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A strategic bomber with seven people on board crashed in far eastern Russia on Tuesday but its crew apparently managed to parachute out and a search for them was underway, the defence ministry said. "The crew abandoned the jet," the Russian defence ministry said in a statement, adding that the…
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WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama heralded a historic nuclear agreement with Iran Tuesday as an opportunity for the longtime foes to move in a "new direction," while sharply warning Congress that it would be irresponsible to block the accord.
David Zink, 55, is scheduled to die by lethal injection after 6 p.m. CDT (1900 ET) at a state prison for the murder of Amanda Morton of Strafford, Missouri. Lawyers for Zink have filed a flurry of appeals seeking to halt the execution, including claims that Missouri officials will be violating…
DEAR ABBY: I am a partially disabled person in my 70s. Because of arthritis in my spine and hip, I'm able to stand for only a few minutes and walk only 20 to 30 feet. When I know I am going to be someplace that requires more walking or standing, I use my wheelchair.My question is: How do I reply to…
Microsoft is getting ready to release Windows 10, a new PC operating system that will be available as a free download for a large number of current Windows users. However, the free Windows 10 upgrade offer is only good if you download the new OS within one year of the official July 29th launch…
Do you know which cars you can buy and still have some fun when you're not driving the kids?
NEW YORK (AP) — Like many 14-year-old girls, Jazz Jennings goes to school, plays soccer, hangs out with friends, has a thing for mermaids and loves social media, kind of wishes her tummy were a little bit flatter, and lives life feeling good about herself.
Chancellor Angela Merkel may appear to be the victor in the Greek bailout standoff but many Germans looked on in dismay at the heavy cost to the country's image. Merkel and her hardline finance minister, Wolfgang Schaeuble, drove a tough bargain at the marathon negotiations, in line with Berlin's…
HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) — The rapper 50 Cent, known for the album "Get Rich or Die Tryin','" has filed for bankruptcy.
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Popular MechanicsSponsoredWASHINGTON (AP) — A special House committee on the 2012 Benghazi attacks has devolved from an investigation into the deaths of four Americans in Libya into a political fight over Hillary Rodham Clinton's emails and private computer servers — a battle that is likely to stretch into the 2016…
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's distrust of the United States loomed over nuclear talks for years but Iran's supreme leader ultimately did a deal because it served the nation's interests. Faced with conflicting pressures over a US-led agreement -- needed to end crippling Western sanctions but deeply at…
Oriana Garcia, the mother, and Jacob Barajas, the uncle, were arrested on Monday after authorities learned they planned to move to the West Coast, Hagerstown police said in a statement. The boy, Jack Garcia, died on July 5 after being on life support at Children's National Medical Center in…
By Irene Klotz LAUREL, Md. (Reuters) - Mysterious Pluto looms large and turns out to be larger than expected as NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft wraps up a nearly decade-long journey, with a close flyby on track for Tuesday, scientists said on Monday. The nuclear-powered probe was in position to pass…
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ST. ANDREWS, Scotland (AP) — Tiger Woods is still gunning for Jack Nicklaus' record.
ALMOLOYA, Mexico (AP) — The digging would have caused noise. The planners would have needed blueprints and maps. The entrance would have to be in a place beyond the view of security cameras at Mexico's toughest prison.
A new luxury jet could get you (and 17 of your closest friends) from New York to London in just 3 hours. Spike Aerospace's S-512 Supersonic Jet was introduced in 2013, but the Boston-based company recently announced a few exciting updates to the plane's design that could make it safer for…
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GOP presidential candidate wastes no time attempting to capitalize on impact of notorious drug lord's escape from Mexico prison
IRVING, Texas (AP) — A suburban Dallas woman who was arrested after three of her children drowned last month at an apartment complex pool has been released on bond, police said.
President Petro Poroshenko confronted a fresh crisis Monday as a deadly standoff between interior ministry units and armed Ukrainian ultranationalists entered a third day in a western enclave near Hungary. The EU-backed leader convened his "military cabinet" of top generals to try and diffuse…