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The conspiracy theories grew wilder as the massive military exercise grew closer: food riots and martial law were coming to the United States, some said. Then the governor of Texas lent credence to the paranoia by ordering the state's National Guard to monitor a weekslong special operations…
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BRIDGEHAMPTON, N.Y. (AP) — Dave Chappelle's return to the comedy stage comes at a racially charged time in the U.S., but the comedian, who never shied away from racial issues, says that's just a coincidence.
Four women were killed and several were injured on Saturday when the limousine they were riding in was struck broadside by a pickup truck on Long Island's East End, media reported, citing police and witnesses. The women, who were not identified, appeared to have been part of a group on a wedding…
He earned his title with death, destruction and RPGs.
A Virginia man says he was insulted by a Bojangles` Famous Chicken `n Biscuits` manager after he went inside to return a large sum of money he found in his order.
Few people dare to explore the eerie places that would freak most people out. One man did but instantly regretted.
WASHINGTON (AP) — In the face of Israeli outrage over the Iran nuclear accord, the Pentagon is moving quickly to reinforce arguably the strongest part of the U.S.-Israeli relationship: military cooperation.
Technically Incorrect: A video of a motorist getting angry at a motorcyclist depicts an instance of a man getting more than he bargained for. Almost 9 million YouTube viewers have checked it out.
DEAR ABBY: I am currently renting a room in the house of the mother of a friend of mine. The house is also shared with my friend's younger sister, who is in a relationship with another woman. Their relationship is pretty violent. The other night I was in my room, which is located next to the…
Britain's royal family suffered a high-profile embarrassment Saturday after a newspaper published images showing Queen Elizabeth II giving a Nazi salute as a young child in the 1930s. Buckingham Palace voiced disappointment after the front page of The Sun carried a black-and-white image of the…
There is a new invention that has the entire internet buzzing. Once you find out what it is - you will want one.
BYRON, Maine (AP) — Four young people celebrating a birthday and a graduation at a cabin in Maine likely died of carbon monoxide poisoning hours after their arrival earlier this week, a sheriff said Saturday.
Donald Trump, known for his incendiary rhetoric on the 2016 campaign trail, lobbed his latest verbal grenade, dismissing the military record of Senator John McCain, a former prisoner of war. The flamboyant billionaire businessman, reality TV star and Republican presidential contender said McCain --…
Autopsy results have not been completed on the cobra's owner, who had been found unresponsive in his vehicle on Tuesday along with a non-venomous snake in a crate, six tarantulas and a bullfrog, police said. The Monocled Cobra, which was kept at his home, was missing. Police said they received a…
MODESTO, Calif. (AP) — Police sought to question a 30-year-old man about the deaths of three children and two adults whose bodies were found in a California home on Saturday.
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Known for thick eyebrows, beatboxing skills, and appearing in Taylor Swift music videos, model and actor Cara Delevingne acknowledges that she’s still discovering parts of herself, but one thing’s for sure: Being bisexual isn’t a fleeting chapter in her life. After speaking with Delevingne about…
Formula One driver Jules Bianchi has died in a French hospital from head injuries sustained in a crash at last year's Japanese Grand Prix.
AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd has been arrested again in New Zealand and was behind bars on Sunday night, his lawyer said. "All I can say is he has been arrested and will be appearing on Monday at 10am (Sunday at 2200 GMT) in the Tauranga District Court," Tuck said. When Rudd was recently sentenced to…
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NEW YORK (AP) — Adam Sandler feels that when audiences finally see his upcoming Netflix comedy, "The Ridiculous Six," they will realize he wasn't trying to offend anyone.
A series of near-simultaneous explosions in the Gaza Strip on Sunday targeted members of the armed branches of Hamas and Islamic Jihad amid growing tensions between the Palestinian territory's rulers and extremist opponents. There was no immediate claim of responsibility for the blasts that rocked…
Hours after an Amber Alert was issued when a 13-month-old girl was allegedly abducted after her mother was sexually assaulted in the Antelope Valley, the alert was canceled when officials located the girl and detained two men, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff`s Department`s Lancaster…