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US actor and comedian Tracy Morgan was in critical condition Saturday after a fatal six-vehicle accident early in the morning in New Jersey, his representative told AFP. "Tracy remains in critical condition at Robert Wood Johnson Hospital. He sustained these injuries in an accident that occurred…
PARIS (AP) — Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl has told people treating him at a U.S. military medical facility in Germany that he was tortured, beaten and held in a cage by his Taliban captors in Afghanistan after he tried to escape, a senior U.S. official said Sunday.
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AdChoicesFreeRateReport.comSponsoredLOS ANGELES (AP) — Melanie Griffith filed for divorce Friday from Antonio Banderas, her husband of 18 years.
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SAN ANTONIO (AP) — The San Antonio Spurs are on an unprecedented postseason roll that not even a boatload of turnovers in Game 1 of the NBA Finals could stop.
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is prepping new executive steps to help Americans struggling to pay off their student debt, and throwing his support behind Senate Democratic legislation with a similar goal but potentially a much more profound impact.
PHOENIX (AP) — An Arizona woman convicted of fatally beating her husband with a hammer will spend the rest of her life in prison, a judge ruled Friday as he denied her request for a chance at parole after serving 25 years.
During United Nations-sponsored climate change talks in Germany, the foreign minister of the Marshall Islands said 26 skeletons of World War II soldiers washed up after their graves were exposed by rising sea levels. Said Foreign Minister Tony de Brum: The Marshall Islands are particularly…
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The famously press shy writer and illustrator made an unannounced series of collaborations with another comic writer over three days.
PARIS (AP) — Even though her serve failed her repeatedly, Maria Sharapova is a French Open champion once again.
United Nations (United States) (AFP) - The diplomat ridding the world of Syria's chemical weapons is Sigrid Kaag, a statuesque and impeccably dressed mother of four who speaks six languages and is fearless in a war zone. For nine months she has led the international mission to destroy Damascus's…
Miguel Cotto battered Sergio Martinez for nine rounds, his technical knockout triumph giving him the World Boxing Council middleweight title to make him Puerto Rico's first four-division champion. Argentina's Martinez didn't answer the bell for the 10th round, and referee Michael Griffin officially…
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AdChoicesRateMarketplaceSponsoredARLINGTON, Texas (AP) — Country music king George Strait capped off the last tour of his career with an epic, star-studded final performance at the billion-dollar stadium where the Dallas Cowboys play, dazzling an audience of nearly 105,000 people with duet after duet with some of the biggest names…
By Manuel Mogato and Nguyen Phuong Linh MANILA/HANOI (Reuters) - Vietnamese and Philippine troops got together on a disputed island in the South China Sea on Sunday to play soccer and volleyball - as well as drink beer - in a display of unity that will not go unnoticed in Beijing. Philippine naval…
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Rio de Janeiro will not keep its promise of cleaning polluted Guanabara Bay for the 2016 Olympics, Mayor Eduardo Paes said on Saturday.
The gay rights movement has advanced with head-spinning speed in recent years. “Hate crimes” now include attacks on individuals because of their sexual orientation. “US public opinion about gays has changed drastically in recent decades on the issues of marriage equality and LGBT acceptance as a…
There are a number of ways that a student body marks the end of a school year. But instead of reflecting back on their own accomplishments, students at Anderson County High School in Lawrenceburg, Ky., decided to shine the spotlight on someone else.
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