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Late on Sunday, the father of the children, Adrian Martinez Cardona, was fatally shot outside a bar in San Bernardino, about 60 miles east of Los Angeles, local police said in a statement. Cardona, 35, was asked to leave the bar after getting into an argument, San Bernardino police said, and was…
Memorial Day, and the late may holiday also marks the unofficial beginning of summer, Here are our favorite celebs rockin their Bikini's.
Sea-level rise is coming. Researchers looked at three decades’ worth of data on ice cap oxygen levels, then analyzed it to determine how varying amounts of CO2 in the modern-day atmosphere lined up with atmospheric CO2 and sea levels in the prehistoric past. Back then, the average global…
Authorities found a collection of unusual items inside the car and storage locker of the only identified suspect in the bizarre “Gone Girl” kidnapping case. According to search warrants released Tuesday afternoon, night vision goggle harness, women's make up, duct tape and a collection of drones…
Israel is responsible for the 2008 murder of a top security aide of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, according to secret US intelligence files. Brigadier General Mohammed Sleiman was shot in the head and neck on August 1, 2008 by a small team of Israeli commandos as he enjoyed a dinner party at…
Paul Pelton, 41, was charged with vehicular trespass after he opened a back door and leaned into the vehicle to capture video on his cellphone just after the Monday accident in Lorain, 30 miles west of Cleveland, the Lorain Police Department said. The crash involved Zachary Goodin and Cameron…
Banks do not want you to know about this brilliant government program to pay off your mortgage. Here's how it works:
NEW YORK (AP) — The geographic areas where Lyme disease is a bigger danger have grown dramatically, according to a new government study published Wednesday
If you’re paying $1,000 a night to stay in a hotel, it’s more than likely that you’re living lavishly. Perhaps you’re in a Vegas suite, or maybe you’re enjoying some scenic views from within a tucked-away hotel in Italy. But for those looking to travel abroad and simultaneously live on the edge,…
Greek lawmakers backed a deeply contentious bailout package Thursday, clearing the first hurdle towards securing a rescue hours before fresh talks between eurozone ministers but leaving the radical left government in Athens weakened. Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras managed to push through a series of…
HOLLY HILL, S.C. (AP) — South Carolina authorities were searching Wednesday for the person who shot and killed four people and wounded a young boy at a rural home.
New technology puts professional power in the hands of consumers with 1000 lumens of blinding brightness generated from 4 C-Cell batteries.
By Kevin Murphy KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - Rarely is a trophy fish so easy to land. An animal control officer in Olathe, Kansas, recently hauled in a 60-pound (27-kg) carp that was lying in a drainage ditch. A man out for a walk last week spotted the fish and called police, city animal control…
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Icy mountain ranges can be seen rising from Pluto's surface, according to the first close-up images released Wednesday from NASA's New Horizon's spacecraft after its historic of flyby of the dwarf planet. Scientists were also stunned to see a close-up section of Pluto that showed no sign of…
Inflammation is behind more than 80% of the conditions we suffer from so fighting it is key to a happier life. Learn how thru this quiz.
A week after FBI agents raided the Indiana home of Subway pitchman Jared Fogle, more details are emerging about the child pornography investigation that led authorities to his home.
HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) — A 9-year-old boy who was fatally beaten over a missing birthday cake had been handcuffed for up to three hours a day for a week before the deadly assault, according to court records released Tuesday in Maryland.
By Adam Jourdan and Clare Baldwin SHANGHAI/HONG KONG (Reuters) - On a dusty industrial lot in northern Hong Kong, a group of travelers sheltered in the shade away from the pressing July heat, packing old cloth bags and backpacks with Styrofoam to protect a more precious cargo: smuggled meat.…
A video of Planned Parenthood's medical director discussing the harvesting of tissue from fetuses, released Tuesday, is at the center of the latest national controversy about abortion. Not only does the video raise questions about Americans’ comfort with the practice, but it quickly morphed into a…
Know these warning signs. The earlier you catch cancer, the better your chances of survival.
ATLANTA (AP) — Former President Jimmy Carter on Wednesday backed a historic deal to curb Iran's nuclear program, telling The Associated Press that the U.S.-led agreement is "a major step in the right direction."
By Alexandra Alper, Joanna Zuckerman Bernstein and Lizbeth Diaz MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Working for a modest wage among powerful criminals, Mexican prison guards are caught between a rock and a hard place, often helpless against the muscle and financial might of drug gangs like Joaquin "El Chapo"…
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu suffered a major defeat in failing to stop a nuclear deal with Iran but he remains as defiant as ever even at the risk of further isolation. While the world's major powers welcomed the deal finalised with Iran on Tuesday as a historic moment capable of…