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Dean Orchard, whose daughter, Athena, lost her battle with cancer last week, says he was shocked to find the handwritten message she had left behind.
Pvt. Eddie Slovik was the bravest soldier that one World War II veteran says he ever encountered. A witness to his execution speaks.
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SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea said Friday it has detained an American tourist for committing an unspecified crime, the third U.S. citizen being held there.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Actor Michael Jace, who is charged with killing his wife, called and told his father-in-law about the shooting and asked him to come for the couple's two young children soon after it happened, a 911 call released Thursday indicates.
By Phil Stewart WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A U.S. military investigation of Army Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl's capture by the Taliban found he had slipped away from his unit before but had always returned, raising questions about whether or not he was deserting when he disappeared in 2009, people familiar…
Phoenix woman, Dianne “DD” Barker, is an energetic 65-year-old community activist who has found herself in some hot water with a local government agency.
MAIDUGURI, Nigeria (AP) — When men wearing military fatigues and carrying weapons showed up in pickup trucks, villagers thought Nigerian soldiers had finally come to protect them from Boko Haram.
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Blake Shelton learned a valuable lesson at the CMT Music Awards: Don't bet against Blake Shelton.
An Indiana woman is under investigation after her husband's corpse was left in their home for more than nine months and fed on by birds, authorities said on Thursday. Gerald Gavan Jr., 89, whose body was found on May 3 on the living room floor of his house in Lafayette, Indiana, had been dead since…
A Seattle woman passed out and died from an apparent allergic reaction while on a rafting trip this week on the Colorado River in Arizona's Grand Canyon National Park, park officials said on Thursday. Kathy Newman, 54, died on Tuesday evening after companions called for help by satellite phone and…
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The narrative has been firmly established: Marijuana use is innocent, a pleasurable pastime with few if any harmful effects. A report titled “Adverse Health Effects of Marijuana Use” from the National Institute on Drug Abuse, part of the federal government’s National Institutes of Health,…
People across the Internet are congratulating the senior class at Santa Barbara High School today. Yes, it happens to be the last day of school, and so the Class of 2014 will prepare for graduation and life after homerooms and lunch breaks. But the Web's hat tip probably has more to do with the…
On May 30, the last day of school, 13-year-old Alexis Schwartz was about to board her bus when she was hit with dust from the gravel road as a semitrailer truck sped between her and the bus in an illegal maneuver.
The US space agency NASA has been warned that its mission to send humans to Mars will fail unless its revamps its methods and draws up a clear, well-planned strategy to conquer the red planet. The National Research Council said in a congressionally-mandated report that Washington should use…
NEW YORK (AP) — The father of a 6-year-old boy who was fatally stabbed in a knife attack in a public housing project elevator said Thursday that if he saw the suspect, he'd ask him, "What made you do this to a little baby?"
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