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A great white shark that washed up on an Australian beach this week had a sea lion stuck in its throat which likely caused its death, fisheries officials said Thursday. The four-metre (13-foot) white pointer was filmed thrashing around just off Coronation Beach, 430 kilometres (270 miles) north of…
Ukraine on Thursday hailed tougher Western sanctions against Russia over its alleged backing for pro-Moscow rebels as separatists inched towards talks with mediators on a potential ceasefire to halt the fighting. The United States and Europe stiffened sanctions on Moscow over Ukraine Wednesday,…
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WAILUKU, Hawaii (AP) — Four days into the search for a missing pregnant woman in Maui, her half-sister and a group of volunteers got their first serious clues, finding a skirt, shirt and bra that appeared stained with blood. The sister recognized the items as belonging to 27-year-old Carly Scott…
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) — Andy Samberg wants ousted "Saturday Night Live" cast members to know there is life after the comedy show.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Democratic opposition increased Wednesday to legal changes that would speed removals of young Central American migrants, jeopardizing President Barack Obama's call for $3.7 billion in emergency border spending to deal with the remarkable surge of unaccompanied youths at the South…
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After a nearly day-long delay amid a flurry of final appeals, Missouri put to death a triple murderer who had claimed both that he was innocent and that he suffered from mental incompetence. John Middleton, 54, was given a lethal injection and pronounced dead at 7:06 p.m. CST, according to Missouri…
Casey Kasem died a month ago after a long battle with Parkinson’s disease and dementia, but his body is still not buried. A representative for the radio icon’s daughter said his body remains at a funeral home in Tacoma, Wash., reports USA Today.
China has withdrawn an oil rig from contested waters a month earlier than initially expected after its presence set off deadly protests in Vietnam -- a move welcomed in Washington. The energy company behind the project however said that it had finished the drilling "as planned" and China reiterated…
A suspected bank robber and a female hostage died on Wednesday in a shootout with California police after a car chase sparked by a bank robbery in which thieves seized three women as hostages, firing assault rifles as they fled. "During the chase, the suspects continually shot at officers with…
Boys, Ages 9-11, Are Latest Victims in Israel's Fight With Hamas
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AdChoicesbemoreteaSponsoredRussia has provisionally agreed to reopen a major Cold War listening post on Cuba that was used to spy on the United States, a Russian daily reported Wednesday after President Vladimir Putin visited the island last week. Kommersant reported that Russia and Cuba had agreed "in principle" to reopen…
President Bashar al-Assad was sworn in Wednesday for a new term, warning Western and Arab governments of the backfire they face for their support of the armed revolt in Syria. In a triumphant speech before an invited audience after taking the oath of office at a red carpet ceremony in Damascus,…
Hally Yust’s Family Doesn’t Want Others to Fear the Water
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — She hadn't done splits and high kicks in years, but 40-year-old dance instructor Kriste Lewis set a lofty goal — to try out for the New Orleans Saints cheerleading squad, known as the Saintsations.
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