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This edition was generated on Thu Jul 14 08:45:01 EDT 2011
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 14, 2011
- Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
- James Thurber (1894 - 1961), New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937
- I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
- Garry Shandling (1949 - )
- Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
- Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988), Time Enough For Love
- This is like deja vu all over again.
- Yogi Berra (1925 - )
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