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NEW YORK (AP) — Reality TV star Jessa Duggar told Fox News Channel on Wednesday that she was a victim of her older brother Josh Duggar, who fondled five girls when he was a teenager.
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NextagSponsoredUkrainian President Petro Poroshenko warned Thursday of the "colossal threat" of a resumption of major clashes in eastern Ukraine where at least 24 people have died in renewed fighting between government forces and pro-Russian rebels. Fresh clashes erupted near the rebel stronghold of Donetsk on…
By Jon Herskovitz AUSTIN, Texas (Reuters) - Texas on Wednesday executed Lester Bower, one of the longest-serving inmates on the state's death row who had said he was wrongly convicted of killing four men in 1983 and had spent three decades trying to halt his capital punishment. Bower was pronounced…
One in seven Americans suffer from sleep drunkenness, a sleep disorder that involves confusion and may even cause violent behavior.
A dead oarfish, a mysterious and serpent-like creature that swims deep below the ocean's surface, has washed up on a Southern California island and a university biologist will study the remains, officials said on Wednesday. Amy Catalano said she and a co-worker at the Catalina Island Conservancy…
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A prototype of a hovering tricycle called the Flike takes off in a test flight -- and hopefully flies toward a future where we all can get around on flying bikes.
By Lisa Maria Garza DALLAS (Reuters) - Four members of a Texas family have been arrested on suspicion of beating a 14-year-old relative to induce an abortion two years ago after she had been raped by a member of the family, Dallas police said on Wednesday. The Dallas Morning News said the teenager…
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Technically Incorrect: In Florida, a science teacher decides that quiet in the classroom should involve a little technical chicanery. Verizon is allegedly not pleased.
WASHINGTON (AP) — A summit of President Barack Obama and other Western leaders this weekend in Germany is expected to produce new condemnation — but not more punishment — of Russia for its suspected role in the escalating violence in Ukraine.
Bodybuilding is one of the most popular sports among young people in the war-battered country -- permitted even under the Taliban's hardline regime. In the end Mahmood Matin, a youngster from western Farah province, was crowned Mr Afghanistan. It is all a far cry from the days of the hardline…
By Steve Quinn JUNEAU, Alaska (Reuters) - Investigators have determined that four members of an Alaska family, whose remains were discovered in March after being reported missing a year ago, died in a murder-suicide, police said on Wednesday. Brandon Jividen, 37, fatally shot his girlfriend,…
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Michael Enright has landed a new role. Mr. Enright, who played a deckhand in "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest," left Hollywood for Syria more than three months ago to join Kurdish fighters. A video released by Kurdish People’s Protection Units, YPG, on Tuesday shows him in a military…
A Mississippi family faces charges, all because they cheered for a loved one as she got her high school diploma, reports television station WREG.
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani on Wednesday called for unity in the face of the country's "enemies", at a tense religious ceremony during which he was repeatedly interrupted. "We need unity and cohesion," Rouhani said, citing Islamic republic founder Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, who died on June…
RYE, N.Y. (AP) — The American woman who was mauled to death by a lioness in a South Africa game preserve was "brilliant, kind, adventurous and high-spirited," her family says.
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These artifacts saw new light last month in a flash exhibition at the Canadian Museum of History. Until the rediscovery of the HMS Erebus in 2014, no one knew where that ship had come to rest. Fifteen artifacts have now been pulled from the wreck site, located in Queen Maud Gulf between Victoria…
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — And to think, Teuvo Teravainen and Antoine Vermette were healthy scratches for the Chicago Blackhawks less than two weeks ago.