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This edition was generated on Mon Jul 19 08:45:01 EDT 2010
CALCUTTA, India – A speeding express train plowed into a stationary passenger train in eastern India on Monday, killing 61 people in a crash so powerful it thrust the roof of one car onto an overpass. Officials said they could not rule out sabotage. Full Story »
ST. ANDREWS, Scotland – The South Africans have a new soundtrack of success. The drone of the vuvuzela has been succeeded by the skirl of the bagpipe. Full Story »
Delta Air Lines Inc. reversed a second-quarter loss with what it says is its largest quarterly profit in a decade thanks to strong passenger revenue. Full Story »