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MOSCOW (Reuters) - There was a time when Vladimir Putin's macho antics inspired pride among Russians, but many are finding it hard to believe the president's latest stunt - catching a huge pike in Siberia. Video footage released by the Kremlin last week showed Putin dressed in camouflage fatigues…
ROME (Reuters) - Pope Francis, in some of the most compassionate words from any pontiff on homosexuals, said gays should not be judged or marginalized and should be integrated into society. In a conversation with journalists on board the plane bringing him back from a visit to Brazil on Sunday…
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BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) — The mentors on "The Voice" may be superstars, but the consensus is it's not on them that the singing competition show has failed to find big stars such as themselves.
DUBAI (Reuters) - Iranian President-elect Hassan Rouhani will pick a cabinet of experienced insiders and will appoint the head of a powerful charity-cum-business foundation as his chief nuclear negotiator, Iranian news agencies said on Monday. Rouhani, who was elected last month and will be…
CHICAGO (AP) — U.S. coach Jurgen Klinsmann likes to describe Brek Shea's style of play as "unpredictable."
As the number of veterans committing suicide has climbed to an alarming rate, a civilian-run treatment center has now become a model for treating PTSD and other causes of military suicides. (July 29)
Amazon.com Inc. says it is adding 7,000 jobs in 13 states, beefing up staff at the warehouses where it fills orders, and in its customer service division. The company says it will add 5,000 full-time jobs ...
BANGKOK (AP) — Black waves of crude oil washed up on a beach at a popular tourist island in Thailand's eastern sea despite attempts to clean up the oil up over the weekend after it leaked from a pipeline, officials said Monday.
A rare Third Amendment lawsuit pits a Las Vegas-area man against police who he claims acted like a bunch of rampaging Redcoats in his apartment.
Dr. Jennifer Layden, an infectious disease physician at Loyola University Health System, talks about a new stomach bug.
Indy church mourns deaths of youth pastor, pregnant wife, mother of 5 who died in bus crash
The latest revelations about Anthony Weiner's habit of sending sexy messages with young girls have hit where it really hurts. According to a report from The New York Times, Weiner's campaign manager resigned this weekend because it was all too much to handle.
CORTLAND, N.Y. (AP) — Rex Ryan isn't sure what all the fuss is about.
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Sanger Police are looking for the man who they say assaulted an elderly woman and then escaped from the scene.
RIYADH (Reuters) - The Saudi Arabian government awarded $22.5 billion (14.6 billion pounds) in contracts to three foreign-led consortia on Sunday for the design and construction of the first metro rail ...
DOLAN SPRINGS, Ariz. (AP) — A Las Vegas-bound tour bus carrying 33 people was swept away by Arizona floodwaters as the driver attempted to cross a wash before turning the bus on its side amid heavy rains.
NEW YORK (AP) — Derek Jeter returned to the New York Yankees' lineup — again — with customary flair, making an immediate impact on a team desperate for power.