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Taylor Swift's "bad blood" with fellow pop superstar Katy Perry looks set to get a lot worse. Perry on Wednesday took to Twitter, where she has more followers than anyone else in the world, to take down Swift in a row set off by the nominations for the MTV Video Music Awards. Rapper Nicki Minaj had…
Know these warning signs. The earlier you catch cancer, the better your chances of survival.
DEAR ABBY: I'm in my early 50s, disabled and live with my elderly mother. Between the ages of 8 and 11 I was sexually abused by my adoptive father. My mother finally caught him in the act, but the next day they acted like nothing had happened. He never did it again, and it was never spoken about,…
The killing of Cecil the lion, a black-maned inhabitant of Zimbabwe’s Hwange National Park, has sparked outrage from conservationists. As one of the oldest and largest male lions in Zimbabwe, Cecil was known by park rangers and safari drivers alike—a popular tourist attraction for the thousands of…
The charge was withdrawn against Luz Aurora Granados-Reyes, 25, after the Collin County Medical Examiner said he could not prove the baby girl, believed to be 30 to 32 weeks in gestation, was alive when she was delivered in the toilet. Granados-Reyes was released from the Dallas County Jail, where…
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NEW YORK (AP) — Two North Carolina men were arrested Wednesday on charges that they carried out a contract killing, allegedly leaving a woman dead on a garbage pile in the Philippines before each collected a portion of their $35,000 fee.
SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Texas health officials are asking a federal judge to dismiss a lawsuit by immigrant parents who were denied birth certificates for their U.S.-born children because local authorities refused to recognize as valid certain forms of identification.
Google Maps has a brand-new trick you should know about, but the feature is also terrifyingly scary, as it proves how much information big data companies can hold about their customers. DON’T MISS: Huge leak: This is the OnePlus 2 Starting today, Google Maps will let you explore Your Timeline, a…
PLATTSBURGH, N.Y. (AP) — Two killers who escaped last month from a maximum-security prison in northern New York bushwhacked, tramped through swamps and put pepper in their boots to elude the army of searchers on their tail, according to the coordinator of the manhunt.
Some celebrities are so gloriously good at what they do, even if they don't look particularly disturbing they are really, really creepy.
Two weeks ago a U.S. Air Force F-16 hit a little Cessna 150 propeller airplane while both were in the air near Charleston, South Carolina. Today the National Transportation Safety Board released its “preliminary information” on the crash.
DEAR ABBY: I have been with my husband for 10 years. We were married six months ago. Before the wedding, we had some breakups. During one of them, he dated another woman briefly. The encounter led to her becoming pregnant, and she gave birth to a boy who is now a year old. I learned about her and…
The research, published Wednesday in the journal PLOS One, found that a certain saturated fat found in fish—and fat-filled dairy products—could aid in reversing metabolic syndrome, or prediabetes. In humans, metabolic syndrome—identified by high blood sugar levels, high blood pressure, and a…
The Lincoln County Sheriff's Office identified the two men who died in the crash on Tuesday evening as Bard Lefevre, 22, and Chad Burton, 64. The aircraft was dropping candy from the sky at an event in the Auburn area before the accident, the statement said. A dispatcher with the Lincoln County…
U.S. government trying to restrict your access to cash. But not for the reason you think… According to leaked evidence it’s much, much worse.
A conservative news anchor has some words for President Obama. Tomi Lahren, an anchor at One American News Network, slammed President Obama on his “half-way, half-baked, tip-toe, be-friendly-to-jihadis mentality.”
Bill Cosby discussed downers on a Grammy Award-winning album for children called “Bill Cosby Talks to Kids About Drugs” in the 1970s.
Police say 37-year old Hassan Scott was shot multiple times early Wednesday morning on South 9th Street as he left the house to take his three children to day care.
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — A San Francisco Bay Area police sergeant was shot and killed during an early morning traffic stop Wednesday, and the man suspected in the shooting has been placed under arrest at a hospital where he is being treated for gunshot wounds, authorities said.
Dogs are as diverse as humans, and some can be quite brilliant. See which 9 breeds are most intelligent!
SUWANEE, Ga. (AP) — A Georgia man who was having relationship troubles with his wife killed her, two of her sons and himself Wednesday, less than a day after police had visited the home on a domestic violence call, authorities said.
Justin Gatlin, the 2004 Olympic 100m gold medallist who was suspended between 2006-10 after failing a second drugs test but is currently dominating the world of sprinting, has been tested 59 times by the US anti-doping agency (USADA) since his return. According to USADA figures released on…
The findings paint a portrait of how wealthy Americans like to spend their money and vacation time and reveal a few surprising results. The report also provides a regional breakdown of which states spend the most money while on holiday, and take the number of vacations.