must fix banks, become more unified Reuters - 1 hr 39 mins ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Restoring the health of European banks is critical to strengthening a global economy that is struggling to regain its footing and is at risk of … More »IMF head: Europe must fix banks, become more unified

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Restoring the health of European banks is critical to strengthening a global economy that is struggling to regain its footing and is at risk of losing ground, the head of the International Monetary Fund said on Friday. Christine Lagarde, managing director of the IMF, said it is urgent that European …

  • To match Special Report CHESAPEAKE-MCCLENDON/LOANS
    Chesapeake to sell pipeline assets for more than $4 billion Reuters - 22 hrs ago

    (Reuters) - Chesapeake Energy Corp plans to sell its pipeline and related assets to Global Infrastructure Partners for more than $4 billion, as the company scrambles … More »Chesapeake to sell pipeline assets for more than $4 billion

    To match Special Report CHESAPEAKE-MCCLENDON/LOANS

    (Reuters) - Chesapeake Energy Corp plans to sell its pipeline and related assets to Global Infrastructure Partners for more than $4 billion, as the company scrambles to plug an estimated $10 billion funding shortfall and prepares to face what promises to be a fiery annual shareholder meeting later on Friday. The second-largest …

  • FDIC closes 4 banks in 4 states AP - 13 hrs ago

    Federal regulators have seized 4 banks, one each in Illinois, North Carolina, South Carolina and Oklahoma, bringing to 28 the number of U.S. banks that have failed so … More »FDIC closes 4 banks in 4 states

    Federal regulators have seized 4 banks, one each in Illinois, North Carolina, South Carolina and Oklahoma, bringing to 28 the number of U.S. banks that have failed so far this year.

  • A truck transports a container into a port of Miami
    Trade deficit narrows as global demand slows Reuters - 19 hrs ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The trade deficit narrowed in April as slower growth in Europe and China bit into exports and the soft economy clipped import demand, a government … More »Trade deficit narrows as global demand slows

    A truck transports a container into a port of Miami

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The trade deficit narrowed in April as slower growth in Europe and China bit into exports and the soft economy clipped import demand, a government report showed on Friday. The trade gap shrank 4.9 percent to $50.1 billion, with exports falling 0.8 percent from last month's record level to $182.9 billion, …

  • Floor governor Patrick King announces the start of trading of Healthcare Trust of America, Inc. on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange
    Wall Street ends best week of year as aid for Spain's banks seen near Reuters - 13 hrs ago

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Spain blinked. And Wall Street jumped. The U.S. stock market ended Friday's session with its best weekly gains of the year in a rally late in the … More »Wall Street ends best week of year as aid for Spain's banks seen near

    Floor governor Patrick King announces the start of trading of Healthcare Trust of America, Inc. on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Spain blinked. And Wall Street jumped. The U.S. stock market ended Friday's session with its best weekly gains of the year in a rally late in the day after sources told Reuters that Spain was expected to ask the euro zone on Saturday for money to bail out its troubled banks. If the scenario unfolds …

  • To match story MORTGAGES-CONDEMNATION/HOUSING
    Exclusive: Investors tout controversial "condemnation" for housing fix Reuters - 15 hrs ago

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Here's a controversial but intriguing approach to the U.S. housing crisis: keep cash-strapped residents in their homes by condemning their mortgages. … More »Exclusive: Investors tout controversial "condemnation" for housing fix

    To match story MORTGAGES-CONDEMNATION/HOUSING

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Here's a controversial but intriguing approach to the U.S. housing crisis: keep cash-strapped residents in their homes by condemning their mortgages. A mortgage firm backed by a number of prominent West Coast financiers is pushing local politicians in California and a handful of other states hardest …

  • IMF: Spanish banks need nearly $50 billion AP - 9 hrs ago

    The International Monetary Fund is estimating that Spanish banks need at least a euro40 billion ($49.87 billion) capital injection following a stress test it performed … More »IMF: Spanish banks need nearly $50 billion

    The International Monetary Fund is estimating that Spanish banks need at least a euro40 billion ($49.87 billion) capital injection following a stress test it performed on the country's financial sector.

  • Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda reacts during a televised news conference at the Prime Minister's official residence in Tokyo Friday, June 8, 2012. Noda appealed to the nation to accept that two nuclear reactors that remained shuttered after the Fukushima disaster must be restarted to protect the economy and people's livelihoods. (AP Photo/Itsuo Inouye)
    Japan PM says 2 nuke reactors must be restarted AP - 23 hrs ago

    Japan's leader appealed to the nation Friday to accept that two nuclear reactors that remained shuttered after the Fukushima disaster must be restarted to protect the … More »Japan PM says 2 nuke reactors must be restarted

    Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda reacts during a televised news conference at the Prime Minister's official residence in Tokyo Friday, June 8, 2012. Noda appealed to the nation to accept that two nuclear reactors that remained shuttered after the Fukushima disaster must be restarted to protect the economy and people's livelihoods. (AP Photo/Itsuo Inouye)

    Japan's leader appealed to the nation Friday to accept that two nuclear reactors that remained shuttered after the Fukushima disaster must be restarted to protect the economy and people's livelihoods.

  • China's May inflation falls further AP - 10 hrs ago

    China's inflation rate fell further in May, giving the government more leeway for stimulus to reverse a deepening economic slump. More »China's May inflation falls further

    China's inflation rate fell further in May, giving the government more leeway for stimulus to reverse a deepening economic slump.

  • Spain's Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy, adjust his glasses before a meeting with Netherlands' Prime Minister Mark Rutte at the Moncloa Palace, in Madrid, Thursday, June 7, 2012. Spain's Prime Minister appeared Thursday to have abandoned his insistence that the country's troubled banking sector will not need an external bailout, as for the first time he avoided ruling out such an option.(AP Photo/Daniel Ochoa de Olza)
    Spain: Bank bailout decision could come soon AP - 9 hrs ago

    Spain could decide within days or weeks to ask for a bailout for its troubled banking sector, a step that would make it the fourth country in the 17-member eurozone … More »Spain: Bank bailout decision could come soon

    Spain's Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy, adjust his glasses before a meeting with Netherlands' Prime Minister Mark Rutte at the Moncloa Palace, in Madrid, Thursday, June 7, 2012. Spain's Prime Minister appeared Thursday to have abandoned his insistence that the country's troubled banking sector will not need an external bailout, as for the first time he avoided ruling out such an option.(AP Photo/Daniel Ochoa de Olza)

    Spain could decide within days or weeks to ask for a bailout for its troubled banking sector, a step that would make it the fourth country in the 17-member eurozone to seek help since the EU debt crisis broke out.

  • A BP logo is seen on a petrol station in London
    BP hoping for $15 billion spill settlement with DoJ: Financial Times Reuters - 12 hrs ago

    (Reuters) - BP Plc is hoping to reach an agreement with U.S. authorities which would require it to pay under $15 billion to settle all criminal and civil penalties arising … More »BP hoping for $15 billion spill settlement with DoJ: Financial Times

    A BP logo is seen on a petrol station in London

    (Reuters) - BP Plc is hoping to reach an agreement with U.S. authorities which would require it to pay under $15 billion to settle all criminal and civil penalties arising from the 2010 Deepwater Horizon disaster, the Financial Times reported, citing a person familiar with the matter. The amount is less than the $20 to …

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