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This edition was generated on Sun Jul 26 08:45:02 EDT 2015
DEAR ABBY: Throughout my three grandchildren's lives, I have picked them up from school, and attended school functions, games and activities in which they have participated. Their parents work, and I was helping out. I have given them money for camps, clothes for all changes of season, and anything…
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Wrestlers took to Twitter after Hulk Hogan was fired by the WWE on Friday.
A diver was killed by a shark Saturday while hunting scallops off the coast of Australia as his daughter watched helplessly, shocking locals in an area not known for such attacks. "My understanding is the daughter returned to the boat and the father returned to get some more scallops," Tasmania…
ELKHART, Ind. (AP) — A 12-year-old Elkhart girl fatally stabbed her stepmother after the woman confronted her about starting a fire in the family's apartment following an argument, police said.
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Robert Doyle allegedly shot and killed Candelerio Gonzalez outside Doyle's home after dramatic vehicular confrontation.
Filipino fishermen found several buoys with Chinese markings near the disputed Scarborough Shoal and towed the devices back to shore northwest of the capital, Manila, Philippines officials said on Sunday. China seized control of the rocky outcrop in the South China Sea in 2012 after a three-month…
Around the continent, defense and intelligence budgets are ballooning in response to a plethora of threats.
The F-35 fighter is one expensive military project, but the stealth plane should become a primary weapon for the U.S. and its allies soon. Sure, some recent reports suggested the sophisticated fighter might not be able to beat the plane it’s replacing in a fight. But hey, it’s still fun to watch an…
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COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — A South Carolina woman was sentenced to life in prison Thursday, more than two years after prosecutors say she hired a teen to kill a man, and he killed the wrong man by mistake.
DEAR ABBY: I am the 24/7 caregiver for my husband, "Earl." We were both widowed when we married nine years ago. His daughter, "Mindy," hasn't talked to her father for six years -- hasn't called, emailed or even sent a birthday card. If he tried calling her, she wouldn't pick up. Recently, Earl had…
Israeli police entered one of Islam's holiest places -- annexed east Jerusalem's Al-Aqsa mosque -- on Sunday to tackle suspected Palestinian rioters, police said. Israel routinely imposes age restrictions on Muslim worshippers.
OSKALOOSA, Iowa (AP) — Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump opened up a line of attack Saturday on Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, accusing the leader in recent polls in Iowa of running his neighboring state into financial trouble.
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A 21-year-old University of Michigan student died on Friday when he fell through a glass roof in downtown Ann Arbor, Michigan, police said. The man and a female acquaintance had climbed a fire escape to the top of Nickels Arcade, site of an historic covered collection of shops near the university…
One of the women in the cell across from Sandra Bland says that she was "distraught" in the days before she was found dead. "She was crying and I could barely understand her, and I was like, ‘It'll be OK, don’t cry, it’ll be alright, you can’t be in here forever,’" fellow inmate Alexandra Pyle said…
Powell, who had 19 catches for 317 yards and three touchdowns last season for the University of Iowa, was shot while sitting in a car with some friends in his driveway, according to a police report. The 22-year-old was taken to the University of Toledo Medical Center for treatment, though police…
The nation is close to 250 years old, but these United States just can't seem to all get along.
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A former associate producer for the reality TV series 'Deadliest Catch' was shot and killed outside his home in an unincorporated section of Pasadena on Friday.
People in Nairobi on Sunday gave a muted and measured response to US President Barack Obama's firm support for gay rights during his visit to Kenya. Standing alongside President Uhuru Kenyatta outside State House on Saturday, Obama answered a journalist's question on gay rights by drawing…
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