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RIVERSIDE, Calif. (AP) — A woman stranded in her car for two weeks in the Southern California desert in May said she forgave her husband for making a wrong turn and was prepared to die with him.
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NextagSponsoredMexican drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman has escaped from a maximum-security prison for the second time in 14 years, sparking a massive manhunt Sunday and dealing an embarrassing blow to the government. The kingpin was last spotted by security cameras entering the shower area of the Altiplano…
Greeks accused Germany of trying to humiliate them by making tougher demands for a new bailout deal, as the country's fate in the euro zone hung in the balance ahead of a meeting of European ministers in Brussels on Sunday. Elected on a promise to rid Greece of austerity, Prime Minister Alexis…
DEAR ABBY: My problem concerns my children and others who may have to deal with my finances or estate should I become ill or die.I constantly get requests from credit card companies and other businesses, like utilities, urging me to "go paperless." "Save a tree ... save a forest!" While I'm…
A major problem the auto industry can face during economic downturns is what to do with all the brand new cars dealerships can't sell.
South Korean troops fired warning shots at North Korean soldiers who intruded on the buffer zone marking their heavily armed border, Seoul said Sunday, in the first such skirmish this year. The incident occurred Saturday morning when 10 North Korean soldiers crossed the border of the demilitarised…
Luxembourg's foreign minister has made an impassioned plea for Germany to avoid a Greek exit from the euro, warning Berlin of a catastrophic schism with France if it pushes for Athens to leave the currency union. The comments from Jean Asselborn, released on Sunday, came after Germany argued that…
Today marks the 211th anniversary of the deadly duel between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. What caused the sitting vice president to gun down a Founding Father on the cliffs overlooking New York City?
Last week, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department (TPWD) posted a picture of a giant redheaded centipede to its social media pages that met all of the above criteria. However, giant redheaded centipedes (Scolopendra heros) — which can be found in certain regions of the southern United States and…
Ed Sheeran publicly admitted that he would not date the 5-foot-10-inch Taylor Swift because of her height, but we think she looks great!
California residents are being warned to be more vigilant about coyotes after four attacks on children in the past month in the Irvine area. The California Department of Fish and Wildlife reported four incidents involving coyotes and young children in the past month in Irvine, where the children…
TYLERSVILLE, Pa. (AP) — A truck struck a horse and buggy in central Pennsylvania, killing a woman and an 8-year-old boy and seriously injuring four other people, authorities said.
More than one million people have been evacuated from China’s east coast near Shanghai, as Typhoon Chan-hom struck the region Saturday morning. With high winds, crashing ocean waves, and inches rain that destroyed farming fields and soaking homes, it could be the worst typhoon to hit the area since…
MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Philippine police killed five suspected car thieves and robbers in a gunbattle on Sunday north of Manila in an ongoing anti-crime crackdown, officials said.
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Police later identified the man as Anthony Ware, a 35-year-old African-American, the Tuscaloosa News reported on its website. When officers arrived, the man ran into nearby woods and was chased by officers who used the pepper spray before placing him in handcuffs as he resisted arrest, police said.…
The EU cancelled a full 28-nation summit on Sunday to decide whether Greece stays in the European single currency as a divided eurozone struggled to reach a reform-for-bailout deal. With Greece facing growing misery from capital controls and fears its banks could collapse within days, a meeting of…
A 13-month-old baby in a stroller was struck and killed Saturday by a car that had just left the scene of a shooting in the city's Woodlawn neighborhood, police say.
Hop on any hot diet bandwagon—paleo, we’re looking at you—and one of the rules will likely be that you need to steer clear of gluten. Given the pressure on women to stay trim and slim, plenty of ladies are eager participants in the gluten-free craze. Avoid gluten and you conveniently avoid…
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BuzzCareerSponsoredA group of private vendors is being investigated after the students fell sick after eating candy hawked from a van, the provincial governor told Agence France-Presse Saturday, illuminating again concerns about food safety in the country. Overnight, the number surged – to as many as 1,350 children…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Welcome to life in the spotlight, D'Angelo Russell.
DEAR ABBY: My husband has stage 4 cancer and is in constant pain. A big worry for him is my being alone in life after his passing. Several months ago when the subject came up, I told him that while I'm not a prophet, I know I'll be OK. I'm a social person. I have a nice support group with various…