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NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — Two stars of the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" were indicted Monday on federal fraud charges, accused of exaggerating their income while applying for loans before their TV show debuted in 2009, then hiding their improving fortunes in a bankruptcy filing after their first…
MOSCOW (Reuters) - There was a time when Vladimir Putin's macho antics inspired pride among Russians, but many are finding it hard to believe the president's latest stunt - catching a huge pike in Siberia. Video footage released by the Kremlin last week showed Putin dressed in camouflage fatigues…
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FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. (AP) — Authorities are looking into whether a tour bus driver bound for Las Vegas violated what's popularly known as Arizona's "Stupid Motorist Law" when he drove into a flooded wash after a trip to the Grand Canyon's west rim.
HOUSTON (AP) — A child of the Great Depression, John Milkovisch didn't throw anything away — not even the empty cans of beer he enjoyed each afternoon with his wife.
At 55, Sharon Stone says she has a greater sense of confidence — a fresh take on her life. “It’s not like 50 is the new 30. It’s like fifty is the new chapter,” she told New You magazine. “We know so much at this...
You likely remember this, but let's just do some quick catching up. On Sept. 17, 2012, Mother Jones released a video, helped by former President Carter's grandson, of a private fundraiser for Mitt Romney. Here's what the GOP presidential nominee said:
Rep. Steve King has taken quite a beating for claiming that for every one young undocumented immigrant who's a valedictorian, there are 100 who are drug mules. King thinks he's one of the few voices willing to tell the truth with the cold hard facts. The problem is King doesn't know what a cold…
In Teaching Other People’s Children, Lisa Delpit writes: “Skills are a necessary but insufficient aspect of black and minority students’ education. Students need technical skills to open doors, but they need to be able to think critically and creatively to participate in meaningful and potentially…
LONDON (AP) — A team of archaeologists said Monday it has unearthed an unusual coffin-within-a-coffin in the central England parking lot where it found the skeleton of King Richard III, and that they hope to identify the remains within.
By Marcus George and Paul Taylor DUBAI/PARIS (Reuters) - If Iran's president-elect wanted to signal his determination to rebuild relations with the United States and strike a "grand bargain", he could hardly do better than pick Mohammad Javad Zarif as his foreign minister. Iranian news agencies…
For the first time, government advisers are recommending screening for lung cancer, saying certain current and former heavy smokers should get annual scans to cut their chances of dying of the disease. ...
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By Andrea Shalal-Esa WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Lockheed Martin Corp (NYS:LMT) and the Pentagon have reached agreement on orders for the next two batches of F-35 fighter jets, a deal worth over $7 billion ...
Amazon.com Inc. says it is adding 7,000 jobs in 13 states, beefing up staff at the warehouses where it fills orders, and in its customer service division. The company said Monday that it will add 5,000 ...
By Kevin Gray MIAMI BEACH, Florida (Reuters) - A leading group of black lawyers on Monday urged Florida's governor to call a special legislative session to repeal the state's "Stand Your Ground" law after the acquittal of George Zimmerman in the fatal shooting of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin.…
As a mother to six well-known children Kris Jenner has taken an interest in Amanda Bynes’ downward spiral. But with Bynes’ recent involuntary psychiatric detention, Jenner, 57, thinks things are looking up for the former child actress. Bynes is currently undergoing a mental health evaluation. Read:…