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This edition was generated on Fri Jul 10 08:45:02 EDT 2015
Police said Wednesday they were investigating video that appears to show Ariana Grande licking doughnuts at a shop in Southern California. Earlier, Grande apologized for saying "I hate America" in the same video.
Men like looking good -- they just hate the razor burn, in-grown hairs and itchy skin that comes with shaving. Now a new trend may save the day.
By Alisa Tang BANGKOK (Thomson Reuters Foundation) - Sales of maternity trousers that allow Muslim women in Malaysia to cover up while giving birth have surged, despite triggering fierce criticism and fears of putting the lives of women at risk during childbirth. The bright-colored Mamapride…
DEAR ABBY: How do I forgive myself for staying with my husband "for the sake of the kids" and because I was afraid of him? Our children are teenagers now and both suffer from low self-esteem and depression. We lived far away from any family while they were growing up, and I was financially…
UFA, Russia (AP) — President Vladimir Putin announced Friday that India and Pakistan will join the Shanghai Cooperation Organization, a group dominated by Russia and China and also including former Soviet republics in Central Asia.
Netflix is a game-changer. You know it, I know it, and the pay TV industry certainly knows it. The cord cutting trend is accelerating and study after study attribute the increased number of households without a cable or satellite TV subscription at least in part to Netflix. While Netflix has…
Heart disease is the number 1 killer in the United States. Early detection is a must, know these signs and you may save your own life.
Boxing superstar Manny Pacquiao visited a Filipina on death row in Indonesia on Friday, with the convict breaking down in tears as she prayed behind bars with the Philippine sporting hero. Mary Jane Veloso was sentenced to death in Indonesia after being arrested in 2009 with 2.6 kilograms (5.7…
In a crowded alleyway at the foot of the Acropolis, the Adrianos travel agency is uncharacteristically empty.
A young woman who was critically injured in a car crash in Scotland spent three days waiting with the dead body of her boyfriend for help to arrive, it emerged Thursday. Lamara Bell's father accused police of ignoring his 25-year-old daughter after officers admitted they had received a report of…
Technically Incorrect: Star defensive lineman Jason Pierre-Paul of the New York Giants and Tampa Bay Bucs cornerback CJ Wilson are both said to have had July 4 mishaps.
You Won't Believe What Is Under The Random Pipes That Are Sticking Out Of The Ground.
A Pennsylvania man convicted of raping his wife's teenage daughter in an effort to conceive a baby the couple could raise as their own was sentenced on Thursday to up to 27 years in prison, a prosecutor said. Gary Machinshok, 29, of Wilkes-Barre was sentenced on Thursday after pleading no contest…
GILA BEND, Ariz. (AP) — A man and his 12-year-old grandson were found dead several miles apart along a desert trail after they went hiking in central Arizona, and the boy likely died while going for help, authorities said.
A number of Republicans are getting the thumbs-down from voters in the places they represent.
New technology puts professional power in the hands of consumers with 1000 lumens of blinding brightness generated from 4 C-Cell batteries.
A Snake wouldn't seem to offer much help on a football field.
A man killed seven people in New Jersey and Pennsylvania over a seven-week period during shooting rampages in which at least some victims may have been targeted at random, authorities said Thursday.
Saudi Arabia's Prince Saud al-Faisal, formerly the world's longest-serving foreign minister who oversaw four decades of turbulent diplomacy for the oil-rich kingdom, has died. A statement from the Royal Court said Prince Saud, who was born in 1940, died in the United States without giving the cause…
Banks do not want you to know about this brilliant government program to pay off your mortgage. Here's how it works:
A 14-year-old boy died on Thursday from a rare brain infection state health officials believe he contracted while swimming in a lake in central Minnesota, his family said. The Minnesota Department of Health said the child had developed a very rare and severe brain infection caused by a freshwater…
Justin Gatlin shot arch-rival Usain Bolt a warning with a consummate performance in his 26th successive sprint victory on Thursday, while Mo Farah returned to the track with a sublime win he said answered his critics. Gatlin, the 2004 Olympic 100m gold medallist and 2005 double world sprint…
An overdose of over-the-counter cold medicine caused the death of two children whose bodies were found in their gas-filled home in Connecticut, and their mother, who had said she stabbed them, remained charged with murder, police said on Thursday. Autopsies concluded this week by the state's chief…