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This edition was generated on Mon Jul 20 08:45:02 EDT 2015
DEAR ABBY: I recently found a notebook of my mom's. On the outside cover it said, "Disclaimer: Do Not Open Unless You're Me!" Being the curious soul that I am, I opened it despite the disclaimer. As I flipped through the pages, I learned many things about my mom that I didn't know, like her faith…
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The image of an African-American police officer assisting a man wearing a black T-shirt bearing a swastika and struggling in the heat goes viral.
MOSCOW (AP) — The daughter of a former Russian prime minister has accepted the job of deputy governor in a Ukrainian region, a decision that has sparked criticism in both Russia and Ukraine.
When a massive earthquake struck Nepal in April, Nepal's longest-serving "living goddess" was forced to do the unthinkable -- walk the streets for the first time in her life, she told AFP in a rare interview. Before the 7.8 magnitude April 25 quake, Bajracharya had only ever appeared in public…
Family and friends are gathering to bid a final farewell to two teens who died in the driver's ed car crash in Orange County.
There is a new invention that has the entire internet buzzing. Once you find out what it is - you will want one.
Germany believes Iran should rethink its stance on Israel as last week's nuclear deal means it must "bear new responsibilities, at home and abroad", a top German official said Monday. The comments from Sigmar Gabriel, Germany's economy minister and Chancellor Angela Merkel's deputy, came during a…
DETROIT (AP) — Police in Detroit are searching for men who allegedly robbed two young couples at gunpoint in separate attacks two hours apart and gang-raped the women while forcing the male victims to watch.
MODESTO, Calif. (AP) — A man was arrested Sunday in the deaths of two women and three young girls whose bodies were found in a Central California home, including his young daughter and her mother.
Australian surf champion Mick Fanning's shocked mother feared she had lost another son after he was attacked by a huge shark in South Africa, with the sport's top names also left shaken Monday by the terrifying close call. The 34-year-old was competing in the final heat of a world tour event at…
Few people dare to explore the eerie places that would freak most people out. One man did but instantly regretted.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Demi Moore said she is stunned and saddened by the death of a 21-year-old man Sunday in the backyard pool of a Los Angeles home she owns.
Four women were killed and several were injured on Saturday when the limousine they were riding in was struck broadside by a pickup truck on Long Island's East End, media reported, citing police and witnesses. The women, who were not identified, appeared to have been part of a group on a wedding…
Egypt on Monday took delivery of three Rafale fighter jets from France, the first of 24 warplanes sold in a 5.2 billion euro ($5.6 billion) deal earlier this year. Egyptian authorities took charge of the planes at an air base in southern France, and they will be flown to Cairo by specially trained…
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With estimated takings of more than $116 million, "Minions" is atop the worldwide box office for the weekend ending July 19, according to Rentrak.
Nairobi (AFP) - In Kenya, they've dubbed it 'Obamacare': potholes filled, new pavements and overnight flower beds, as Nairobi is spruced up for the capital's most awaited visitor, US President Barack Obama.
DALLAS (AP) — Muslims say they're looking for a place to bury their dead. Locals say it's a plot to gain a foothold in their small rural Texas town.
Technically Incorrect: A video of a motorist getting angry at a motorcyclist depicts an instance of a man getting more than he bargained for. Almost 9 million YouTube viewers have checked it out.
New compact LED flashlight puts professional power in the hands of consumers producing 600 lumens of blinding brightness in just 4.5 inches.
BEIRUT (AP) — A U.S.-led coalition dropped new leaflets over the de facto capital of the Islamic State group in Syria, promising those below that "freedom will come" to the region, activists said Sunday.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — It's only Summer League.
The bodies of the unidentified people were discovered at about 8:30 p.m. local time on Saturday in the East Chatham neighborhood, according to the Chicago Police Department. A police dispatch said the department was in the early stages of investigating the deaths and could not release details,…